Chapter 752 The Holy One was angry
The Holy One smiled, Huang Jin felt that the whole palace was bright, and the sky always cleared up after the rain.
Mr. Yan Ge is indeed Mr. Yan Ge. His Majesty just took a few glances and he smiled. Wouldn't it be a good mood for His Majesty to look at him for a while longer?
Huang Jin was thinking full of hope as he lowered his head and flipped through the title book in his hand, hoping that he could also see a masterpiece, which would make the emperor feel better.
Huh? Mr. Xiao Zhu also contributed an article?
Huang Jin unfolded the four title books in his hand, and suddenly found that the signature of the third title book in his hand was Zhu Pingan, the Imperial Academy's Attendant and Secretary of Wuyi Palace - Zhu Pingan. The poems that open up the appetite can't help but arouse interest.
This guy is a talented and interesting person. I think the article he submitted this time is different from others.
Thinking of this, Huang Jin did not read the first two books and directly opened the third book of Zhu Ping'an's articles.
If Zhu Pingan's writing is good, I wouldn't mind helping him make a fortune.
Full of hope, Huang Jin opened Zhu Pingan's title book, and what came into view was the first sentence of Zhu Pingan's article:
Kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years! ! !
"Ahem."
Just after reading this sentence, Huang Jin turned pale with horror. He couldn't help but coughed and suddenly closed the question book in his hand with a look on his face. 's stunned.
Oh my God!
Kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years? ! Was this really written by Zhu Pingan? Didn't someone frame him and deliberately submit it under his name?
Huang Jin lowered his head and glanced at the words on the cover. The font was Zhu Pingan's. Zhu Pingan's handwriting was very good. He could be said to be among the small group of ministers with the best handwriting. Huang Jin was very impressed. Will admit his mistake.
But?
Kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years? ! How could Zhu Pingan make such a stupid mistake?
Huang Jin was stunned and could not recover for a long time.
Huang Jin's surprised cough and dumbfounded expression attracted Emperor Jiajing's attention.
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Emperor Jiajing turned to look at Huang Jin and asked curiously.
"No, it's nothing?" Huang Jin shook his head, closed Zhu Ping'an's question book tightly in his hand, and mixed it among the four question books, while forcing an ugly smile on his face, Trying hard to hide the gaffe just now.
"Show me what article made my Huang Ban so excited." Emperor Jiajing narrowed his eyes slightly and stretched out his right hand towards Huang Jin.
My Lord Xiao Zhu, do you know that you have caused a big disaster? The Holy One is not easily in a better mood. You have been kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years. If the Holy One sees you, Well, wouldn’t it mean that all the great work of Mr. Yan Ge has been wasted?
Huang Jin is now in a dilemma and is in a dilemma. If he gives it to the Holy One, he is afraid that the Holy One will be angry after seeing Zhu Ping'an kneeling in front of the Buddha for three thousand years. But if he doesn't give it, he must know that the emperor's golden words are true. If he doesn't obey, then he will be very angry. Committed the crime of deceiving the emperor.
I can neither give it nor not give it
So Huang Jin made a conscious decision, took out the second book of the question book, and handed it to Emperor Jiajing respectfully with both hands.
"The third book."
Jiajing did not answer, looked at Huang Jin and said leisurely.
"Oh, look at me, I'm so stupid. I even got the wrong question book." Huang Jinxu hit his chin in apology, and then angrily handed the third Zhu Ping'an question book to Jiajing with both hands respectfully. emperor.
Emperor Jiajing took the title book and glanced at Huang Jin thoughtfully, without revealing Huang Jin's little thoughts.
Huang Jin's back suddenly became densely covered with cold sweat.
On the one hand, it was brought about by the eyes of Emperor Jiajing, and on the other hand, it was the post-fear Zhu Ping'an's article. The beginning is about kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years, and I don't know what else follows.
Every household of the common people has Maitreya Buddha and Avalokitesvara in every household, which has already made the Holy Spirit in a bad mood and unable to drink water all day long! You, the scholar who has read the poems and books of saints and sages, have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years
Sigh~
I don’t know how angry the emperor was after seeing this...
Thinking of this, Huang Jin knelt uneasily, and every cell in his body tensed up, secretly thinking in his heart Be prepared for dark clouds rolling in and strong winds and rain coming in the next second.
Crash
The sound of opening the question book sounded.
Huang Jin, who was sitting on his knees in front of Emperor Jiajing, pricked up his ears. Knowing that Emperor Jiajing had opened Zhu Pingan's question book, his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably and his blood flowed very fast as if a water pump had been installed. He was nervous. His breathing stopped.
"Huh?"
The next second, Emperor Jiajing hummed with a thick nasal sound, which almost made Huang Jin's heart jump out of his throat.
A storm is coming.
Alas!
My Lord Xiao Zhu, what were you thinking at that time? You knew that the Holy One was devastated by the lack of Buddhists and Taoists, so why did you write about Lao Shizi kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years? Look, the Holy One is now...
Huang Jin has ten thousand complaints against Zhu Ping'an in his heart. Now he can only hope that after the Holy Emperor's birth, he will be less angry.
After Emperor Jiajing said "hmm" with a thick nasal sound, Huang Jin's heart was still in his throat, trembling with fear.
The dormitory was quiet for about a second.
“Haha...”
Emperor Jiajing chuckled again in Huang Jin's ears.
After Huang Jin, who was sitting on his knees and heard Emperor Jiajing's hehe, his heart almost jumped out of his throat. Suddenly, his whole body felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, feeling cold from the top of his heart. On to the toes.
Oh my God!
The Holy Emperor was so angry that he laughed! ! !
Extreme joy will lead to sadness, and extreme anger will lead to laughter. In Huang Jin's opinion, this is the case. Emperor Jiajing was so angry that he laughed.
From this we can see how unbearable Zhu Pingan’s article was! How angry Emperor Jiajing was!
In Huang Jin's impression, Emperor Jiajing rarely laughed in anger. When the Holy Emperor ascended the throne, Yang Tinghe and other veterans asked the Ministry of Rites to greet him with the etiquette of a prince. That was once; during the three and a half years of great ceremonial disputes, there were also once or twice; after that, after the Jiajing Emperor's throne was stabilized, basically no one Dare to offend the Holy Master to be so grand, in my memory, except for the time when he carved "Xu Jie villain will never use it" on the pillar of Wu Yixi twenty years ago, there is almost no such thing.
Unexpectedly, now it happened again...
Huang Jinjue's heart was no longer enough, and he secretly complained about Zhu Ping'an again in his heart.
Next time.
Huang Jin heard Emperor Jiajing chuckle twice and shake his head once and sneer...
God knows what kind of impact Huang Jin experienced when he heard these laughters. When Emperor Jiajing shook his head and sneered for the last time, Huang Jin It felt like there was a loud thunder above the head, and there was a coaxing sound in the ears. It seemed that the whole body had no bones, and almost collapsed on the ground.
My Lord Xiao Zhu, you have caused a big disaster. Look, the Holy Emperor is so angry with you... He has never seen Emperor Jiajing since he served him. When you get angry and laugh to this extent, you used to lose your temper just by saying "haha", but now, you have laughed out of anger so many times!
(End of this chapter)