Chapter 1347 Showman, sit down like a sissy
"Ahem, this typo is a bit excessive," Zhu Pingan said with a cough as he looked away from the rice paper.
The difference between the words "shi" and "shi" is not that big. If you can't write the word "shi", or if you write the word "shi" by mistake, it is understandable, but when you change the word "shi" "The word "shi" is mistakenly written as "shi". This clerical error is somewhat It was too much. Zhu Ping'an even doubted whether the naughty kid did it on purpose
"My dear nephew, it's not just as simple as going too far. How ignorant and unskilled he is to make such a clerical error!" Lin Huaihou was in a state of uncontrollable mood.
"Ahem, I was careless for a moment, and I won't make such low-level mistakes in the future." Zhu Ping'an defended the naughty kid with lack of confidence.
"If this sentence is careless, then what about the next sentence? I'll compare him with 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's ambition'. Do you know how he explained it?!" The Marquis of Linhuai became even more emotional when he mentioned this sentence. He was excited, and his chest was rising and falling violently, as if he was about to explode in the next second.
Ugh!
The Marquis of Linhuai looked many times more excited than before, and Zhu Pingan suddenly became curious. How to translate "bear child"? !
"I think I understand this sentence very well." The naughty boy raised his fat face, his confidence not diminished at all.
Confidence is something that naughty kid has always mastered, and no one is better!
There was going to be an explosion at the Marquis of Linhuai. Zhu Ping'an asked the naughty kid before the Marquis of Linhuai exploded, "Brother Rui, how did you explain it?"
"This sentence is not difficult." When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother's virginity." The naughty boy raised his fat face and explained confidently.
I have a bulge!
"When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity" means "When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity"? ! !
Poof!
After Zhu Ping'an heard the naughty boy's explanation, he couldn't hold back on the spot and spit out a mouthful of tea. What’s special about you is not as simple as talent. You are Xiu’er. Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, Dihua Zhixiu, and Good Fortune Zhongshenxiu are not as good as you.
Zhu Ping’an looked at the naughty child Rui with his mouth open in amazement. Brother, you have a face full of F*ck and admiration.
After arranging for your old father to be castrated and brought into the palace, you made the arrangements for your old mother to be clear and obvious!
Zhu Pingan felt a little sorry for Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu at this moment, and checked his son's homework with longing, hoping to see that his son was excellent in both homework and filial piety. As a result, his son was not only poor in homework, but also in filial piety. The man vomited blood, arranged for his old father to be castrated and entered the palace, and arranged for his uncle to take away his maternal virginity.
What a wonderful "Chen Qing Biao", but you explained it as a combination of palace fighting, human nature and ethics. A bloody drama.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the Marquis of Linhuai and then at the naughty kid. He was his biological child. In this case, the Marquis of Linhuai didn't beat the naughty kid to death, which fully proved that the naughty kid was his biological child.
"I will let you 'take away the mother's ambition'." The Marquis of Linhuai finally exploded. He violated the principles of physics at this moment. His fat body made elegant movements with lightning speed. He pulled the naughty kid out from behind Zhu Pingan, pushed him down on the chair, and slapped him on the butt.
Ouch. The naughty kid’s voice spread all the way
Zhu Pingan rescued the naughty kid from the bear paws of Linhuai Marquis with great effort.
"Ahem, uncle, Brother Rui may not have been paying attention in class recently. He...his previous homework should be good."
Zhu Ping'an found a reason to appease the Marquis of Linhuai.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I have learned a lot in the past, and I will definitely not be as loose as this broken "Chen Qing Biao"" The naughty child snorted twice and raised his head at 45 degrees. , that familiar mysterious confidence returned to his fat face.
Xiuer, sit down!
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the naughty child's behavior. I just said casually that I would find a step for you to get off. I didn't ask you to stand up! He stepped on the table and stood up! "I've learned a lot in the past, and I'm not as loose as in "Chen Qing Biao"" You have a lot of words.
As expected!
Hearing the naughty boy's confident expression, the Marquis of Linhuai looked at the naughty boy like a wild monster attracted by hatred. He became interested in comparing himself with the naughty boy and casually wrapped the cane around his hand like a riding crop. , walked to the bookshelf, took out a volume, opened a page, and pointed to it. In one sentence, he said to the naughty child, "Okay, didn't you say that you have learned well before? Didn't you say that you don't have diarrhea like "Chen Qing Biao"? Then tell me this sentence to reconcile?"
"The solution is the solution, just be optimistic about it." The naughty kid's self-confidence is never lacking, nor is it false.
Brother Rui, the naughty child, looked at the sentence pointed by the Marquis of Linhuai, and Zhu Pingan also looked over.
I saw exactly what the Marquis of Linhuai was referring to: In the future, when the donkey brays, the tiger will be frightened.
Only reading this sentence, Zhu Pingan knew that it was from the "Donkey of Guizhou" by Liu Zongyuan, one of the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. The famous idiom "The donkey of Guizhou is poor in skills" came from this chapter. middle.
"In the future, when the donkey brays, the tiger will be frightened." This sentence is very simple, it can be said that there is no difficulty at all.
Zhu Pingan believed that the naughty kid would be able to explain it easily.
Hmm.
Zhu Ping'an glanced at Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy. It seems to be a random book, chosen at random. A page, a random sentence, but it is actually very particular, and I chose such a simple one on purpose.
The Marquis of Linhuai is very good at controlling the strength.
Yes, there are steps. The next step is explained by the naughty child, and both parties can use the slope to get off the donkey.
"What is the meaning of this sentence? Please explain it quickly." Linhuai Marquis clicked on this sentence and urged the naughty boy.
Hurry up, Zihou and I have serious things to talk about. This is what the Marquis of Linhuai is saying.
"Brother Rui, please solve it. I believe you can do it." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and picked up the tea cup again.
"Ahem, this sentence is very simple, you listen carefully." The naughty boy cleared his throat, with a confident face and a rainbow of momentum, and explained loudly with his hands behind his back, "'Someday, donkey The sentence "When he roared, the tiger was frightened" means, "When he roared, the donkey brayed and the tiger was startled."
puff!
Zhu Ping'an just took a sip of tea and spit it all out again. He stared at the naughty kid with a look of disbelief on his face!
As soon as he said this, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was so frightened that Liu Zongyuan's coffin boards could no longer hold it!
Showman, sit down like a damsel!
No!
Get down! Such a simple sentence, you suddenly started driving! You even made such a sharp turn when you came up!
"My dear nephew, don't stop me. I'm going to kill this ignorant, filthy-minded scoundrel, so that he won't be embarrassed when he goes out in the future. We, the old Li family, have been honorable from generation to generation. We are loyal to our country and we cannot afford to lose this person." At this moment, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu's roar could almost knock over the roof
(End of this chapter)