Chapter 504 First taste
“No matter what, you can’t look at it. You have done something wrong, and you have so many excuses. You dare not admit it...”
“You still think you are doing it wrong. As a scholar, don’t you know that you should not look at anything inappropriate? There is a big-tailed wolf in the book of sages, Confucius, Mencius and Zengzi both blushed for you, hum, how could I teach you a big-tailed wolf..."
After returning to the cave, Li Shuwu puffed her mouth to herself and angrily mocked someone, a pair of The big black eyes also rolled out the standard eye roll, expressing contempt for someone.
After a long time, the night was getting darker, everything was silent, and the cave gradually became quiet, with only the sound of even breathing.
After waking up in the middle of the night, Zhu Ping'an couldn't fall asleep while lying on the thatched bed. Li Shu was all in his mind, and he even thought about it uncontrollably...
As a result, he became increasingly sleepy. No more.
I don’t know why, I have such impure thoughts about Li Shu
This is a sinister, willful, money-worshiping, young lady with a temper, whipping her servants, and sometimes she has a little heart. Snake girl, childhood At this time, this girl also threw a basket of local specialties that her mother had packed up and that the family was reluctant to eat, and threw them into the ditch like discarded garbage...
This girl is not her cup of tea. ……
The reason for such impure thoughts is probably that Li Shu is too beautiful and has astringent food. Not even Confucius could avoid it, let alone himself. Zhu Pingan comforted himself like this.
But scenes from the past reappeared from time to time, playing back over and over in Zhu Pingan's mind.
"You tell me a story, and I'll give you this to eat."
In between classes during my childhood when I was not rich in material resources, a certain dark-hearted and willful little loli held a cup of food in her hand. The scene of holding a box of braised pork and pestering him to tell stories appeared in front of him inexplicably.
“My father and my brothers don’t like to read. The last time I read, I almost got worms. The toad wanted to borrow the book, so I just let him read it. It just so happened that the toad could help my father catch worms. Giggle..."
When I was a child, I knew that the Li family had a rich collection of books. When I went to borrow books from the Li family and was repeatedly turned away, the words of a certain sinister little loli standing at the door and speaking to the rich man Li echoed in my ears inexplicably.
The Li family's collection of books continues to grow, and there are more and more books on the imperial examinations, from scholarly examinations, judicial examinations to imperial examinations, as well as the scientific examination notes of former champions, Tanhua, Jinshi, etc., there are more and more books The more; the Li family’s study environment is getting better and better, spacious and bright...
Again Then, tables of delicious, delicious and tasty meals carefully prepared by the chefs of the Li family appeared before our eyes. Before the rooster crows, breakfast has arrived. Even if you study late into the night, you can still have delicious supper... Li Shu is the chef of the Li family...
Close your eyes and see Li Shu in front of Zhu Pingan.
Opening his eyes, Zhu Pingan was also facing Li Shu.
Zhu Ping'an felt like his brain was poisoned by watching too many short movies on the computer. When he turned off the computer and turned it on, it was all Li Shu, the smiling Li Shu, the crying Li Shu, the willful Li Shu, the bathing Li Shu... He also It's getting hotter and hotter, as if I have a cold or a fever. My whole body feels hot and uncomfortable.
"Zhu Pingan, what's wrong with you?"
When Zhu Pingan's brain was poisoned, he suddenly heard a lark-like voice ringing in his ears.
Zhu Pingan turned around and saw Li Shu. At some point, this girl appeared next to him, squatting in front of him, and placed her delicate hand on her forehead.
"Why is it so hot?" Li Shu opened her mouth in surprise.
Why is it so hot? It's impossible for me to tell the truth. If she knew at this time that she had unwanted thoughts about her, I don't know how much this girl would react.
"Ahem, I...I seem to be sick and in poor health." Zhu Ping'an was a little red-faced after being caught.
"Are you sick?"
Li Shu pursed her small mouth, blinked her big eyes and glanced sideways at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, her voice rose with a long tail sound, and there was a Playful smile.
For some reason, Zhu Pingan felt that Li Shu was a little weird at the moment, different from usual, as if she was possessed by a vixen, her eyes were so seductive.
Li Shu smiled playfully, blinked her big eyes and moved from Zhu Pingan's face to Zhu Pingan's body, scanning up and down.
Being caught red-handed again, Zhu Ping'an noticed Li Shu's gaze falling and couldn't help but blush. He changed his posture to hide his embarrassment at the moment.
"Are you in poor health?" Li Shu approached Zhu Pingan and blinked.
Nani!
Zhu Ping'an couldn't believe his ears. Such a proud and cold lady like Li Shu would say such things to him.
After hearing this, Zhu Ping'an lost all reason, hugged Li Shu and kissed her.
Huh?
Why does it feel like you are kissing the rough ground? My mouth was filled with the taste of earth.
"Gee, look, miss, why is my uncle gnawing the dirt on the ground so early in the morning? Is he hungry?"
When Zhu Pingan was confused, he suddenly heard Not far away, there was a burst of laughter from the little maid Baozi.
What's going on?
Zhu Pingan opened his eyes, and found that he was lying on the ground outside the thatched bunk at some point, gnawing happily. There was Li Shu there! What a quiet night there is! The morning light outside has penetrated into the cave!
Ugh!
Everything that happened at night was actually a dream!
"Eh? Did you wet your pants? I'm so embarrassed." After discovering Zhu Ping'an chewing dirt, the little maid Baozi screamed in surprise as if she had discovered a new world, and then said shyly He covered Baozi's face and turned away.
At this moment, listening to the surprised cry of the little bun maid outside, Zhu Ping'an just wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl in and sweep the floor politely. His reputation would be ruined in one day
"Dirty."
Li Shu came in and glanced at Zhu Ping'an. Her pretty face suddenly turned crimson, and she quickly turned around, her mouth full of pink curses.
Zhu Pingan looked at the wet patch on his pants and felt the sticky feeling. He wanted to die. A lifetime of wisdom was ruined in a dream!
Zhu Ping'an didn't know how he got out of the cave under Li Shu's contemptuous eyes
Fortunately, the clothes in the Ming Dynasty were cumbersome and the robes were long, so missing a pair of trousers would not be a disgrace. Zhu Ping'an left the cave despite Li Shu's disdainful eyes, went to the stream to wash his trousers, and rubbed them several times with the stream water. , after wringing out the water, he carried it back to the cave, propped it up on a stick outside the beacon tower outside the cave, and hung the pants on it to dry. The beacon tower has constant fireworks and high temperatures, so it can dry faster here.
"Your fish"
Li Shu snorted coldly, looked at Zhu Pingan with disgust, and then placed a few grilled fish firmly on the beacon tower.
"Thank you."
Zhu Ping'an was a little embarrassed to face Li Shu. As soon as he looked at Li Shu, he remembered the dream last night. He was so embarrassed that he had to turn his eyes away and look away. The boundless sea relieves the embarrassment.
As soon as he looked at the sea, Zhu Ping'an was shaken up, and his eyes couldn't help but stare at the boss. (End of this chapter)