Chapter 1056 The days when I was recuperating in the Marquis Mansion (4)
Donglong~Donglong~
A soul-stirring rumble of drums from outside reached the Linhuai Marquis Mansion, like spring thunder There was a loud explosion, and it felt like the god had swung a drumstick as thick as a mountain peak and slammed the drum head as wide as a lake.
With the rumbling drums, the windows trembled.
"Long live, long live, long live..."
You can still vaguely hear the sound of the mountain shouting "Long Live the Mountain".
"What's going on outside?" Zhu Pingan put down the "Art of War" in his hand and looked up out of the window in confusion.
"Uncle~Uncle~, the emperor is giving amnesty to the whole world outside. I heard that the emperor has come in person, and all the prisoners in the capital have been released. There is a huge crowd of people outside, and many people have gone to see it." Baozi's little maid, like a magpie, trotted in from outside with her skirt in hand and chirped.
It’s really a general amnesty!
Although Zhu Pingan knew that Emperor Jiajing was going to grant amnesty to the world before, the boots had not yet fallen to the ground after all. Now the boots have finally fallen to the ground.
Emperor Jiajing granted amnesty to the world, and Senior Brother Yang's life was saved!
Zhu Pingan was overjoyed when he heard this. He couldn't help but get up in excitement. However, he forgot about his physical condition. As soon as he pressed the bed and stood up, he pulled the wound on his buttocks. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but gasp in pain. It was cold, but even though his butt hurt terribly, Zhu Pingan still had an expression of joy on his face.
Thinking that Senior Brother Yang was no longer in fear of his life, Zhu Ping'an touched his injured buttocks and felt in his heart that this punishment was a good deal.
"Uncle, slow down..."
When Baozi's little maid Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan getting up, she couldn't help but worried and ran over to support Zhu Pingan.
"Uncle, do you want to... change your clothes?"
Baozi's little maid Hua'er supported Zhu Ping'an and asked shyly like a mosquito. After asking, her pretty face turned red with embarrassment. It's like a crab essence being cooked and revealing its original shape.
"Huh?"
Zhu Ping'an was startled and could not keep up with the rhythm of Baozi's little maid Hua'er.
"Change, uncle, do you want to change?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er repeated it in a mosquito-like voice, her face became even redder with embarrassment, and her head was so low that it almost covered her big breasts. Went there.
Changing clothes?
In addition to changing clothes in ancient times, there was also a euphemism for urinating and defecating.
Hua'er thought he was going to the toilet?
Uh.
Don’t mention it, I probably drank too much tea and ate too much fruit. After Hua’er said this, I really felt a strong urge to defecate.
But considering the current situation of my limited mobility, if I want to relieve myself, I really need someone to support me, otherwise I can't even get out of bed, nor can I stand up after getting out of bed. Thinking of this, even though Zhu Ping'an was thick-skinned, he couldn't help but turn red at this moment.
But the problem is that this is the backyard of Huaihou Mansion. Except for the male master, no other male servants are allowed to enter. Liu Dadao and the others naturally can't point it out. There are only women here. If someone needs help, it can only be girls like Hua'er, or an old woman. If he had to choose one of them to help him relieve himself, Zhu Pingan would definitely not choose the old woman.
Of course, forget about the paintings.
This kind of thing seems to be that I am being taken advantage of, but in fact it is the girl who is being taken advantage of. In a feudal society like ancient times, where men and women were not clear about who they were, the reputation of girls was still very important. If Hua'er is allowed to support herself while urinating, if someone gossips about her, it will be bad for Hua'er's reputation and may have an impact on her future marriage. So, let’s forget about painting.
“Ahem, that painting, where is Sister Li?”
Zhu Ping'an coughed and asked a little embarrassedly. After much deliberation, he could only trouble Li Shu. Of course, I won’t trouble Li Shu too much. I just want Li Shu to support me a little, and the rest will be solved by myself. After all, it was only my butt and thighs that were hit by the imperial staff and couldn't stand, but my hands were fine.
“The eldest lady’s husband hid in an outer room outside. After the eldest lady came back in anger, she became angrier and angrier. She was so angry that she threw a set of precious blue and white porcelain and was seeking death. The lady was called by the old lady. I'm going to take care of you, Miss." Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, raised her red face and whispered back.
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but there seems to be a kind of expectation and eagerness to try on Zhu Ping’er’s blushing little face.
Unreasonable.
It must be an illusion.
Zhu Pingan closed his eyes and shook his head.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you? Are you holding it in...? You've broken it. My slave... my slave, please help you get out of bed and change your clothes." Hua'er saw Zhu Pingan shaking his head and thought Zhu Pingan was holding it in. I was so dizzy that I couldn't hold on anymore. I didn't care about being shy and reserved anymore. I asked with concern and then said anxiously.
Suffocated? !
How come.
Zhu Pingan's face turned red.
"Uncle, if you hold it in... it won't be good if you hold it in too much. My maid heard from Mother Liu that if a man holds it in too much, it will... affect that..." Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, lowered her head and said with a blush. The child is all red.
Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a second before he understood which one Hua'er was talking about. By the way, what have you been asking about all day long, little girl? !
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, I didn't hold it in. I don't need to change my clothes now. I'm just a little excited to hear that the Holy Spirit is amnestying the world." Zhu Ping'an coughed, explained softly, and took a breath to clear it up. Pressed down.
Li Shu has been out for a while. Thinking about it, she should be back soon. She can endure it for a while longer.
“Oh.”
Baozi's little maid Hua'er snorted when she heard this, with a hint of disappointment on her red face.
Just at this moment, a little girl came in with a bowl of fruit.
Seeing the little girl come in, Baozi's little maid Hua'er seemed to have thought of something. She took the fruit plate from the little girl's hand and sent the little girl out, "Go to the pharmacy and keep an eye on my uncle. Decoction, I'll serve you here Just wait.”
Baozi’s little maid Hua’er is the first-class maid in the house, and she is also known as the first-class girl in the house. She can be regarded as half a master. Naturally, the little girl does not dare to disobey. , obediently took the order and went to the pharmacy.
Seeing the little girl leave, Hua'er nodded her chin with satisfaction. It's already afternoon now, my uncle will definitely change his clothes. If my uncle needs to change his clothes, of course it would be most appropriate for me to serve him. I am the young lady’s appointed maid, and before she went to the eldest lady’s place, the young lady also told me that I should take good care of my uncle.
Many girls in the house looked at my uncle and wanted to eat him. I don’t know how many little girls secretly wanted to crawl into bed. It was because my uncle had always kept his integrity that they could not succeed. If they were to help my uncle change his clothes, they would have some evil ideas if they were not kept in good condition. Last time, a girl next to Miss Six tried to crawl into bed while her uncle was drunk, which made her very angry. Huh, I have to keep an eye on the lady and not give them a chance. (End of this chapter)