Chapter 1307 Pretentious
This time, he is dead
The demon girl Ruonan felt that time and space had stopped after Zhu Pingan finished speaking. The air in the camp was filled with an aura of danger, and it seemed that the next second , you can hear the Wuxi Miao Chieftain getting furious and calling for someone to pull him down and chop him down to feed the dog.
The chieftain of Wuxi Miao was so angry that he laid down the corpses of eleven people and buried them in the dog's belly
In this short moment, the demon Ruonan even thought about her own funeral
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"Presumptuous!"
The little girl next to Mrs. Yi Lan was stunned by Zhu Ping'an's scolding. She was stunned for a second before she realized what she was doing. She hurriedly scolded her in a sweet voice, like a little girl whose tail was stepped on. Like a cat, its fur is all blown up.
Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear and completely ignored the hairy little girl. He even had time to stretch out his little finger to pick out his ears and gently blew on the unnecessary cerumen.
When "you" saw this, the little girl's hair became even more furious.
"Butterfly, move a seat for him." Before the little girl could react, Mrs. Yilan on the side spoke, and lightly told the little girl, Butterfly, to move a seat for Zhu Ping'an. .
"Your Majesty."
Butterfly was a little moody, feeling that Zhu Ping'an was so rude, and his wife even moved a seat for him.
"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.
"Yes." Butterfly reluctantly accepted the order and moved a chair to the side. He came to Zhu Pingan with a face that was neither nose nor eyes nor eyes, and placed the chair heavily on the ground with a clang. .
"Here!" Butterfly put down the seat and gave Zhu Ping'an a hard look, and said angrily.
"Tsk tsk tsk. It's late autumn and winter, and the weather is getting colder. This seat seems to be missing a tiger skin cushion."
Zhu Ping'an glanced at the seat, twitched the corners of his mouth, and tsk-tsk a few times. Pick your nose and pick your eyes.
The enchantress Ruonan on the side couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Zhu Ping'an without any trace!
Zhu Pingan! Did you take the wrong medicine? ! You are the longevity star and arsenic - don't you think you have a long life? !
Just now you pretended to be an official and asked Miao Man to move a seat for you, but you were already on the verge of death, okay? Fortunately, the female chieftain is magnanimous and doesn’t care about you. She even asked someone to move a seat for you!
Now that the seats have been moved here, why don’t you hurry up and sit down honestly, what else are you thinking about? ! What kind of tiger skin cushion do you want? Zhu Pingan, your ass is made of gold? ! Want a tiger skin cushion? !
No!
I have to do something!
The enchantress Ruonan thought this way, glanced at the seat aside, her eyes suddenly lit up, she stepped forward diligently, wiped the seat with her sleeves, and put on a pose. The dog-legged follower gritted his teeth and said to Zhu Pingan, "Sir, please sit down."
As he spoke, he glared at Zhu Pingan secretly, and wildly hinted that Zhu Pingan would just like to see each other.
"Well, I have been busy lately and have become sick due to hard work. My waist can't bear the cold."
Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind, turning a blind eye to the crazy hints of the demon Ruonan, and still being picky.
"Thank you for your hard work, sir. I'll help you rub your waist." The demon girl Ruonan stepped forward diligently and bent down to rub Zhu Pingan's waist.
In the eyes of Miao Man, the enchantress Ruo Nan is a complete loser.
But in fact, if the demon girl bends over and puts her small hands on Zhu Ping'an's waist, it is not rubbing, but pinching.
"If your waist can't bear the cold, it's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what on earth do you want to do? Have you taken the medicine?! Do you have to kill everyone to be willing to do it? I've never seen you so capable before, When you were sitting in the county government office, I didn’t see you asking for a chair. What tiger skin mat! Also, when you were at the construction site, you were sitting on the ground. Didn’t you find it too dirty or cold?” Gritting his teeth, he scolded in a low voice.
"Hmm, okay, click to the right, um, click to the right again." Zhu Pingan had a look of enjoyment on his face, but in reality, the corners of his mouth were twitching. From an angle that no one else could see, Zhu Pingan whispered to the demon girl Ruonan. , "What did you eat to grow up? Don't use so much force, the meat will almost be pinched off by you."
"You deserve it." The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth, and as she spoke, her hands became stronger. a bit.
"My hair is long but my knowledge is short! This is my bluff! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more afraid they will be and the more they will believe that we do have tens of thousands of troops outside, and the safer we will be! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, On the contrary, they will think that I am showing cowardice and doubting the authenticity of our army outside, so we are really in danger." The corners of Zhu Pingan's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but reprimanded in a low voice.
"Uh, is it true?" The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard this.
"Remove the '?'! Of course it's true. I said you have long hair and short knowledge, but you still don't admit it. Have you noticed where the girl named Butterfly moved the seat from?! Just Next to it, they had prepared it in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! They are afraid of me! Otherwise, why do you think I asked for the seat without saying anything? I just want to deepen their fear! Believe it or not, if I didn’t ask for the seat forcefully, they might have become suspicious now! "
Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth and said leisurely.
"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have 50,000 strong soldiers, who are in the surrounding mountains and fields, and have surrounded the Miao barbarians!" Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruo Nan with a pair of burning eyes. , said meaningfully.
If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!
Can it still be like this? !
The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard the words. After a breath, she seemed to have some realization and took a deep look at Zhu Ping'an.
"Everyone who comes is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable. We treat guests as they please. Don't let anyone say that we Miao people don't understand etiquette. Butterfly, go and get the tiger skin I laid down, "Place the seats for the guests." Mrs. Yilan glanced at Zhu Ping'an and turned her head to the girl named Butterfly and said lightly.
"Madam, that is your fallen tiger skin. How could he be so virtuous?" Hearing this, Butterfly opened his mouth in surprise, shook his little head vigorously, and refused with a look of reluctance. .
"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.
Madam's order could not be disobeyed, so Butterfly had no choice but to stamp her feet and turn around to get the tiger skin. She quickly got the tiger skin and came to Zhu Pingan with a face full of resentment. She angrily spread the tiger skin on the chair. After laying it out, he glared at Zhu Ping'an hard, puffed up his cheeks and said, "Please sit down! Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't flash your waist!"
How could she be a reminder? It was clear that he wished Zhu Ping'an would get out of the way.
"Well, so-so, let's sit down alive."
Under Butterfly's resentful eyes, Zhu Ping'an looked at the tiger skin mat critically, commented leisurely, and then said He sat down, shook his butt, and said "Comfortable." Butterfly was about to explode with anger.
(End of this chapter)