Chapter 1037 Your son misses you again
After returning from the East Courtyard, Zhu Pingan put the words of Marquis Linhuai behind his mind. When he returned to Jingxiang Garden, he went directly into the study and lit the candle. , spread out the rice paper, and then bent down at the desk to write a memorial to plead for Yang Jisheng.
This love must be asked for. If no one pleads for mercy, Emperor Jiajing cannot change his mind. Senior Brother Yang will be executed in ten days.
However, begging for mercy is a technical job.
Nowadays, Emperor Jiajing is furious because of Senior Brother Yang's memorial. If his intercession skills are not good, not to mention that he will be affected by Emperor Jiajing's anger. If he is not saved, Senior Brother Yang will be sent to the guillotine in advance.
After laying out the rice paper, Zhu Pingan rubbed his forehead and began to think.
The reason why Emperor Jiajing was furious was not because Brother Yang impeached Yan Song, but because some words in Brother Yang's memorial to impeach Yan Song "hurt" the petty and vengeful Emperor Jiajing.
So, if you plead for mercy, you must pay attention to this and do not let Emperor Jiajing be "hurt" twice. Otherwise, Emperor Jiajing would be "hurt" twice, and the person who begged for mercy and Senior Brother Yang would be hurt by Emperor Jiajing.
Now we are begging Emperor Jiajing for mercy.
Then the purpose of begging for mercy must be achieved by making Emperor Jiajing feel good.
So, um, the petition for mercy must include scolding Senior Brother Yang. Of course, how to scold is also a skill. It must not only make Emperor Jiajing feel comfortable but also do not hurt Senior Brother Yang at all. Only in this way can it be qualified. "scold".
After thinking for so long, he finally figured it out. Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but stretch his stiff limbs, move his wrist twice, reach out to lift the brush, dip it in ink, and prepare to start writing. draft.
"Brother Zhu, your son misses you again~~"
The study door was pushed open, and a voice that was soft to the bone, charming to the blood, and soft to the apex of the heart followed. came.
Hearing the sound, Zhu Pingan raised his head. At the door, Li Shu's charming little face was flushed. She blinked at Zhu Pingan with a pair of watery eyes. Her eyes were rippling with spring color and her eyes were as charming as silk. Body as thin as cicada Yi's silk pajamas could not cover her lively little rabbit last week... The brush in Zhu Ping'an's hand fell onto the rice paper with a "clack" sound. The rice paper laid out on the table was immediately painted with a large smear. of ink.
"Ahem, how can I have a son?"
"Knowing that I don't have a son, why don't I rest early..."
...
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of The conversation the day before yesterday, and the hormones controlled by these words, now just recalling it, the hormones are surging again, like a tsunami, with huge waves roaring and destroying everything.
A team of little guys made of protein quickly climbed up to the brain along Zhu Pingan's blood vessels. They rushed to the brain in an instant and occupied the brain.
Although he couldn't see his own appearance, Zhu Pingan knew that his expression could only be described by the word "cannibal".
Speaking of which, my concentration is already very good. Not to mention that I am calm in my arms, but I am also a good hand in the field of self-control. But why in front of the fairy Li Shu, my concentration is still as agreed upon? Zero. How long has it been, why can't I still stand the temptation of this fairy Li Shu?
"Ahem, sister Li, life is at stake now, I..."
God knows how Zhu Pingan used all his strength to suppress the raging hormones and raised his head to treat Li like this Shu said. I am currently busy writing a memorial to plead for Senior Brother Yang, can I talk about it some other time...
"Yes, we have a life-threatening matter right now..." Li Shu is cute and cute. He blinked cutely, life is at stake? Does creating a human being count?
Zhu Pingan...
Which bastard said that girls in ancient times were conservative? ! Even if there is, it is still the state before marriage!
However, in the end, Zhu Ping'an did not have a life-threatening incident with Li Shu. It was not because Zhu Ping'an had upgraded his concentration to the point where he could sit still and calmly, but because Li Shu... Li Shu just teased Zhu. Safety.
She came to deliver late-night snacks to Zhu Pingan. She was holding a food box in her little hand, feeling sorry for Zhu Pingan's hard work staying up late. Therefore, she specially cooked a cup of pigeon soup to reward Zhu Pingan and let Zhu Pingan replenish his body.
"Staying up late is the most harmful thing to the body, but life is at stake. I am giving you a tonic soup. What are you thinking about? Your mind is full of bad thoughts..." Li Shu took the food hidden behind her The box was taken out, and a cup of fragrant pigeon soup was placed on the table in front of Zhu Pingan, and two plates of delicious snacks were placed on the table
"It's not all your fault."
"Brother Zhu, you are just like Zhu Bajie climbing the wall - let me beat you up. You have been a bad person since you were a child. It is obvious that you have dirty thoughts, but you are relying on me. "Li Shu's small cherry-like mouth was slightly pouted, and her watery eyes glanced at Zhu Ping'an. There were more than ten thousand kinds of amorous feelings at this moment.
After taking one look at this little goblin, Zhu Pingan felt that his legs could hardly hold him down.
"Ahem, what was wrong with me when I was a child? I am a good boy, okay? There’s not a single village in the world who doesn’t praise me for my good deeds.”
Zhu Ping’an coughed and said shamelessly, trying to save himself.
"Are you a good boy? Then when you were young, you taught me and Hua'er to sing that shameful children's song." Li Shu rolled her eyes cutely, thinking of the past when she was a child, and thinking of herself jumping and singing songs. Her pretty face couldn't help but feel as shy as a ripe peach.
A shameful nursery rhyme?
Is there anything shameful about children’s songs?
Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a moment and didn't react for a moment, "When did I teach you and Hua'er to sing shameful children's songs?"
Although we are familiar with each other, don't make unjust accusations casually. Are you a good person? When I was a child, I was the most well-behaved, cute and sensible among the naughty children, okay?
What's your best kid? !
After listening to Zhu Pingan's words, Li Shu couldn't help but give Zhu Pingan another look with her watery eyes. She lightly opened her lips in a charming way, which was charming, soft to the bone, and smelled like fairy tale milk. Er's voice rang out, "I want to have a home, and there is her at home, during the day, at night, at night."
At this point, Li Shu was so embarrassed that she couldn't sing anymore, Qiao Her face was so red that it almost bled.
"Ahem. Someone else taught me this." Zhu Ping'an was exposed by Li Shu again. How could he have such a scarlet face?
Li Shu didn't speak, just looked at Zhu Ping'an with her eyes.
Who are you kidding? I had someone check it when I was a kid, and no one knew that song except you.
Zhu Pingan himself lowered his head in embarrassment when he saw it at the end. (End of this chapter)