Chapter 1349 A drop of kindness should be repaid with fists
From family affairs to state affairs, from government affairs to military affairs, Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu chatted in the study for a long time until noon, Linhuai Marquis Zhu Pingan was left to have lunch in the house, but Zhu Pingan refused but had to accept.
The dining table is filled with delicacies from the mountains and seas. Ingredients such as shark's fin, bird's nest, abalone and sea cucumber are all missing. It highlights the luxury, which is more than a hundred times more sumptuous than the reception banquet organized by Jiangsu and Zhejiang Tixingjingchao.
However, to be honest, when Zhu Ping'an tasted it, he felt it was not as sweet as yesterday's Jie Feng Banquet.
There were three people sitting on the huge table, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, Zhu Pingan and Naughty Child.
The naughty kid had just been taught a lesson by the Marquis of Linhuai. His hands were wrapped in bandages, and he had a maid to serve him.
"Fifth brother-in-law, it's a bad luck for you to come. If you had come a few days earlier, you could have attended the banquet for my father to marry my aunt." After the naughty boy at the dinner table gnawed a chicken drumstick under the service of the maid, He said to Zhu Pingan with an innocent look.
Wow!
When the naughty boy spoke, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu was holding a wine glass to persuade Zhu Pingan to drink. As soon as the naughty boy finished speaking, the hand of Linhuai Marquis holding the wine glass trembled, and the wine glass suddenly fell to the ground. on the ground.
Of course the Marquis of Linhuai would be nervous. Marrying a local woman as his wife or concubine while he was in office was expressly prohibited. Once it was found to be true, this would be a serious crime that would result in the loss of his official position.
"Scoundrel! What nonsense!" Marquis Linhuai glared hard at Brother Rui, the naughty child, and then nervously turned to explain to Zhu Ping'an, "Ahem, cough, kid is not sensible. Nephew, please don't listen to this scoundrel. Nonsense, it’s not like marrying an aunt, just hiring a wet nurse for Brother Rui.”
A wet nurse for Brother Rui? ! When Zhu Pingan heard this, he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. Brother Rui is so old that he has been weaned for a long time. You said that you hired a wet nurse for him. Your explanation is too far-fetched. Sure enough, no matter how good a policy is, there will always be various loopholes taken advantage of when it is implemented.
“Are you hiring a wet nurse for me or for dad? Why does she sleep in dad’s room at night?”
Brother Rui raised his little fat face and squinted. He looked at Linhuai Marquis with small eyes and an innocent look and asked.
The Marquis of Linhuai blushed and looked at the naughty child with a kind face. His voice spilled out from between his teeth, "Of course it's the wet nurse you invited..."
"Then" the naughty boy wanted to say something more, but he was interrupted by the Marquis of Linhuai as soon as he said a word.
“Don’t talk when you eat, and don’t talk when you sleep! How do I teach you this!” The Marquis of Linhuai glared at the naughty child, and slapped the table hard with a hand like a bear’s paw, and made a gesture. Zhang's selfless and selfless face.
"Ahem, nephew, let's drink, drink. Don't listen to this scoundrel's nonsense. She's just a wet nurse, not an aunt."
After teaching the naughty child a lesson, The Marquis of Linhuai picked up his wine glass with an embarrassed look and stressed to Zhu Ping'an again.
“You don’t let me speak, but you yourself said, hum, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps”
Seeing this, the naughty kid muttered in a low voice with a fat face and deep resentment. However, although the naughty kid's voice was small, he was so close that both Zhu Pingan and Linhuai Marquis could hear it clearly.
"Oh, the idiom is well used. My father can't help but want to check your homework again tonight!"
The Marquis of Linhuai looked at it with a smile. The naughty kid said through gritted teeth.
"Just check, I'm not afraid." When the naughty kid heard that his homework was going to be checked, his fat face couldn't help but trembled, but he didn't show any fear on his face.
