Chapter 758 Foodie Power Max
"I am ashamed, I thank you for your kindness." Zhu Pingan leaned down, stuck out his buttocks and thanked Emperor Jiajing.
"Ashamed, ashamed that I didn't see how ashamed you were." Emperor Jiajing glanced at Zhu Ping'an, then laughed and cursed, "Okay, get up, lie there and be an eyesore"
< br>"I thank you, Lord, for your kindness."
After thanking him again, Zhu Pingan stood up with a look of gratitude on his face.
"Huang Ban, please have someone send this boy's humble work to Master Tao as quickly as possible. Don't miss the time of Jianyuan Mountain." Emperor Jiajing turned his head and whispered to Huang Jin.
"My slave obeys the order." Huang Jin nodded in agreement, walked to Zhu Pingan, folded the couplet that Zhu Pingan had just written, handed it to a young eunuch, and whispered a few words in his ear , and then patted him on the shoulder.
The little eunuch took the couplet, lowered his head, bent over and walked backwards out of the inner hall.
"Tell me, why did you come from Taicang to see me?" Emperor Jiajing sat on the dragon chair, waved his sleeves, half of his Taoist robe was draped on the dragon chair, leaned back, and looked Zhu Pingan asked lightly.
"Chen" Zhu Ping'an answered with his hands raised, and after saying just one word, his stomach let out an uncontrollable "Gugu~~Gugu~~".
Gu Gu Gu Gu
There were not many people in the inner hall, especially with Emperor Jiajing sitting in charge. The inner hall was even quieter. You could hear your hair falling on the pillow, so Zhu Ping'an's stomach was growling at this moment. The sound of shouting must be clear in the inner hall.
Cuckoo, coo.
The unique structure of the inner hall makes the sound of stomach growling still echo.
Holy shit
At that time, Zhu Ping'an's face turned green. Why was his stomach so unsatisfactory? He didn't feel hungry, so he started to growl.
Isn’t it inappropriate for you to behave like this? !
This kind of thing is as big as it sounds and as small as it is small. It is not impossible if it goes online. Although Emperor Jiajing would definitely not do it, Zhu Pingan also felt extremely embarrassed and his face turned green at that time. Yes, it's too hot.
It was an embarrassing coo to Zhu Ping'an, but to Huang Jin's ears, it was nothing less than celestial music. Emperor Jiajing had been without water and rice for a day. Huang Jin was worried about how to let Emperor Jiajing eat. Now when he heard Zhu Ping'an's stomach growling, Huang Jin couldn't help but smile.
Zhu Ping'an's stomach growled, to Huang Jin's ears, it was just the right time to give him a pillow if he was sleepy.
"Hehehe, please listen, Your Majesty, the No. 1 Scholar's stomach has rebelled. I'm afraid that if I don't appease the No. 1 Scholar's stomach, the first No. 1 Scholar to starve to death in the Ming Dynasty will appear." Huang Jin hehe. He suggested to Emperor Jiajing with a smile.
"I have lost my courtesy"
Listening to Huang Jin's teasing, Zhu Ping'an looked embarrassed. At this moment, he really had the idea of hanging himself on the southeast branch.
"Haha. I can't be called a fool." Emperor Jiajing smiled and shook his head, and then told Huang Jin, "Tell me to pass on the food, and give me a seat for my hungry beloved. Let’s have a meal here. The ministers outside also asked the imperial dining room to be prepared as well.”
Soon
The ministers who were waiting in the outer hall heard the little eunuch in the inner hall shouting at the top of his voice, "The Holy Spirit has decreed, pass on the meal." Then one after another, the waiting little eunuchs continued to shout out, "pass on the meal."
What's going on?
How come the meal is passed on?
Why didn't you punish Zhu Ping'an and just pass the meal around? ! Was it a mistake?
Yan Maoqing, who was waiting in the outer hall, was stunned when he heard this. He felt as if he saw the sun rising in the west. He was completely confused. This was not at all what he thought, and he was a little doubtful about life.
The dinner in the imperial dining room had been prepared a long time ago and was simmering over a low fire. As soon as the meal was called, dozens of neatly dressed young eunuchs lined up in two lines with white sleeves on their sleeves. Carrying seven large and small dining tables and dozens of gilt food boxes and lacquer plates, they walked in from the outside, neatly and orderly, and silently. Each one of them was like a master in the inner circle, walking without making a sound. .
Dozens of little eunuchs walked neatly into the inner hall, holding food boxes in both hands, and knelt on the side of the dining table in front of Emperor Jiajing.
Emperor Jiajing was unable to drink any water one day, so Huang Jin specially ordered that the dinner delivered today was much richer than usual, with sixty-six dishes of delicacies from mountains and seas, and thirty-six dishes of hot dishes. , sixteen cold dishes, and the rest are pastries, snacks, and fruits.
