Chapter 582: Three Thousand in the Harem, there is no such thing
In the harem, the empress is the first-grade title, the imperial concubine is the first-grade concubine, the noble concubine is the first-grade concubine, and the concubine is the second-grade title. If you keep counting, , this beauty, noble, and talented person is only the eleventh grade.
The above-mentioned imperial concubines and concubines mentioned by Feng Baogang are all the masters of the first palace in the harem. It is normal to force Feng Bao, but how could Shang Meiren force Feng Bao to such an extent?
"This Master Shang..."
Seeing that Zhu Pingan was a little confused, Feng Bao carefully observed the surroundings again, and only when he was sure that no one was around, he whispered to Zhu Pingan what was going on in the palace. secret.
There are no secrets hidden in the harem, and the success of Shangmei is not a secret. Almost everyone in the harem knows it, otherwise Feng Bao would not dare to tell Zhu Ping'an. Feng Bao is just cautious.
"Master Shang is about the same age as Mr. Xiao Zhu, one year younger, from Gyeonggi..." Feng Bao said softly.
This beauty is not a young girl...she is also a loli!
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but cough... Some disharmonious pictures could not help but appear in his mind, some even more crazier than the eighteen forbidden pictures: Thirteen brides and forty men, An old cow crushes Begonia! ! !
Emperor Jiajing is really a walking teddy, capable of killing even minors.
"Master Xiao Zhu, what's wrong with you?"
Feng Bao looked at Zhu Pingan in confusion. Zhu Pingan held back his cough and waved his hand, indicating to Feng Bao to continue.
Through Feng Bao's narration, Zhu Ping'an discovered that this young Shangmei was also a monster, and her mind and skills were definitely one of the few people standing at the pinnacle of the harem.
Shang Meiren is thirteen years old and a native of Gyeonggi. She entered the palace three years ago. This year, she is already the most favored woman in the harem by Emperor Jiajing. She is even more favored than Concubine Cao Duan, his favorite concubine at that time. Worse than that.
Shang Meiren was born in a poor peasant family in Gyeonggi Province. Her family could not even provide enough food and clothing. She was able to enter the palace because Emperor Jiajing needed a young girl Tiankui to make elixirs. The so-called Tiankui is the menstrual blood of a girl's menarche. In need of the elixir, Emperor Jiajing ordered virgins aged 10 to 13 to enter the palace in the Gyeonggi area.
The 10-year-old Shang Meiren entered the palace together with 300 virgins, and was raised in the palace for no reason. They were both palace maids and medicine men, and were even lower than the palace maids.
In addition to the work of palace maids, they also have to work as medicine men. Emperor Jiajing not only needed to use their geraniums to refine elixirs, but in order to seek immortality, Emperor Jiajing also had to "suck the wind and drink the dew" "The way to become an immortal is to drink nectar and practice when you get up early in the morning. This is a cultivation method taught by Tao Tianshi to Emperor Jiajing. The nectar falls from the sky and absorbs the essence of the sun and moon. It is rootless water. When practiced with the unique method of absorbing wind and drinking dew, it can prolong life.
The task of collecting dew naturally fell on virgin medicine men like Shang Meiren. Every morning after midnight, Shang Meiren and others would get up early. After bathing and purifying themselves, they would use jade bottles to collect dew in the imperial garden. After collecting the dew, they still have to clean the altar as palace maids, join the Xiyuan, and do everything a palace maid should do. In addition, we need to take some elixirs to stimulate Tiankui...
Such heavy work and the devastation of slavery have caused a large number of palace ladies like Shang Meiren to fall sick from exhaustion, and many palace ladies have not yet arrived for Tiankui. The grade has already faded away.
Shang Meiren and the others are just a luxury to be ordinary palace maids. If they continue on this track, it will be good for Shang Meiren to save their lives in the palace.
However, Shang Meiren obviously will not be satisfied with this.
I can take your place!
Just like Xiang Yu and Liu Bang felt the same emotion when they saw Qin Shihuang driving by.
