Chapter 945 From legend to legend
However, Zhu Ping'an was not prepared to let Luo Wenlong go like this. This guy would bite him once he saw him, and he would not grow up without losing one of his teeth. He has a memory, and besides, he is not a dough person, so he can be ravaged by others at will.
As the saying goes, it is disrespectful to come back but not reciprocate.
Telling a joke, right? !
Haha, if you compare with me, it’s not an exaggeration at all. I’m not targeting anyone, I’m saying that everyone here is rubbish!
Modern cold jokes, dirty jokes, and brain-teaser jokes. Just pick any one and you can crush ancient jokes in minutes.
Oh
Yes.
There is a joke that is very suitable. Zhu Ping'an thought of some of the deeds of Comrade Luo Wenlong he had heard recently, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips. Although this joke is old and outdated in modern times, for Ming Dynasty, it couldn't be newer.
“Haha, I just heard Mr. Luo talk about interesting things from his childhood. I also thought of an interesting story from my childhood. I heard it from several uncles in our village when they were busy farming. I couldn’t help but want to talk to him about it. Mr. Luo, please share with me.”
Zhu Pingan chuckled, squinted his eyes slightly, glanced at Luo Wenlong leisurely, and said slowly.
Oh.
I smell a sense of tit-for-tat.
The melon-eating people on the side were afraid that the matter was not serious. Even if they did not like Zhu Pingan, they were very cooperative at this moment and urged Zhu Pingan to hurry up and listen.
Yan Shifan also looked interested.
"Ahem, before I tell you, let me explain again. This interesting anecdote was told by an uncle in the village when I was a child. It is not directed at anyone. Don't think too much about it." Zhu Ping'an glanced at Luo Wenlong and everyone else and coughed. , declared.
This is a typical attempt to hide something.
When everyone saw this, they understood and glanced at Luo Wenlong, becoming even more interested.
"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain." Zhu Pingan took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.
“A cliché! Nothing new!” Luo Wenlong looked disdainful and sneered. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, a temple on the mountain, and an old monk in the temple. These are the usual beginnings for people to tell stories. Nothing new!
"There is a door in the temple, and there is an iron lock hanging on the door. One day, a gold key and a handsome silver key came. The gold key was inserted into the iron lock. It swayed when it was inserted. It didn't open, pulled it out, inserted it again, and swayed again, but still didn't open the handsome silver key. It said it was my turn, so I pulled out the gold key, inserted the silver key into the iron lock, and repeated the previous actions of the gold key. After inserting it and twisting it out several times, it still did not open. At this time, the The iron key that had been watching for a long time came out. The iron key was inserted into the iron lock and opened it cleanly. After opening the lock, the iron key said to the gold key and the handsome silver key with pride and pride, "You know." Why can't you open her up? Because I am the original match. No matter how noble you are or how handsome you are, you can't win her heart. Because I am her original match, and I understand her heart best. Hum.'" Zhu Ping'an said slowly.
Listening to what Zhu Ping'an said, everyone felt that it was ordinary and even felt a little sleepy. They felt that this was some kind of interesting joke. Gold keys, silver keys, iron keys, etc. were basically told to children. Listen to the fables.
"Humph, treat us like three-year-old children." Luo Wenlong became even more disdainful and despised Zhu Ping'an.
"After Iron Key finished speaking, he looked at the Golden Key and the handsome Silver Key with disdain, with pride and pride on his face."
"Hearing this, the Golden Key and the Silver Key turned their heads and looked at each other. Turning to Tie Keyu, he replied disdainfully, "You must be really sick. I'm just playing around with you. Why do I need your wife's heart?"
When Zhu Pingan was telling the story, his eyes glanced at Luo Wenlong several times, intentionally or unintentionally.
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the banquet was quiet for two seconds.
The third second
Everyone thought about it, and burst into laughter. The laughter seemed to knock over the roof of the building.
Uh, let’s have some fun
It was originally a flat road, but as we were walking, there was a sudden sharp turn ahead, and the turn was so sharp and fast that no one had time to react.
Caught off guard, after a turn, the fairy tale turned into an adult story, and many people overturned.