"Prepare the meal!" Huang Jin shouted.
The little eunuch wearing white sleeves opened the food boxes one by one and placed a plate of delicacies from the mountains and seas on the dining table.
Pieces of fragrant delicacies were presented, and each piece was placed on the table in front of Emperor Jiajing.
There is a silver medal on both the dish and the dish. This is to prevent poisoning in the dish.
While the young eunuch was serving food to Emperor Jiajing, Zhu Ping'an knelt down in front of a table, which was empty.
Actually, Zhu Pingan didn’t want to look at it, but the aroma of the imperial meal was too strong, and he was really hungry, so when the little eunuch passed the meal around, Zhu Pingan just looked up a few times. .
Spicy live rabbit, live shrimp under ice, fried lamb tripe, goose gizzards, steamed and pan-fried fish with willow, winter bamboo shoots and old duck soup, whitebait feet, and many more that are not named, but they are The delicacies that look particularly appetizing are so dazzling that your eyes are dazzled.
Then even more hungry.
GUGU
The fragrance penetrated straight into his nostrils, causing Zhu Ping'an's stomach to growl again.
"No need to remind me, go ahead and give him a few dishes, so that I won't get the reputation of starving to death again." Emperor Jiajing glanced at Zhu Pingan, smiled and cursed, He waved his hand and asked the eunuch serving the meal to give it to Zhu Ping'an.
"My lord, thank you for your kindness." Zhu Pingan thanked him.
Soon, more than a dozen dishes were placed on Zhu Pingan's table, including eight meat dishes, three vegetarian dishes, one soup, one plate of pastries and two plates of fruits.
This is too sumptuous. Didn’t the Lord just agree on a few dishes? There are already more than a dozen dishes, right? !
Zhu Pingan was slightly surprised. He looked up and saw Huang Jin serving beside Emperor Jiajing. He smiled kindly at him, and the appreciation in his smile was beyond words.
"The number one scholar is today's great hero, you should take good care of him." Huang Jin smiled kindly at Zhu Pingan, then lowered his head and whispered instructions to the little eunuch beside him.
For Zhu Ping'an, who can lip-read, Huang Jin's whisper could not be heard more clearly.
After the meal was set, Huang Jin pinched his throat and shouted "put the lid on the bowl" again.
So, the little eunuch in white sleeves took away the silver cover from the dishes, and a little eunuch was responsible for tasting each dish. This also prevented the dishes from being poisonous. Three minutes later, after confirming that he was fine, Huang Jin went to Emperor Jiajing and bowed down and said: "The meal is ready, please have a meal, Your Majesty."
After that, it was finally time to have a meal.
After Emperor Jiajing sat down, he didn’t say anything. He glanced at the table. Huang Jin had a very good eye. He quickly moved the dishes that Emperor Jiajing was looking at to him. He stretched out his chopsticks and took a bite.
Finally waiting for you.
Zhu Pingan had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
If the emperor doesn't take the first bite, how can a minister like himself dare to eat it? The food has just been passed around and tasted, and it's almost cold when the Emperor Jiajing finally starts. After Emperor Jiajing moved the chopsticks for the first time, Zhu Ping'an also picked up the chopsticks and started to use the food in front of him.
Eating without speaking, sleeping without speaking, moving gracefully, and making no sound from the tableware and dishes, Zhu Ping'an did these things, but with high frequency and high efficiency.
While eating, Zhu Pingan fell into the delicious food and reached a state of selflessness. Soon, the pile of winter bamboo shoots and deer tendons in front of Zhu Pingan bottomed out.
Emperor Jiajing just ate it After only a few bites, he looked up and saw that the two plates in front of Zhu Pingan were all bottomed out. Emperor Jiajing was stunned for a moment when he held the chopsticks.
Looking at Zhu Ping'an again, he was eating with great enthusiasm. There was a little oil at the corner of his mouth. Without looking, he used a handkerchief to wipe off the oil from the corner of his mouth accurately. He put a piece of venison into his mouth seamlessly with his right hand. In the middle, it seems that you can see the moment when the meat is torn by the teeth and bounces away.
Why does this kid eat so deliciously? He seems to have a great appetite. He can't help but think that Emperor Jiajing also has a great appetite. Eat a lot more.
The Holy One used an extra bowl of rice
Huang Jin, who was serving on the side, almost burst into tears of joy. My No. 1 Scholar, you have really made a great contribution today. He has been here all the time. Emperor Jiajing was serving beside him, so he naturally knew what was going on, and the admiration in his eyes when he looked at Zhu Pingan was even stronger.
I even thought that I would support Zhu Pingan more in the future, take care of Zhu Pingan more, and say good things in front of the Holy Master more often.
From now on, if the Holy Emperor loses his appetite again, bringing Zhu Ping'an to have a meal will be more effective than any panacea. (End of this chapter)