Chapter 697 Cuckold
After seeing off Feng Bao, Zhu Pingan returned to the main hall and curiously opened the red silk covering the fragrant leaf crown, witnessing the famous Lushan name of the fragrant leaf crown in history.
The geranium leaf crown is indeed a geranium leaf crown, exuding a strong scent of geranium leaves. This hat is in the style of a Taoist crown, about thirty to forty centimeters high. It uses bamboo as the crown bone and green gauze as the crown surface. There is also a black and white Tai Chi Bagua pattern embroidered on the front, and it is surrounded by fragrant leaves. wreath.
Fragrant leaves are the kind of fragrant leaves commonly used for stews and dishes at home, but I don’t know what secret method Emperor Jiajing used to process them. Although the fragrant leaves on the crown of this fragrant leaf are dry, the leaves are The color remains as green as fresh.
"Apricot-yellow robe with fragrant leaves and gauze, green words and gold paper to send smoke high.
The ministers of the cabinet and the emperor are fellow practitioners, and they do not care about the common people and do not go to court early. "
Zhu Ping'an held the fragrant leaf crown with both hands, shook his head and smiled, and walked leisurely to Tingyuxuan.
When Xia Yan gave up his disdain for the fragrant leaf crown, he was already the chief minister. , I am just a small sixth-grade official, but I don't have the courage of Xia Yan to report to the cabinet tomorrow. It is indispensable to wear this fragrant leaf crown at night.
Zhu Pingan returned to Tingyuxuan holding the fragrant leaf crown. Li Shu and the others were waiting in the yard. When they saw Zhu Pingan come in, Li Shu led him. The little maid and the others came over with the steamed buns.
Before Zhu Pingan could speak, the little maid Baozi saw the fragrant leaf crown held in Zhu Pingan's hand. Her big eyes opened in surprise. The next second, her fleshy little chubby hand covered her mouth. He giggled uncontrollably.
This girl’s shoulders are shaking when she smiles.
What’s wrong?
Zhu Ping'an was speechless. He looked himself up and down and didn't see anything dirty on his body.
"You stupid girl, why are you laughing?" Li Shu stretched out her slender hand and flicked Baozi's little maid's forehead lightly.
"Auntie, uncle, why, why did you bring back a cuckold?"
Baozi's little maid pointed at the cuckold held in Zhu Pingan's hand, giggling so hard that she couldn't stand up and almost burst into tears.
Cuckold?
Zhu Ping'an lowered his head and glanced at the fragrant leaf crown in his hand. Damn it, the little maid Baozi didn't say it was okay. When the little maid Baozi said this, Zhu Ping'an also felt that the fragrant leaf crown in his hand was It’s so green!
Green gauze crown
Green fragrant leaf garland
In addition to the black and white Tai Chi and Bagua patterns, the overall color of this hat is green to the eye.
If it’s not a cuckold, what is it?
“Ahem.”
Zhu Pingan suddenly felt that the fragrant leaf crown in his hand was extremely hot and had a shadow. When he saw the fragrant leaf crown, he thought of cuckoldry.
If a man's own woman has an affair with another man, everyone will call him a cuckold. Cuckold is not a modern product and can be traced back to the Yuan Dynasty.
The Yuan Dynasty was a dynasty established by Mongolia who came south to take over the Central Plains. Before they took over the Central Plains, there was no prostitution profession on the prairie. They are on the prairie. As long as a man and a woman look at each other, regardless of whether they are married or not, as long as they are willing, they can use the green prairie as a bed and the white clouds in the sky as a quilt to have a hearty communication. After they entered the Central Plains, they couldn't bear to see the establishment of brothels in the ceremonial state of the Central Plains. In order to express contempt and insult, they stipulated that prostitutes must wear purple shirts and men working in brothels must wear cuckolds. This shows the difference from normal people.
So the cuckold that men fear most was born.
"You stupid girl is going to die! What the hell are you talking about."
Li Shu spat shyly, made an angry gesture, and stretched out her slender hand like a raging little tiger. He hit Baozi on the forehead of the little maid.
This stupid girl said that what Zhu Ping'an was holding was a cuckold. Doesn't that mean that I, Hongxing, had cheated on her?
"Ah? Miss, I, I'm not. Bah, bah, bah."
< br>Baozi little maid covering After a while, I suddenly realized that I couldn't help but stop talking. My little round face turned pale with shame. I stretched out my fat paw and patted my little mouth again and again. It was quite hard, as if I wanted to repeat the words I said back to my little mouth. Like in the mouth.
Haha
Seeing this, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but smile and shook his head.
Thinking of the spectacular sight of all cabinet ministers wearing cuckolds tomorrow, I couldn't help but laugh.
But thinking that I would have to walk with this cuckold tomorrow, I couldn't help but feel speechless.
Man has two most unbearable feuds in the world, one is the hatred for killing his father, and the other is the hatred for taking away his wife. One of the manifestations of the hatred of seizing a wife is cuckolding.
From the court to the common people, how many people were splattered with blood because of this cuckold.
Emperor Jiajing wanted to make the fragrant leaf crown green, green gauze, green fragrant leaves. Xia Yan was not wearing the fragrant leaf crown at that time. Did he also notice this?
Maybe it's psychological.
But now that I have noticed the green attribute of the fragrant leaf crown, I can't turn a blind eye. Anyway, I will never be a cuckold.
However, this fragrant leaf crown was gifted by Emperor Jiajing, and I will have to wear it tomorrow. I didn't have the power that Xia Yan had at that time, and I couldn't learn from Xia Yan's temper. Moreover, given Xia Yan's position as chief minister at the time, if he didn't wear the fragrant leaf crown, he would lose the favor of the saint and eventually end up abandoning the market and die.
Can I be better than Xia Yan?
If you don’t wear this fragrant leaf crown tomorrow, you don’t need to think too much to know the consequences. Moreover, the memorial matter has not yet been fermented, and it is the time when I am attracting attention. If I don't wear a fragrant leaf crown, I will be criticized by someone who is interested.
This was embarrassing. Zhu Pingan put the fragrant leaf crown on the table and fell into a dilemma.
"Uncle, Miss, I was wrong, I was talking nonsense." The little maid Baozi apologized pitifully after slapping her mouth.
"How many heads have you grown?" Li Shu rolled her eyes angrily.
“One.” The little maid Baozi replied blankly.
"You also know that you have a head. Even those who are rewarded by the Holy Spirit dare to arrange it. Your head is enough to be chopped off." Li Shuxian pointed out that she hated iron and ordered the buns. He slapped his forehead and scolded.
"Ah" when the little maid Baozi heard this, she was so frightened that she almost sat down on the ground.
“You stupid girl.” Li Shu was angry and funny when she saw this.
At this time, Zhu Ping'an suddenly slammed the table and shouted with joy, "Yes."
This voice frightened the little maid Baozi who had just stood up, and almost fell again He sat down on the ground and raised his head like a frightened quail.
Zhu Pingan was inspired by Yan Song. In order to show his respect for the fragrant leaf crown, Yan Song specially covered the fragrant leaf crown with a layer of gauze to prevent the fragrant leaf crown from being covered with dust.
Then you can also "respect" the fragrant leaf crown.
Zhu Pingan raised his head to look at Li Shu, only to see Li Shu looking at him with bright eyes.
The hearts are connected.
"Go and ask the embroiderer to come and get a piece of blue yarn and black yarn from the warehouse." Before Zhu Ping'an could speak, he heard Li Shu giving instructions to the girl. (End of this chapter)