Chapter 662: Everyone has a responsibility to care for the mentally retarded
Listening to the ridicule of Zhao Daying and others, Zhu Pingan raised the corners of his lips and looked at Zhao Daying three with a look that showed that everyone has a responsibility to care for the mentally retarded. In seconds, the look in his eyes made Zhao Daying's teeth numb and his finger bones itchy. He wanted to slap Zhu Pingan.
Looked at each other for three seconds.
This posture is a confrontation.
Zhao Daying also waited for three seconds for Zhu Pingan's impassioned reply, but then he waited for Zhu Pingan's faint sentence, "Oh, yes."
Damn
Zhao Daying's finger bones were itching even more, and it felt like he had hit cotton with all his strength, the gap was huge. But despite this, Zhao Daying still showed the joy of victory on his face.
Zhu Pingan gave up.
However, just as the joyful smile on Zhao Daying's face bloomed, he heard Zhu Pingan speak again.
"Yes, this beard is a typical Tatar beard, but here comes the problem." Zhu Pingan raised the corners of his lips and smiled lightly.
"You surnamed Zhu are sick. You said it's a Tatar beard. Then there's the wool problem!"
"Don't delay. Everyone is busy and don't have time to look. Your poor performance"
All the military attachés in the auditorium stood up and booed Zhu Pingan, spraying Zhu Pingan to nothing.
So, they were also glanced at by Zhu Ping'an with eyes that care for the mentally retarded and that everyone has a responsibility.
"The person who disguised this head is also very careful, but" Zhu Pingan smiled with his lips raised, pointed at his brain with his finger, glanced at Zhao Qiu and Zhao Daying specifically, and revealed A disdainful smile, "There is not enough here."
What?
Is it ironic that we don’t have enough brains? !
Made!
Zhu, you have gone too far!
Zhao Qiu, Zhao Daying and others were ridiculed by Zhu Pingan, and they could hardly control their desire to beat Zhu Pingan.
"People who disguise their heads are superficial and only see the surface. They think they are doing a good job, but in the end they are self-defeating. The beard alone is full of loopholes. The beard is in the heart of the Tatar people. It is sacred and very particular. When Tatars grow beards, they have different methods and techniques for growing beards at different stages such as youth, adulthood and old age.”
Zhu Pingan walked slowly with his hands behind his back, his eyes as dark as ink. With the light of wisdom, he explained loudly to everyone.
"There is such a ballad among the Tatars, which roughly means: An old man without a beard is like a stag without antlers; a beard without a mouth is like a grass without flowers. A beard is a beautiful thing, Is the mark of a mature man"
"Tatar. Only those who have passed the age of 25 are considered fully mature. They are considered to be 'after the age of children, their strength has grown, they are as powerful as tigers, and they can carry scimitars, ride horses, and herd cattle for the tribe.' Only at this time can a Tatar grow a beard. The mustache resembles the beard of a tiger, so it is called tiger beard. This is a Tatar custom that has been followed from generation to generation. "
"Tatars marry their mothers after their father dies, and marry their sisters after their brothers die. , but they don't think so if anyone grows a beard before the age of twenty-five. , this is a big problem. In the eyes of Tatars, this is nonsense. People will immediately point their noses and scold them with "Are you the same generation as your grandfather? Are you brothers with your father?" So, Tatars. A Tatar will never grow a beard if he is under twenty-five years old.”
"Then, gentlemen, if you look at these heads again, don't you think there is a problem? A Tatar of eighteen or nineteen years old dares to grow a beard of a twenty-five-year-old? This is equivalent to carving a mess on his head! Will be despised by all Tatars."
< br>"So, these heads will definitely not be Tatars!"
Zhu Ping'an put his hands behind his back and said slowly word by word, with clear logic and strong logic, laying out the facts and making sense. It was confirmed that these heads were not Tatars.
Everyone just said it, and Zuo Zuo also confirmed that these heads are about eighteen or nineteen years old, no more than twenty. So, if what Zhu Pingan said is true and Tatars do not grow beards before they are twenty-five years old, then these heads are really not Tatars.
That’s a big problem.
Um
This
At this time, Zhao Daying was no longer as confident and fearless as before, and a thin layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
The gloomy and calm look on Zhao Qiu's face was gone. He called an accompanying official to him and asked something in a low voice. Then he saw that the expression on Zhao Qiu's face became a little serious. .
"Zhu Pingan, you are just talking nonsense. How can Tatars be so particular? You are talking nonsense."
"That's right, don't be deceived by Zhu Pingan."
"Nonsense! Nonsense! It's all nonsense!"
The military attachés in the gallery didn't care whether what Zhu Pingan said was reasonable or not. Well, anyway, as long as it was detrimental to Zhao Daying, they would grab Zhu Ping'an and sneeze at him.
They are used to criticizing Zhu Pingan like this.
Their official positions are not lower than Zhu Pingan's, and the key is that this petition has nothing to do with them. They don't feel any pressure at all when they criticize Zhu Pingan. It doesn't matter if you spray badly, but if you spray well, you can win Zhao Daying's favor and leave a good impression in front of Yan Dang and others. Why not.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't do anything to them anyway.
I just want to spray you Zhu Pingan, what can you do?
They have criticized Zhu Pingan several times today, and this time is no exception. Just like the previous times, no matter what Zhu Pingan said is right or wrong, after Zhu Pingan said something, they will say one word. spray.
However
This time things were somewhat beyond their expectations.
"Presumptuous!"
As soon as he finished spraying these words, he heard Zhu Pingan in the court suddenly turn around, point at the military attachés who sprayed him, and screamed like he was scolding a child.
Ouch
Holy shit!
These military attaches were dumbfounded by Zhu Pingan's roar. They were stunned for a few seconds and did not react. They subconsciously looked at the people around them. When they reacted, they couldn't help but change their expressions. How dare Zhu Pingan Yelling at them is a sign of courage, and you are not afraid of provoking public anger!
However, before they could put pressure on Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan pointed at them and continued to scold them: "You, I am talking about you, don't look at others. What kind of crime should you be so disrespectful!"< br>
Is there no respect for you?
You are talking nonsense, you are a sixth-grade Xiaohanlin, and you still dare to look down on me in front of old paper!
The military attachés who were named by Zhu Pingan were furious.
"Presumptuous! Do you know where the Tatar habit of growing beards that I just mentioned comes from? There is a detailed record of this in "Barbarian Volume Three? Tatar Chapter" of "Yongle Dadian", How dare you say that "Yongle Dadian" is nonsense! Hehe, my lords, what are your intentions?" Zhu Pingan looked at the people with dark eyes and asked sternly.
Well?
What? Does the Tatar people's beard-growing habit come from "Yongle Dadian"?
Everyone was shocked. If it was from another book, or if Zhu Ping'an heard it from hearsay, they would still question it, but when they heard that it was recorded in "Yongle Dadian", they had no doubts at all. As for "Yongle Dadian", who dares to say "Yongle Dadian" 》Try not a word!
(End of this chapter)