Whenever she was sweeping the courtyard and saw the ladies of the harem walking past proudly surrounded by the ladies, Shangmei would always put down the broom in her hand, look at the ladies’ backs, and sip He gave a charming smile.
It doesn’t matter if you are thirteen years old, the ladies in the harem are only a few years or more than ten years older than you. They are all foxes with thousands of years of experience, and they are no less good at what they have done in those few years.
Opportunities always belong to those who are prepared.
Shang Meiren is this kind of person.
One day in late spring and early summer last year, an opportunity came for Shangmei.
On this day, Shangmei, together with more than a dozen palace maids, were selected to serve in Xiyuan. After cleaning the courtyard, they waited for orders in front of the Holy Emperor in Xiyuan.
As usual, Emperor Jiajing did his homework after helping Zhan in the morning. After reviewing the memorials in the morning, he continued to practice in the afternoon. He sat on the Bagua mat and recited the scriptures. He recited the scriptures softly and silently while tapping with his hands. Hit the chime in front of you.
Emperor Jiajing chanted sutras and struck chimes, and practiced until dusk.
Concubine Lu Jing spent too much energy last night. She reviewed hundreds of memorials in the morning and chanted sutras. It was so boring. After all, Emperor Jiajing was not made of iron. At dusk, she couldn't help but feel sleepy and had a problem. She was dozing off, her head was pounding little by little, and the jade chime in her hand hit the ink inkstone in front of her.
The sound of hitting the ink inkstone
It was very discordant
More than a dozen palace ladies present heard it, and Emperor Jiajing seemed to be dozing off while chanting sutras. The palace maids saw it in their eyes.
Seeing this
The palace maids who were standing waiting lowered their heads one after another, like ostriches, with their heads hanging low. They pretended not to hear it, even if they heard the discordant sound, they didn't have time to look up. , and they didn’t dare to raise their heads.
The little mouths were closed tightly.
It was so quiet in the palace that you could hear a hair falling to the ground.
In the palace, it is very dangerous to be blind and deaf. Seeing things you shouldn’t see and hearing things you shouldn’t hear. If you know too much, you will be beheaded, not to mention the emperor chanting The embarrassing thing about dozing off. Therefore, the palace maids lowered their heads and closed their mouths one by one, not even daring to take a deep breath.
Giggling
At this moment, a giggle suddenly came, breaking the tranquility of the palace, and the entire palace echoed with giggles.
The palace maids present were so frightened that they almost peed when they heard the coquettish laughter. You little girl has eaten the bile of a bear. You even dare to make fun of me. You are seeking death. You have A few heads are enough to chop off.
Disrespect in front of the palace!
This is disrespectful and may lead to beheading.
You are dead!
Unlucky, but don’t get us involved. The maids were all trembling, and they didn't dare to raise their heads, for fear of injuring themselves.
Who?
How dare you make fun of me!
Which dog slave is it!
Emperor Jiajing woke up from the laughter. Long Yan was furious. He raised his head and looked at the place where the sweet laughter came from, his eyes full of the emperor's anger.
However
What appeared in the eyes was a charming and naive girl, with smile marks on her delicate little face, looking as if she had been caught doing bad things, Li Guo Her little face was flushed, and her green-white hands covered Cherry's little mouth as an afterthought.
So cute
Cute loli
Emperor Jiajing had three thousand harems, but he had never seen this one.
The emperor's anger was instantly extinguished in front of this Jiaohan, like a red-hot iron dropped into ice water.
In the eyes of the emperor, the charming and naive girl first smiled charmingly, and then seemed to react slowly, with a timid face, like a stupid ostrich, lowered her little head, her green-white face The little hands subconsciously played with the belt like a child who made a mistake.
Looking more and more cute and cute.
"What's your name?" Emperor Jiajing looked at the charming palace maid with burning eyes, stopped chanting, and asked.
"Go back to Lord Long Live, my servant Shang Yu'er."
Shang Meiren was like a stupid ostrich, timidly raising her little head and replied sweetly. She looked at Emperor Jiajing and blushed. His face lowered his little head, becoming more and more charming and infatuated. (End of this chapter)