Chapter 970 The so-called beauty
The sky is clear, the breeze is gentle, the blue waves are rippling on the Shicha Sea, and a luxuriously decorated and elegant boat sails from a distance. Two short-legged people are lying on the deck. The fish on the railing pointed happily in the water Fierce screams...
Of course, the most enviable thing by everyone on the shore is the honest-looking young man on the deck. The young man holds a fishing rod, sits lazily on the back of the beauty, and follows a salted fish. Likewise, a group of warblers and swallows surrounded him.
Especially the girl sitting next to the boy. Although she was wearing a gauze curtain and her face could not be seen, a breeze just blew by and lifted her veil. At that moment , everyone was almost suffocated, overwhelming the country... It turns out that there are really girls who can bear such words.
So, when the girl in the curtain hat stretched out her tender, white and slender hands, inserted fruit with a toothpick and fed it to the simple and honest young man, everyone wished they could live ten or a hundred years in exchange for being like that young man. Seconds, just to take a bite of the fruit fed by the girl in the curtain hat.
At this moment, everyone's envy for the honest and honest young man reached the point of hatred.
Of course, everyone’s envy, jealousy, and hatred disappeared after a while.
It’s not that the young man was unlucky, or that everyone on the shore got what they wanted, but that the boat disappeared from everyone’s sight after a while. If you don’t see it, you don’t hate it.
"Keke, uncle, you didn't see that those men on the shore just wanted to eat you."
Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, covered her mouth and giggled.
"If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight."
Zhu Ping'an smiled nonchalantly, then flicked his wrist and lifted up a handful of crucian carp seeds.
"What do you mean? Ah, I caught a fish..."
Hua'er was confused when he heard this, and then saw the fish taking the bait, and couldn't help cheering. .
“What a silly girl.”
Li Shu smiled and rolled her eyes.
"The fish is on the hook..."
"The small fish is caught..."
The naughty boy Rui Geer and the little loli Niuniu meet with each other After Zhu Pingan caught the fish, he screamed and ran over to look at the fish.
Zhu Pingan took the fish off the hook and put it into the water basin that had been prepared. When the fish entered the water, it swung its tail and started swimming.
"Brother-in-law is so awesome."
Little Loli Niuniu poked the crucian carp in the basin with her little finger and looked at Zhu Pingan with admiration.
"What the hell, I can do it too."
The naughty boy puffed up his mouth unconvinced.
Then
The naughty kid also asked for a fishing rod, deliberately sat next to Zhu Pingan, and fished without giving up. He was very excited to catch one. No, he wanted to catch a bigger one than the bumpkin brother-in-law just did. Fish, you must show sister Niuniu that I am the most powerful.
Ideals are full, reality is skinny.
Zhu Pingan caught two more fish, one of which was very big, probably weighing half a catty, but the naughty boy still didn't catch a fish, Zhu Pingan caught the third fish Finally, the naughty boy gave up the treatment, put the fishing rod aside, and ran to the side to play with the little loli Niuniu.
Shichahai is not big at all. It only took about half an hour for Zhu Pingan and his boat to circle the lake.
Next step
Lake island.
The boat speeded up and rowed towards the island in the middle of the lake. The speed of the boat was no longer suitable for fishing. Zhu Pingan put away the fishing rod and there were already six fish in the basin at his feet.
There are many painted boats and cruise ships near the island in the center of the lake. Almost all of them are surrounded by three colorfully decorated boats with a strong smell of powder. From time to time, there are sounds of silk and bamboo, ethereal singing and bursts of music. There were cheers.
Getting closer, you can vaguely see the scene of three painted boats in the center. On one of the boats, there is a graceful and beautiful woman dancing on it with a charming posture. There is also a woman on each of the other two boats. Stunning women are performing their talents. One is singing Guan Jujiu with an ethereal voice, and the other is playing the piano with a melodious sound.
There were bursts of applause from the surrounding painted boats and cruise ships. A literati composed a poem and passed it on to one of the painted boats. There were wealthy young men who spent huge sums of money on one of the painted boats. There were wealthy masters on the boats. The head comments on the chest and the feet...
Zhu Ping'an glanced at it and guessed in his heart that it probably coincided with the activity of the brothels in the capital to select oirans.
"What, do you want to go in and have a look?"
Li Shu looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and asked delicately, blinking her big watery eyes, and revealing two small cherry lips. There are two sharp little tiger teeth. Under the sunlight, the two small tiger teeth sparkle.
