Chapter 1328 Invitation to join the team
"We don’t understand the premise and environment you are talking about, and we don’t care. What county annals you are talking about records that no cottage can last for fifteen years, that’s them, Our Shanzhai is different. We have wise leaders with a big boss and a young boss. We Shanzhai brothers work together to cut off the gold." Hu Laosan waited for the bandit to wilt for a few seconds and then said in dissatisfaction, holding his neck.
"Haha, okay, let's not talk about the general environment first, let's talk about your copycat itself. As the saying goes, the state has national laws and the family has family rules. If there are no rules, there will be no circle, and if there is no circle, it will not last. If your copycat To develop in an orderly manner, we naturally need a set of exclusive cottage house rules. Does your cottage have one?"
Zhu Pingan looked at Hu Laosan and others with a smile.
"Huh? The cottage also has its own house rules?! What house rules?!" Hu Laosan and others looked confused.
"For example, the management system, robbery system, distribution system, training system, etc. If your village wants to develop for a long time, these family rules and regulations are indispensable. Otherwise, you will always be a mess. For example, such as the robbery system, It stipulates who can be robbed and who cannot be robbed."
Zhu Ping'an talked seriously.
"Hahaha, you are really good at talking nonsense. Who can be robbed and who cannot be robbed! Are there people who cannot be robbed?! Robbing homes and houses is a craft for us bandits to make a living and support our families. to whom Whoever robs Yan Guo has to pluck it, otherwise we will drink the northwest wind!"
Hu Laosan and others took advantage of the opportunity and thought that the robbery system proposed by Zhu Pingan was Nonsense, I couldn’t help but laugh at it.
“So, this is one of the reasons why your village has fallen to this point. It is natural to distinguish objects for robbery. Some objects cannot be robbed, such as widows and widowers, monks, Taoists and nuns, single night travelers, wedding carriages, Pick up eight-strand rope, mail shuttle, etc., and of course, If you, the scholars rushing to take exams, rob these objects, you will not only be looked down upon by the gangster circle, but also by the entire gang, and you will also make the common people reviled you. If you do not have a mass base, you want to survive. Development is basically impossible.”
When Zhu Ping'an said this, he glanced at the demon Ruonan. She had broken this unspoken rule.
The demon girl Ruonan noticed Zhu Pingan's gaze, understood what he meant, and gave Zhu Pingan a hard look.
Uh.
After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, Hu Laosan and others suddenly became enlightened. They felt that what Zhu Pingan said was very reasonable, and these people could not be robbed. There is a saying that listening to you is better than ten years of reading. That's probably it.
"Those people in front can't be robbed, why can't the scholar be robbed?! The scholar has no power to tie up the chicken, and he must have spent a lot of money to rush for the exam. This is the best fat sheep, why can't he be robbed?!" There was one person. The bandit retorted.
"Are you going to confess to Mr. Guan?" Zhu Ping'an looked up at the retorting bandit and asked with a smile.
"Master Guan is so righteous that we must worship him as brothers. Not to mention that Master Guan is also the God of Wealth. Of course we have to worship him. I ask Master Guan to bless us when we go out and meet fat sheep, and the village becomes prosperous. Wealth."
The bandit replied without hesitation.
Ahem!
Please Guan Yu bless your robbery smoothly? !
Guan Yuyi and Bo Yuntian, if they can really manifest themselves, will definitely be the first to come down to earth and destroy you when they hear your words of worship.
Zhu Pingan was speechless.
"Since you also worship the Second Master Guan, you can't rob the scholar. Any scholar who can win the exam is Wenquxing. Bigan, the star of Wenquxing, and the Second Master Guan, the Wu Sheng, are both the God of Wealth. That is Colleagues in the sky, if you rob the scholar, don't you anger Wenquxing? You have offended Mr. Guan's colleagues, do you still want to be protected by Mr. Guan? Also, the scholar is rushing to take the exam? , that was done in accordance with the order. If you rob the scholar, the government will naturally investigate and punish you severely as a warning to others; also, if the scholar is named on the gold list, becomes an official and takes power, and wants to take revenge on you who robbed him, then Isn’t it a piece of cake?! So, robbing the scholar is a pleasure, but there is no need to discuss the destruction of the village.”
Zhu Ping’an twitched his lips and said teasingly.
Ugh!
When the bandit heard this, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead. It seemed that it was really like this, and the scholar couldn't grab it.
"You are really a good material who was born to be a bandit. It would be a pity not to be a bandit. Our village lacks talents like you. If you are willing to join our village, I will give you the position of third boss. "
After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, the third master of the cottage couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised him. His eyes lit up when he looked at Zhu Pingan, and he had the urge to snatch Zhu Pingan to the cottage and become their dog-headed military advisor.
“Ahem, as I said just now, if we were in troubled times now, I would definitely not reject the third master’s kindness. But now is the peaceful age, and the banditry industry is destined to have no future. If you don't develop well, you will die; if you develop well, you will die faster." Zhu Pingan shrugged and rejected it.
"It's a pity that you only have the talent to be a bandit." The third master sighed with regret.
"It is said that those who know the current affairs are heroes. In today's prosperous age, bandits are destined to have no future. Good birds choose trees to rest, why don't you change jobs, oh, that is, change industries. Now there is an opportunity! I, Zhu Ping'an, am traveling to Jingnan County magistrate, will soon take office in Zhejiang Province Jiang Tixing's envoy, Si Qianshi, is responsible for regiment training. I came here to invite you personally, which shows my sincerity. I can incorporate you into regiment training, pay military salary on a monthly basis, and you will be rewarded for your merits. You will be promoted and made rich, and you will be granted the title of wife and daughter-in-law. It's not a dream. From now on , you no longer have to hide, live without a meal, and be reviled by others. From now on, you will be the regiment training officers and soldiers who eat the royal food and are loved by the people. You can tell your identity in front of others with your head held high. and name you From now on, our wives and children hold their heads high, are proud of you, and proudly say to people, "My husband, my father is an officer and a general"
Zhu Pingan looked at the bandits with burning eyes. He said to them very provocatively.
When the bandits heard this, they couldn't help but feel a little moved. They looked at each other a few times, and they were a little ready to make a move.
Then, many eyes looked at Ruonan’s father. Ruonan's father is the head of the cottage and controls the fate of the cottage. In the end, it was Ruonan's father who had the final say whether to recruit him or not.
"A bunch of short-sighted things! The official's mouth is a liar. Don't be fooled by him, you bastards! I think back then, the heroes of Liangshan were recruited by the court, and the court promised them glory and wealth, but in the end Well, in a blink of an eye, there are no bones left." Ruonan's father snorted coldly, poured cold water on everyone on the spot, and bluntly expressed his opposition to Zhao'an. (End of chapter)