Chapter 1137 The peace negotiation is in progress
"Hahahaha... The county magistrate sent you to deliver a gift and ask me to move the army to Jingnan and Ninghai?"
Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, heard this and glanced at it The butler, who was lying prostrate at his feet and with a flattering look on his face, couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh wildly.
It’s really ridiculous. The magistrate of Taiping County looks quite young, but he didn’t expect that all his years would be passed on to a dog. I just arrived at the city, and as soon as I started my battle, the magistrate of Taiping County already gave in. He is really more cowardly than a dog and stupider than a pig... Compared with Xiaozhi County in Jingnan County, he is in heaven and on earth.
However, I like it!
The more incompetent county magistrates like Ming Dynasty, the better!
After Heihachiro looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, the housekeeper smiled and lay on the ground, nodding his head like a chicken chewing rice, "Yes, yes, your Majesty, the small county is extremely poor, and the county magistrate is afraid that the hospitality will not be good, and the king will be spoiled." of interest, so I invite you to Wang moved his army to visit Jingnan and Ninghai counties. Jingnan and Ninghai are famous land of plenty in Taizhou Prefecture. Not only are they extremely rich, but they are also famous for their beautiful women. I guarantee that your visit will be worthwhile. "
“Haha, Our army came all the way from the ocean, eating horses and chewing horses along the way, consuming countless people. There are hundreds of thousands of children in the ocean camp, crying for food. Why do you, the county magistrate, take this little thing and want to send me to move the army to another place and send him away as a beggar? ! ”
Heihachiro sneered, kicked over the box containing gold and silver jewelry with disdain, and then pulled the housekeeper up from the ground with one hand, just like lifting a chicken, staring at him ferociously. Looking at him, he asked fiercely.
Holy shit!
So fierce!
"Your Majesty, have mercy on me, Your Majesty, please have mercy on me." The butler felt as if he was going to be eaten alive by Heihachiro in the next second. He was so frightened that he urinated and begged for mercy. Well, he really urinated, with a yellow turbidity. The liquid dripped down the corners of his trouser legs and soon pooled on the ground.
"Huh?"
Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, heard the sound of running water, glanced down, and threw the butler into the pool of yellow liquid at his feet in disgust.
"My King, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me." The butler was thrown into a piece of shit and fell face down into the yellow liquid. Regardless of the dirty look on his face, he quickly turned over and rolled to the ground, kowtowing repeatedly to the Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro. beg for mercy.
"Hahaha, are all people in the Ming Dynasty such cowards?!"
"Hahahaha, this coward is really hilarious. He is less courageous than a mouse, and worse than a pig or a dog."
Seeing the housekeeper's extremely embarrassed and shameless appearance, the Japanese pirates nearby couldn't help laughing.
"Boss, the Taiping County Magistrate treats us like beggars and sends such a coward here. Why don't we cut off the melon seeds from this coward's head and let him, the Magistrate, take a look."< br>
A Japanese pirate suggested to the leader Heihachiro.
"Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life, the two armies are fighting, don't kill the envoy."
Hearing the Japanese pirates' proposal to cut off their heads, the housekeeper was so frightened that he trembled like chaff, regardless of the yellow under him. The turbid liquid knocked his head down, making a splashing sound.
The leader of the Japanese pirates, Heihachiro, couldn't help but sneered when he saw the butler's cowardice. He waved his hand and rejected his subordinate's proposal, and said sarcastically, "Why would you cut off this coward's head? Feed it to the dogs?! "
"This little pig's head won't even be eaten by the dogs," the housekeeper said hurriedly while kowtowing.
“Bah! I have never seen such a shameless person.”
A group of Japanese pirates laughed incessantly.
The housekeeper knelt on the ground, tried his best to put on a smile, and then smiled apologetically, so the Japanese pirates laughed louder.
"Coward, please listen to this governor."
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro lifted the chin of the butler who was kneeling on the ground with his feet and stared at him with cold eyes.
"Your Majesty, I am all ears, little one." The butler stretched out his hand to clasp his ears and said with a flattering look on his face.
"Here comes the sword!"
The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro reached out and asked for a Japanese sword from the hands of his Japanese pirates, and pulled out the Japanese sword in front of the housekeeper.
The housekeeper began to tremble again, and the smile he tried to put on his face was frozen by this scene.
"Whoosh!"
Heihachiro thrust the Japanese sword straight in front of the butler, close to the butler's face, scaring the butler to the point of peeing.
"This sword is a return gift from the governor!" the Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro said coldly.
“Ah?! Your Majesty”
Hearing this, the butler’s face turned pale and his voice stuttered.
What does it mean when a Japanese pirate leader returns a Japanese sword as a gift? ! It goes without saying that this means that the talk is broken! Use a knife to solve problems.
“This is also my return gift!”
The pirate leader Heihachiro took off the shell bracelet from his wrist, threw it in front of the housekeeper, and said calmly.
Is the shell bracelet also a return gift? !
What does it mean? !
The housekeeper picked up the bracelet with both hands and looked stunned. He didn't understand what the Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro meant.
After being stunned for two seconds, the housekeeper's eyes suddenly lit up, with an overjoyed expression on his face. I understand, I understand. There are ten shells in this string of shells, ten shells, ten times. The Japanese pirates It’s a gift that’s ten times the size.
What a twist!
Although the Japanese pirate lion speaks loudly, it is self-evident that life is more important than money.
The housekeeper was ecstatic.
"Bring these two gifts back to the magistrate's child, and let the magistrate's child choose for himself. The governor will only give you one stick of incense." The Japanese pirate leader Heihachiro looked at the housekeeper with an expression on his face and said coldly. said.
"Hi, hi, hi, I will report back to the county leader now. I believe the county leader will definitely make a choice that satisfies the king."
The butler respectfully held the shell bracelet and Japanese sword with both hands, and said to Heihachiro with a respectful and flattering expression.
"Go away! If you can't satisfy the governor after burning incense, everything in Taiping will die, and no chickens or dogs will be left!"
Heihachiro, the leader of the Japanese pirates, threatened with a ferocious look on his face. .
"Hey, hey, hey, little one, get out of here." The steward respectfully held the shell bracelet and the Japanese knife, and rolled out of the Japanese pirate camp. After leaving the Japanese pirate camp, the steward Gulu got up and looked like As if he had won a great victory, he held his head high, held up the pirates and bracelets in both hands, and ran towards the city wall like the wind.
Soon, a basket hung from the city wall. The steward climbed into the basket and was pulled up to the city wall.
"County Lord, County Lord, I'm here to bring you good news." As soon as they reached the city wall, the housekeeper shouted excitedly.
"What are you shouting about! You idiot! I'm afraid the world won't know about it! Go over there and tell me in a low voice." Wang Zhixian gave the housekeeper a hard look and scolded.
The housekeeper nodded repeatedly, followed Wang Zhixian to the corner, shielded the left and right, handed the Japanese knife and shell bracelet to Wang Zhixian, and told the truth about the peace talks, of course, omitting the scene where he was pissed. , but described himself as extremely heroic.
“Ten times is ten times!”
After hearing the two choices given by the Japanese pirates, Wang Zhixian chose the latter without even thinking. (End of chapter)