Speak the harshest words and receive the harshest beatings. In the Three Kingdoms, you would be Lingling General Xing Daorong.
Seeing the naughty boy's fat face, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of General Xing Daorong in the Three Kingdoms.
Of course, through this incident at the dinner table, Zhu Pingan also understood in his heart. In the morning, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu tested the naughty child "It was six months after the birth of the child, and the loving father showed his disapproval." The naughty child translated "Six months after I was born, my kind father was castrated." Eighty percent, no, it was him "Shi" is deliberately written as "Shi".
Zhu Pingan had doubts in the morning, but now he is finally sure.
The naughty boy had a grudge against the Marquis of Linhuai for marrying his aunt, so he fought for the injustice between the Marquis of Linhuai and his own mother.
I guess Linhuai Marquis also understood this in his heart, which is why he felt so deeply involved and beat him so seriously.
"Brother-in-law, come here, I have something to tell you." After lunch, the naughty boy said to Zhu Ping'an mysteriously.
"Oh, do you have something to tell me?" Zhu Pingan walked into the room with the naughty boy curiously.
"Brother-in-law, do you have to thank me properly?" The naughty boy stretched out his bandaged paw and asked for credit.
Thank you?
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile and asked softly, "Why should I thank you so much."
"Because before my father and I came here from the capital, the fifth sister asked me to see how you were doing in the south. I just wrote back to the fifth sister the day before yesterday, saying that you were doing well, so that the fifth sister didn't have to worry."
The naughty boy raised his fat face and said, "I'm great, please praise me".
Oh, there is also this.
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile. If this is the case, he really has to thank the naughty kid.
"How did you reply to the letter?" Zhu Pingan asked the naughty boy Rui Geer with a smile, "Tell me about it."
"I said brother-in-law, you eat well, sleep well, and marry two aunts," the naughty child said innocently.
Holy shit!
What! ? Did I marry my aunt? ! Or two? !
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but change his face, "When did I marry my aunt?! Or two?!"
"I had a dream the night my father married my aunt. The dream When it comes to you, in the dream you married two aunts.”
The naughty boy said seriously.
Holy shit!
You are fucking dreaming!
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an almost vomited blood, "Brother Rui, you were dreaming, it's not reality. Why do you tell your fifth sister like this."
"Because I'm coming the next day. I met a fortune teller and he said I could dream. I want to make my dreams come true. Dreams come true, so I wrote to the fifth sister." The naughty boy looked matter-of-factly, and then said with a look of credit, "Fifth brother-in-law, are you going to do it? Thank me.”
"Okay, I do want to thank you!"
Zhu Ping'an gritted his teeth and pulled the naughty kid onto his lap and slapped him on the butt.
"Ouch, brother-in-law, you are repaying kindness with enmity." The naughty child yelled.
"No, this is how I repay my kindness. Haven't you heard that 'a drop of kindness should be repaid with a fist'?"
Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and raised his fist at the naughty child. The front of his eyes shook.
"A drop of kindness should be repaid with a fist. I seem to have heard it before. But what you used just now was a slap."
The naughty boy scratched his forehead with his fat paws, his big fat face wrinkled like Like a bull terrier.
"Oh, you're right, then I'll use my fist." Zhu Ping'an followed the good advice and satisfied the naughty child's request.
“Aw, brother-in-law, that’s ‘Yongquan’ and not ‘Yongquan’, right?” The naughty boy gained wisdom after receiving a punch, and his head came to his senses.
"Oh, really?" Zhu Ping'an looked like he just knew it, and then said to the naughty kid with a gentle face, "Brother-in-law, let's repay the favor in another way. Uncle is not going to test your homework tonight. Well, I will give you some tutoring and make sure you pass your uncle’s exam smoothly.”
"You help me with tutoring?" The naughty kid looked up at Zhu Pingan.
"I am the number one scholar, believe me, that's right." Zhu Pingan nodded, with a sincere and reliable smile.
"Okay." The naughty kid nodded. (End of this chapter)