Chapter 1309 A Sharp Mouth Ping Miao Man (Part 2)
What is the highest level of lies? That is, every sentence you say is true, but when combined together, it becomes a huge lie.
Three of them are deeply appreciated by Zhu Pingan.
There are indeed 100,000 people in Jingnan, and 180,000 refugees did flee during the flood; Zhu Ping'an is indeed the chief minister of Zhejiang Province and the acting magistrate of Jingnan County; It is true that Si Qianshi is responsible for training troops; Jingnan has few soldiers and horses, but Zhejiang has many soldiers and horses; Zhu Ping'an does have the right to submit secret reports. This is not a secret in Jingnan. Basically everyone knows it
Because what Zhu Ping'an said is true, Mrs. Yilan also knows it, so Subconsciously, I believed Zhu Ping'an's statement of 50,000 troops, and felt extremely fearful of Zhu Ping'an in my heart.
The Wuxi seedlings, including Butterfly, had no doubts about the 50,000 troops mentioned by Zhu Ping'an.
After all, seeing is believing. The mountains and fields in all directions are covered with Ming people's battle flags, and Ming people are everywhere in the mountains and plains.
"Ahem, Mr. Zhu has an army of fifty thousand, and I, the Wuxi Miao, also have fifty thousand warriors of hundreds of battles. They are all good at fighting bears and tigers. If we fight against each other, I, the Wuxi Miao, will never be weak. Mr. Zhu is too much for you Han people! You are too confident. If you give the order, it will be you Han people, not Wuxi Miao, who will be wiped out in ashes!"
Mrs. Yilan coughed, sat up straight, and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a confident look on her face! said.
A group of Wuxi Miao raised their chests, brandished their weapons, and shouted in unison, cooperating with Lady Yilan to show their martial prowess.
When the witch Ruonan saw this, the corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch. You actually believed what the nerd said? ! Just now I thought that Wuxi Miao Tusi had a vicious look and should not be underestimated, but I didn’t expect that he would be deceived by the nerd so easily.
“Haha, Tusi is really joking. I have counted them all along the way. Your earthen stoves are accompanied by the number of your tents Judging from the results, there are only about 30,000 people in the Kneeling clan, including the old, young, women and children. There are only about 10,000 people who can fight. How can there be 50,000 warriors? "
Zhu Pingan looked at Mrs. Yilan with a smile and said slowly.
After hearing this, Mrs. Yi Lan couldn't help but blush slightly. After all, her face was not as thick-skinned as Zhu Pingan's.
“Damn! This dog official’s dog eyes are so poisonous!” Several Wuxi seedlings couldn’t help but shout in surprise when they heard this.
Mrs. Yilan couldn't help but glare at them. Several Wuxi Miao also knew that their words exposed their true and false sides, and they covered their mouths after realizing it, but it was just an afterthought, and it was too late.
Mrs. Yilan caught a glimpse of the curve of the corner of Zhu Ping'an's mouth, and couldn't help getting angry. She sneered and threatened: "So what if you have many soldiers?! At this moment, I, Wuxi Miao, have an absolute advantage. I have There are tens of thousands of warriors, Master Zhu, but you are only eleven! What do you think the result will be if I give the order?"
"The Lord is wise. As long as the Lord gives the order, we will capture and kill the dog officer like a chicken! As the saying goes, the thief captures the king first and the man shoots the horse first. Once the dog officer dies, the fifty thousand smart dogs outside will Naturally, the birds and beasts dispersed!"
"Please give the order, Lord!"
A group of Wuxi seedlings came forward to ask for tassels.
Seeing this, the witch Ruonan couldn't help but say "Nerd, I'm going to be killed by you" in her mind.
I thought nerds were awesome just now, but they deceived Wuxi Miao in just a few words! But now, I am afraid that Wuxi Miao will be chopped into pieces by the angry Wuxi Miao. The best outcome is to become a prisoner. I heard that Wuxi Miao treats female captives as slaves.
Nerd, let you show off and show off, something will happen now! Even my great aunt suffered a lot from you.
Thinking of this, the demon girl Ruonan couldn't help but dig into Zhu Pingan's old accounts
Liu Dadao and others hurriedly took a few steps forward, blocked in front of Zhu Pingan, and watched the crowd with vigilance and anger. of Wuxi seedlings.
"Calm down, calm down, the Wuxi Miao chieftain is joking, but you actually believe it to be true. Please step back first." Faced with the threat from Mrs. Yilan, and the angry people around him, the Wuxi Miao man who volunteered for help, Zhu Ping'an still had a smile on his face. , crossed his legs and said with a smile to Liu Dadao and others.
“Sir,” Liu Dadao and others said worriedly.
"Don't worry." Zhu Ping'an said confidently, "With the intelligence of the chieftain, he would never do such a stupid thing."
"Oh? How can you see it?" Mrs. Yilan looked at it leisurely. Looking at Zhu Ping'an, it was like looking at prey in a cage.
"It's very simple. This is the way to die. How can the chieftain do it?" Zhu Pingan replied with a smile.
"Guan Guan, you made a mistake! This is your way to die!" Butterfly glared at Zhu Pingan.
Mrs. Yilan looked at Zhu Pingan with burning eyes, waiting for Zhu Pingan's explanation.
“To capture the thief first, capture the king, and to shoot the man first, shoot the horse, it is not universally applicable. If you capture the thief first, capture the king, there are only two situations, capture and kill the officer, or capture the officer. If you capture and kill me, there is no doubt that your Wuxi seedlings will be exterminated. Not to mention that the angry 50,000-strong army outside will definitely avenge me. Even if you were lucky enough to get rid of the five people I set up outside. Tens of thousands of troops will be appointed by the imperial court The army has killed your entire family! I am an official of the imperial court and a high-ranking official of the fifth rank. If you kill me, you will be fighting against the imperial court. How can the imperial court spare you?”
"If you Capture me, use me as a hostage, and force my 50,000-strong army to retreat. Haha, this is also a way to die. I advise you not to have any illusions. Don't worry, if you can really capture me, I will definitely cooperate. you Let us order the 50,000 troops outside to retreat. Then, if you capture me for a while, you can still capture me for a lifetime! If it is more than three to five days, it will be equivalent to a slap in the face for rebellion. What will happen to the court? Will you be spared? Therefore, you can only let me go in three to five days. I can tell you responsibly that when you let me out of trouble, it will be the day when you and your family will be exterminated! It’s also about saving face And the most important thing is that I can’t leave any stain on my resume! Therefore, you Wuxi Miao have no choice but to exterminate your clan. If your clan is exterminated, whatever I write in the battle report will be the same.”
"So, no matter which method you use to capture the king, it is the way to die for you Wuxi Miao! I don't care. With the whole Wuxi Miao clan buried with you, you can live a more comfortable life compared to the life below."
Zhu Pingan crossed his legs leisurely, looked at Mrs. Yilan with a smile, and said slowly.
"Bah! What a beautiful thought!" Butterfly couldn't help but spit when he saw this.
"This dog official has such a dark heart! If he spares his life, he will kill our entire clan!" A group of Wuxi seedlings looked at him sideways.
After listening to Zhu Pingan's analysis, Mrs. Yilan's idea of capturing the thief first was completely shattered.
Indeed!
Capturing the thief first and capturing the king will not work!
Even if you are lucky enough to survive for a while, you will face either the imperial court's revenge or Zhu Ping'an's revenge! No matter whose revenge I, Wuxi Miao, cannot bear!
For the entire Wuxi Miao clan, there is no need to consider whether Zhu Ping'an's life is more important or less important. (End of this chapter)