Chapter 1000 Report
"Do you think this is a story novel or a drama? You start saying so-and-so, you are in danger and I have come to save you, and then you talk nonsense. Do you think you can become famous so easily? Already? Haha, you're crazy for wanting to get promoted and get rich! I've seen so many people with ideas like yours, and you still want to lie to me! Go ahead, don't stand at the door and get in the way." The manager continued to sarcastically comment on Zhou Fangzheng. , waving his hands like a dog, driving Zhou Fangzheng away.
“You——” Zhou Fangzheng’s face turned red as he was pushed.
"What are you doing? Go ahead." The steward waved his hand as if it was an inconvenience, and then the servant on duty behind the door rolled up his sleeves and "invited" Zhou Fangzheng to the steps.
However.
Zhou Fangzheng finally entered the Yan Mansion, not because he was so eloquent that he persuaded the manager, but because he spent a lot of money to buy a folding fan from He Nian Study.
After getting the folding fan from He Nian Study, the treatment was really different. The steward at the gate of Yan Mansion seemed to change his face and invited Zhou Fangzheng into Yan Mansion with a smile.
After Zhou Fangzheng entered the Yan Mansion, he was invited into the waiting room to wait for the summons. Zhou Fang was walking around in the waiting room of Yan's Mansion, and after waiting for about half an hour, Yan Shifan came late, picking his teeth with a toothpick while feeling shy.
“The bear paw is delicious today, but it’s stuffed with teeth.” Yan Shifan picked out the shredded meat before entering the door, rubbed his cheeks with his fat fingers, complained, and squinted Turning to the follower with small eyes The servant ordered, "Go and tell the chef, Lao Zhang, that the pair of bear paws sent from the north will be stewed a little more mushy tomorrow."
"Okay. Master, I'll go right away." The attendant nodded and bowed.
"Go away." Yan Shifan laughed and cursed, flicked the toothpick in his hand, clapped his hands, and entered the waiting room with a shy stomach.
"Xiaoguan Zhou Fangzheng has met Master Yan." Zhou Fangzheng had already trotted to the door before Yan Shifan's feet had crossed the threshold, and bowed very humbly.
"Haha, isn't this Mr. Zhou from Kedao? Mr. Zhou is such a rare visitor. What kind of wind brought our Mr. Zhou here today?" Yan Shifan glanced at Zhou Fangzheng with squinted eyes. Jokingly.
Faced with Yan Shifan’s teasing, Zhou Fangzheng was so reserved that he didn’t know how to answer.
At exactly this moment, there was a "pop" sound, and then an indescribable odor filled the air.
It stinks.
Zhou Fangzheng covered his nose subconsciously.
There were only two people in the room. Zhou Fangzheng knew that the fart was not caused by him, so the answer couldn't be more obvious - this smelly fart was caused by Yan Shifan.
It would be unrealistic to pretend that you didn't hear it. The sound just now was too loud, and you covered your nose again. Now it's unrealistic to pretend that you didn't hear it.
But
If he covered his nose, would Yan Shifan think that he was mocking him? ! Last month, he finally found his way to the Yan Mansion by chance. If he was hated by Yan Shifan because of such a trivial matter, wouldn't he have to lose his path to success?
What to do?
What to do?
In a hurry, Zhou Fangzheng suddenly had an idea. He turned his hands into rubbing, rubbed his nose, and took two deep breaths. Well, his voice was a bit loud, but Zhou Fang's frontal expression was very... Fascinated, "Hey, why is there a strange smell?"
After responding so urgently, Zhou Fangzheng was very proud of his quick wit.
Yan Shifan glanced at Zhou Fangzheng in a funny way, looking at his complimenting face, and knew in his heart that Zhou Fangzheng was complimenting himself. However, seeing Zhou Fangzheng with such a standard Chinese character face, but making such a flattering and flattering expression, the contrast was so great that Yan Shifan couldn't help but feel a bad taste, so he deliberately frowned, pretending to look unfazed. He opened his mouth and said, "Farts don't stink. According to Dr. Wang, it means that the person who farts has a disease in his heart. Doesn't that mean that I have a disease in my heart?" Are you sick?"
Hearing this, Zhou Fangzheng looked very embarrassed. This was a flattery and a slap on the horse's leg. He quickly added, "Master Yan, let me take a closer look at it. Don't tell me, it really stinks."
"Hahahaha~~"
When Yan Shifan heard this, he laughed so much.
Zhou Fangzheng understood at this time that whether there was a smell in the fart or a disease in the heart, etc., he was deliberately teasing himself, so he blushed and felt greatly embarrassed.
"Haha, I wonder why Mr. Zhou is here today?" After Yan Shifan smiled, he got back to business and asked with squinted eyes.
Hearing Yan Shifan's question, Zhou Fangzheng came back from his embarrassment and was refreshed. He looked up at Yan Shifan and said seriously, "My lord, I have something big to do today." The matter needs to be reported to Mr. Yan Ge and Mr. Yan.”
“ What's so big? Haha." Yan Shifan couldn't help but laugh, "What's so big? Let me tell you."
"Someone is planning this. Impeach Mr. Yan Ge in two days." Zhou Fangzheng looked at Yan Shifan and replied word by word.
"Someone wants to impeach my father again?! Haha~~Who is it?" Yan Shifan laughed when he heard this and didn't take it seriously. There have been many officials impeaching the old man during this time, and it took just a few days to impeach the old man. If one of them appears, it will be their own fault in the end. There will be no exceptions.
"Yang Jisheng." Zhou Fangzheng replied.
"Yang Jisheng?" Yan Shifan was stunned for a moment and turned to Zhou Fangzheng suspiciously.
Yang Jisheng wants to impeach the old man? !
When Yan Shifan heard the news, he felt a little unbelievable. Yang Jisheng was promoted by the old man in an unusual way. When Yang Jisheng impeached Qiu Luan, but was imprisoned and demoted to Didao, it was the old man who suggested that the emperor re-appoint Yang Jisheng. Then it was the old man who led Yang Jisheng's move throughout the year, from county magistrate to head of the Nanjing Ministry of War. He went to Nanjing to be a member of the Ministry of War, and then was transferred to the capital to serve as a doctor in the Military Selection Department of the Ministry of War. The old man told himself more than once that he intended to make Yang Jisheng a confidant, although he did not think highly of Yang Jisheng.
However, the old man promoted Yang Jisheng in such an unusual way, and the man named Yang was transferred to the capital only two months ago, so he is about to impeach the old man? !
Yan Shifan felt a little incredible after hearing this.
Chairman of the Military Selection Department of the Ministry of War in Beijing, how many people are trying to get into this position...
The old man also wanted to develop Yang Jisheng as a confidant, but they directly impeached you .
"Yes, it is Yang Jisheng, it is absolutely true. Last night Yang Jisheng invited me to his house, saying that he had a wonderful article that we could all appreciate. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a memorial to impeach the elder. I After spending a night with him, I took the opportunity to write down the memorial. I just came out of Yang Jisheng's house," Zhou Fangzheng replied as if he wanted to take credit. (End of this chapter)