Hahaha
Interesting, interesting.
Everyone here has never been exposed to modern jokes about sharp turns and overturned cars. The more they think about it, the more interesting it becomes.
As expected, the joke told by Zhu Pingan will soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone present.
Uh
Wait a minute
How do you feel about this joke
Everyone laughed, laughed, suddenly felt something, and turned their gazes in unison Luo Wenlong.
In fact, men are also very gossipy, especially about sexy deeds. They are well-informed and spread quickly.
Although Luo Wenlong and them are both stalwarts of the Strict Party and comrades in the same trench, they secretly gossip about Luo Wenlong. There was no way, who made Luo Wenlong a god-like existence in their circle, and who made what happened to him so exciting.
After listening to Zhu Pingan’s joke, everyone couldn’t help but think of Luo Wenlong’s two gossips.
The first one is Luo Wenlong's heroic deeds. This gossip mainly came from Ouyang Zishi's mouth.
That was five years ago. Luo Wenlong was still the world-famous ink-making master. The value of the ink made by his hands increased a hundred times, and everyone rushed to grab it. At that time, Luo Wenlong had a concubine in another courtyard, and he would go to have sex with her every once in a while. There lived a handsome scholar next door to the other courtyard. He often played the flute to the other courtyard, and he had an affair with Luo Wenlong's concubine. Once, Luo Wenlong rushed to the other courtyard in advance, but ended up blocking the handsome scholar and his concubine on the bed.
When everyone came here after listening to Ouyang Zishi's gossip, they all thought that Luo Wenlong would beat the scholar half to death.
The result was much beyond everyone's expectations. After Luo Wenlong cornered the scholar and the concubine on the bed, he fucked them both.
What a tough guy!
Of course, what’s even more fierce is that the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong’s backyard.
This news was not just heard by everyone. Many of them had seen the handsome scholar with their own eyes when they went to Luo Wenlong's house. He was already dressed in women's clothing. In addition, he was handsome himself. A kind of transvestite, quite touching
The second thing is also related to the first thing.
I don’t know who this news came from, but it spread even wider than the first thing. As for whether it is true or not, everyone tacitly agrees. After the story of Luo Wenlong's macho deeds spread from Ouyang Zishi's mouth, many people became interested in Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar. Then after someone saw it with his own eyes, and later said this, everyone became even more interested. , spread more.
Then, it reached Yan Shifan’s ears.
Out of curiosity, Yan Shifan took advantage of Luo Wenlong's absence to visit Luo Mansion and met Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar dressed as a woman.
Yan Shifan loves beautiful women, but he also likes to be masculine. When he saw the fake scholar, Yan Shifan's mouth watered. When he looked at the concubine, she was also gentle and lovely. Thinking of the allusion of Luo Wenlong and the fierce man, Yan Shifan was distracted. , also want to try.
When the concubine and the scholar dressed as a woman saw Luo Wenlong's boss coming to visit him, they naturally entertained him with wine and food. After they had had enough wine and food, Yan Shifan sent away the girl and his servants, and then began to act dishonestly and carelessly.
It is said that Yan Shifan's technique was amazing, and Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar did not have much chastity and loyalty. They resisted, but the concubine and the scholar gave in half-heartedly, and were pulled to the bed by Yan Shifan. The pear blossoms pressed against the begonia.
It is said that when Luo Wenlong came back from outside, Yan Shifan was still in the room with pear blossoms crushing begonias. However, this time, the legend of Luo Wenlong as a tough man did not continue. It is said that Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shifan to finish before acting as if he had just come back from outside.
After that, Yan Shifan visited Luofu more and more often.
Every time when Yan Shifan came to visit, Luo Wenlong would find an excuse to say that there was no good wine at home, or he would take the initiative to order a table of wine and food from an outside restaurant on the grounds that the food cooked by his own chef was not delicious, and take away the food. Bring the box back. Later, I heard that Luo Wenlong often invited Yan Shifan to his home.
In this way, although Luo Wenlong's macho legend could not continue, another more shocking legend was staged.
So, after everyone heard Zhu Ping'an's joke, they felt something and looked at Luo Wenlong in unison. (End of this chapter)