Chapter 1129: The straw man borrows arrows
Arrows are flying outside the city, and snoring is everywhere in the city.
Zhu Ping'an finally felt relieved when he saw that the young and strong people in the city who were taking turns to rest were recharging their energy and waiting for work. Everyone in the city can recharge their batteries, and the Japanese pirates' tired enemy plot will be of no use.
"Made, why do the little dwarf Japanese pirates have so many feather arrows? Did they rob the arsenal somewhere? They shoot endlessly, what a waste. Our feather arrows are almost exhausted. "
The complaining voice of the guard Qingzhuang reached Zhu Pingan's ears.
A waste of arrows? !
Suddenly an idea flashed in Zhu Ping'an's mind, and he thought of the scene in the Three Kingdoms when Wolong Zhuge's straw boat borrowed arrows. Since the Japanese pirates have many feather arrows, and our own feather arrows are almost exhausted, why not "borrow" some feather arrows from the Japanese pirates outside the city, and then "return" them one by one when they attack the city!
"Brother Dadao, come here."
When he thought of this, Zhu Pingan stood up from the ground without hesitation and waved to Liu Dadao.
After Zhu Pingan stood up, a heart-shaped wet mark appeared on the ground where he was sitting, um, in the shape of his butt.
In fact, if you look carefully, you will find that the official uniform Zhu Pingan is wearing also has a heart-shaped wet mark on the back of his buttocks, which is exactly the same as the wet mark on the ground. It is exactly the same, no, exactly the same.
After Zhu Pingan stood up, he seemed to have thought of something. After calling Liu Dadao, Zhu Pingan sat down again without leaving a trace.
In fact, when Liu Ping'an shot over Zhu Pingan's bowl and broke Zhu Pingan's chopsticks before, when Zhu Pingan showed his general style and impressed and inspired everyone, Zhu Pingan's face remained calm, but in fact, his urethra The sphincter is out of control!
Zhu Pingan is not a god, nor is he an emotional machine. This is a normal physiological reaction when faced with a fright.
When the first feather arrow knocked over Zhu Pingan's rice bowl, Zhu Pingan said in his heart, "Holy shit," his little heart almost jumped out of his throat. However, in extraordinary times, Zhu Ping'an's ability to adapt was very strong. Even though he was frightened inside, his face remained calm and calm, and his emotions were the same.
Loss!
It's just a coincidence!
Zhu Ping'an also hinted to himself in his heart that it was just a coincidence that this arrow knocked over his job. Such a coincidence could never happen again.
Clinker!
The second feathered arrow came and flew past Zhu Pingan's scalp, breaking Zhu Pingan's chopsticks for adding vegetables.
It’s so exciting!
The urethral sphincter was excited
Of course, just like when the first feather arrow knocked over his job, Zhu Pingan’s strong adaptability was reflected. Although the sphincter They were all out of control, but their faces remained calm and calm, as if they were feeling the same.
In the eyes of everyone, Zhu Pingan showed his general demeanor vividly, even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his color!
However, my family knows their own affairs.
If everyone discovers him... So, Zhu Pingan stood up, suddenly thought of it, and quickly sat down again.
"Young Master."
When Liu Dadao heard Zhu Ping'an calling him, he quickly trotted over.
"Dadao, sit down and say."
After Liu Dadao came over, Zhu Pingan sat on the ground, stretched out his hand and pressed down, asking Liu Dadao to sit down.
Liu Dadao sat down in response.
"Dadao, have you ever heard of borrowing arrows from a straw boat?" Zhu Pingan asked.
Liu Dadao shook his head.
"It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it. In this way, you organize some people and ask the folks in the city to help. Make some scarecrows according to the height and size of us normal people, and make as many as possible. After it is done, put our clothes on the scarecrow and put it on the display Let the Japanese pirates shoot as many arrows at the scarecrow as possible in the eyes and places that are easy to be shot. Don’t the Japanese pirates have many arrows? Let’s borrow some from them and return them one by one when they attack the city. 'Give it to these turtle grandsons."
Zhu Ping'an said to Liu Dadao.
When Liu Dadao heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he confidently said, "Don't worry, sir, I will do it right away. I have pierced the scarecrow, and there are many birds in the yellow millet field. When the yellow millet starts to fill, We'll all prick some The scarecrow is placed in the corn field to drive away the birds. This time, the turtles outside the city are guaranteed to bleed."
"Okay, the faster, the better," Zhu Ping'an agreed happily. He nodded and patted Liu Dadao on the shoulder.
"Master, I'll do it right away." Liu Dadao took the order and stood up.
Liu Dadao organized more than a hundred young people on the city wall who had tied up scarecrows, and asked the villagers below the city to help find some straw. When the people under the city heard that the county magistrate wanted to tie up a scarecrow and borrow arrows from the "Japanese pirates" outside the city, they enthusiastically supported it. They not only pulled several carts of straw and bundles of hemp rope, but also helped tie up the scarecrow.
Everyone gathered firewood and the flames were high. The people in the city enthusiastically supported it, and soon more than 200 scarecrows were built.
Liu Dadao and the others took off the cloth breastplates and put them on the scarecrow. From a distance, the scarecrow looked exactly like the young man on duty.
Liu Dadao and the others squatted down and placed the scarecrow guards at locations where they could be easily attacked and discovered, such as at the entrance to the city wall. Every now and then, they would deliberately stick out half of their bodies, just like observing the movements of Japanese pirates.
The Japanese pirates who were tasked with harassing the city found that some "young and strong people" on the city wall dared to show up, and some "young and strong people" even dared to peek out, wanting to spy on our military situation.
"Death!"
A Japanese archer did not hesitate to draw an arrow from the quiver at his waist, put it on the bowstring, and aimed at the man on the wall who was seeking death. The heads of the young and strong common people filled the bow strings and loosened their fingers.
Whoosh!
The arrow flew straight up the city wall, hit the target, and accurately hit the forehead of the "young and strong commoner" on the city.
After the "young and strong commoner" in the city was hit by the arrow, he paused for two seconds. Um? Not dead? The Japanese archer was stunned for a moment in surprise. However, soon, in the third second, the "young and strong commoner" fell to the ground.
“吆西!”
The Japanese archer couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth, waved his hand vigorously, and celebrated excitedly.
After the "young and strong common man" fell, a second later, another "young and strong common man" appeared to take over the duty.
"Hehe, here comes another one who is not afraid of death."
The Japanese archer twitched the corners of his lips, showing a sarcastic smile, and then drew out one at lightning speed. The feather arrow was quickly placed on the bow string, and the bow was drawn and shot like flowing water.
Whoosh!
As if the arrows had eyes, they flew up the city wall at lightning speed and nailed the replacement "young and strong people" on the forehead. The replacement "young and strong people" fell down with a crash!
"吆西! Let you seek death! Satisfy you!"
The Japanese archer couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth again, and waved vigorously again, celebrating excitedly.
There are many Japanese pirate archers like this under the city.
For a time, they all accurately captured the "young and strong people" in the city and shot them down one after another.
And on the city, the young and strong people collected the intact people with excitement on their faces. There were piles of intact arrows. (End of chapter)