Chapter 431 The White Lotus Emerging from the Mud
After the banquet, Yan Shifan took the proprietress back to the Yan Mansion, and there was bound to be another lot of trouble.
I heard that Yan Shifan can be called the Guan Xi brother in ancient times. However, due to his limited technology, in order to count how many women he had played with, this guy specially sent people from the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau to make a batch of about two feet. White thick kerchiefs, this white thick kerchief is spread on the bed when the queen is a maid, leaving a piece of thick kerchief for each maid, and throwing the thick kerchief under the bed.
Furthermore, Yan Shifan has a concubine who is responsible for counting the number of thick towels under the bed. It is said that in one year, the number of thick towels under the bed can be accumulated to more than 900, which means that Yan Shifan plays an average of three games a day. A woman.
But what Zhang Siwei said, and of course what others said, was that Yan Shifan's crime tools seemed to be quite small.
Ahem
By the way, why can't I help but think of the poem "As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle". It's so dirty. I didn't expect you to be like this Li Bai
Zhu Ping An said goodbye to everyone with a hint of drunkenness, and then took the pass note from Yan Shifan and headed all the way to Linhuai Marquis Mansion. It's different when there are people in the court. With Yan Shifan's handwriting, the journey is smooth and no one dares to stop him.
It was also dark at this time. When we returned to Linhuaihou Mansion, everyone in Linhuaihou Mansion was asleep.
However, even though everyone was asleep, the gifts to celebrate Zhu Pingan's promotion were also delivered to Zhu Pingan's guest room by the servant. When Zhu Pingan returned to the guest room, he saw the congratulatory gifts sent by people from all walks of life in the mansion. Zhu Pingan packed up the gifts and placed them in the corner of the room, preparing to leave them directly at the Hou Mansion when he left.
His relationship with Li Shu was inherently false, and there was no reason to accept congratulatory gifts from the Li family.
After briefly freshening up, I lay down on the bed to rest. A faint hint of alcohol brought me sleep, and I soon fell asleep.
Zhu Pingan got up extremely early the next morning. Countless stars outside were still embedded in the dark sky. Zhu Pingan had already washed and dressed.
"Gee. Congratulations to my uncle for his promotion to the next level. The lady specially asked the kitchen to add more dishes for him." The little maid Baozi also came very early today, nearly an hour earlier than usual, holding a food box in her arms He opened the door of Zhu Pingan's room and saw a sweet smile on his face.
As the little maid Baozi said, she hugged the food box to her chest, like a kitten waiting for praise.
"Then thank your lady for me." Zhu Pingan couldn't help but smile when he saw this.
"Damn girl, what are you talking about? Who specifically asked the kitchen to add more vegetables? I just don’t want the vegetables to be wasted."
Li Shu’s voice was very timely, just before Zhu Pingan As soon as he finished speaking, Li Shu's lark-like voice came over. After entering the room, Li Shu glared at the little maid Baozi so hard that she almost turned into a little quail.
Li Shu's elegant Hanfu is exquisitely designed into a swan costume, which is very eye-catching. The effect of the swan's wings is outlined in pink and ink. Coupled with Li Shu's delicate face and fair complexion, it is simply beautiful. outrageous.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but take a second look.
Seeing this, the joy in Li Shu's dark eyes flashed away, but her face was deliberately full of anger, and she gave Zhu Ping'an a hard look.
"Zhu Ping'an, you have become more courageous after being promoted. Look again, believe it or not, I had someone dig out your eyes." Li Shu snarled, her little tiger teeth exposed.
Sure enough, no matter how beautiful a person is, if he becomes more willful and willful, he will feel nothing at all.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, and then suddenly discovered that there seemed to be a black mole on the tip of Li Shu's nose. No, he looked carefully and found that the black spot was not a mole. Why did it look like the bottom of a pot was ashes? Of.
When Zhu Ping'an was a child, he often helped his mother Chen make fires, and he was no longer familiar with the ashes at the bottom of the pot.
The tip of Li Shu's nose looked like ash from the bottom of a pot. This was a bit strange. How could there be ash from the bottom of a pot on the tip of the nose of a dignified young lady like Li Shu? It's normal if there is ashes from the pot bottom on the tip of Little Baozi's maid's nose. Although Little Baozi's maid is a personal maid, it's normal for her to go to the kitchen to help out occasionally. But, why is there ash from the bottom of the pot on the tip of Li Shu's nose?
"Ah, why are you still reading? Have you read all the books of sages into the dog's belly?"
Zhu Ping'an has been staring at Li Shu. As the person involved, Li Shu said This is naturally clear. I was secretly happy in my heart, but my face was pouting with a look of coquettishness.
"Do you think you are beautiful?" Zhu Ping'an looked at the black dots that swayed along the tip of Li Shu's nose when she was giggling, and couldn't help but asked with a chuckle.
“Hmph, what do you think?” Li Shu sneered and looked up at the sky at an arrogant forty-five degrees.
"I think you look like a white lotus emerging from the mud." Zhu Pingan chuckled softly.
A white lotus emerging from the mud? After hearing this, Li Shu's mouth showed a hint of joy. After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Li Shu immediately recalled the sentence in Zhou Dunyi's "On Love of the Lotus" of the Song Dynasty, "I alone love the lotus that emerges from the mud but remains unstained. I am clean but not evil.”
This fool means that I am born out of mud but not stained, I am holy and beautiful.
Also "I love lotus alone." It means I just like lotus. This idiot also said that I look like a white lotus. Doesn't that mean "I just like you"? This idiot wants to confess to me. ?
Stop thinking about it, Li Shu. How could this idiot think so much? He must have overthought the confession. This idiot just casually said that I was holy and beautiful. He, a nerd, wouldn’t act like that. So many.
In just the blink of an eye, Li Shu had countless thoughts in her mind.
"You, hum, don't think that I can forgive you if you say nice things." Li Shu's pretty face turned red and she said angrily.
“Well, you’re overthinking it.” Zhu Pingan shook his head and smiled, “I mean you’re pretty.”
You idiot, go to hell! You actually said I'm pretty!
Hearing this, Li Shu could not wait to bite Zhu Pingan into pieces! This bad guy came to bully me again. The white lotus coming out of the mud is smelly, and the lotus flower is beautiful. The combination of "white lotus growing out of the mud" makes it smelly and beautiful. Bad guy, this bad guy! Playing with yourself again!
"Zhu Ping'an" Li Shu was about to get angry.
"There is dust on the tip of your nose." Zhu Pingan said lightly when Li Shu's small universe was about to explode.
Zhu Pingan's words were like a basin of cold water, instantly extinguishing Li Shu's anger.
"Grey?" Li Shu was startled, then quickly walked to the bronze mirror in Zhu Pingan's room and looked at it.
"It's not ashes." Li Shu said and wiped the ashes on the tip of her nose in front of the mirror with her hands, and then said anxiously with a slightly red face, "That's because the ink pen didn't work when I traced my eyebrows in the morning. Watch out for the tip of your nose.”
Oh, so it’s like this. I asked why there was ash on the tip of Li Shu’s nose. It turned out that the eyebrow pencil accidentally fell on the tip of her nose while putting on makeup. Zhu Pingan nodded and agreed with Li Shu’s explanation. (End of this chapter)