“Not interested.”
Zhu Ping’an shook his head without thinking. He was indeed not interested. The singing and dancing performed in the boat show were very different from those in the modern and developed entertainment industry. There's no comparison at all.
Whether it is modern new songs, good voices, dance festivals and other programs, or song and dance performances with obvious entertainment, regardless of the connotation, in terms of form and effect, they are hundreds of times more exciting than those on these boats.
After being influenced by the modern entertainment industry, the performances on the three painted boats inside did not attract Zhu Pingan at all.
"You can go if you want, I'm quite curious too." Li Shu's voice was a bit coquettish. When she spoke, her big watery eyes stared at Zhu Ping'an without blinking, not letting go of Zhu Pingan. The expression on Ping An's face changed slightly.
“I don’t want to.”
Zhu Pingan still shook his head without hesitation.
Humph, I guess you know the truth.
Li Shu’s big watery eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and her little cherry mouth also raised with a hint of satisfaction.
"What is going on inside? Why is it so lively?"
Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, held on to the railing, stood on tiptoes, and stretched her neck to look inside with curiosity on her face.
"What's the excitement? It's just some dirty things." Qin'er glanced inside and curled her mouth in disdain.
"Ah?" Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, looked puzzled.
Qin'er approached Hua'er's ear with a speechless expression and whispered a few words.
"Huh? Choose an oiran? Bah, bah, bah, shameless..."
Hearing this, Hua'er opened her mouth wide in surprise, and then spat several times in the direction of the painted boats. .
“What kind of flower is an oiran?”
The naughty kid raised his little fat face and asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Children, go ahead and ask this question again when you grow up." Zhu Pingan reached out and turned the naughty child's head in one direction, so that his back was facing the direction of the boats. Then the probe points to the cabin below The sailors inside shouted, "Please work harder, let's go around the boats in front and go to the island in the middle of the lake to have a good rest."
"Hello, Uncle Le."
The people in the cabin below Sailor, shouted in reply.
The ship speed increased again.
"Tsk tsk, it's a rare opportunity to choose an oiran. You don't want to see it. Didn't you hear what was said? It was said that oirans from the capital, Qinhuai oirans, and oirans from Sichuan competed together to select the best oiran in the Ming Dynasty. Where is the most beautiful woman?" Li Shu stretched out her little finger and poked Zhu Ping'an's chest, saying with a half-smile.
"So what, the girls from all over Ming Dynasty will be judged and selected, and they will only be ranked second at most."
Zhu Ping'an shrugged nonchalantly. He didn't care about choosing the oiran. Yes, dismissive.
"Why is it second?" Li Shu asked delicately.
"Because the most beautiful woman in the Ming Dynasty is by my side." Zhu Pingan looked at Li Shu with burning eyes and raised the corners of his lips.
"You have a smooth tongue, and you can coax people."
Li Shu pretended to be coquettish, but her pretty face was like a blooming peony, and her charm was rippling, which was obviously very useful.
"Giggle...Uncle, tell me what's so beautiful about the young lady?" Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, giggled and coaxed.
“Everywhere is beautiful.” Zhu Ping’an chuckled.
"Uncle, what you said is a bit perfunctory," Hua'er pouted, dissatisfied with Zhu Pingan's answer.
"In my opinion, the so-called beauty should have flowers as its appearance, birds as its voice, the moon as its god, jade as its bones, ice and snow as its skin, autumn water as its posture, and poetry as its heart. In the entire Ming Dynasty, you are the only one The young lady is so perfect."
When Zhu Ping'an answered the little maid Baozi, he looked at Li Shu with burning eyes and replied seriously without blinking. Zhu Pingan felt that this theory of beauty originated from Zhang Chao's "Youmengying" in the Qing Dynasty, and it couldn't be more suitable for Li Shu.
For Zhu Pingan, these words are a reference.
But for the Ming Dynasty and the world, Zhu Pingan’s words were the first and original.
For girls, there is nothing more romantic than this moment, nothing more romantic than these words.
"Hun said."
Li Shu's pretty face turned red all of a sudden, her rosy little mouth raised slightly, she gave a coquettish sound, and turned around shyly. The two cute dimples on her pretty face had already turned around. I couldn't help but ran out before.
A head of black hair also turned around with her, and started to flutter happily and gracefully in the wind.
A smile can conquer a city.
Nothing more than that. Baozi's maid Hua'er, Qin'er and others were stuffed with a lot of dog food
(End of this chapter)