Chapter 1351 The Horse Eater
It was already dark, and the moon and stars arrived as promised. The Marquis of Linhuai also kept his promise and came to test the naughty child's homework again. In fact, testing the naughty child's homework was not the purpose. He just wanted to beat the naughty boy. This brat has no control over his mouth and always yells about everything. Fortunately, it was Zihou this time. What if it was someone else? If he yelled at me again about marrying my aunt, wouldn't this be a lie? !
Complete exams and homework, give him a beating and educate him, so that he can remember what he can and cannot say.
This time he changed the props. Instead of a cane, he brought a board, a spanking board.
The naughty boy had been prepared for a long time. When he saw his father coming, he was not at all disappointed and even looked forward to it.
The Marquis of Linhuai didn't waste much time and started to check his homework directly, "I'm here to check your homework. As we say, start well and end well. I tested the beginning of your "Chen Qing Biao" this morning, so this time I will test the ending sentence. "When you are alive, you will die, and when you die, you will become weeds. I am so scared of dogs and horses. I would like to pay homage to you." What's the explanation? "
Hearing what the Marquis of Linhuai said, the naughty boy suddenly became excited with his fat face, and at the same time he was full of admiration for the fifth brother-in-law. The fifth brother-in-law is really amazing. He actually won the question. He said that I My father might be good at starting and finishing the test on the ending sentence, but I didn’t expect that my father was really good at starting and finishing the test on the ending sentence. It’s really amazing.
Hmph, I have been prepared for a long time.
"Dad, listen carefully. 'When I am alive, I will die as a head, and when I die, I will become a weed. I cannot bear the fear of dogs and horses, and I would like to pay homage to you.' This sentence means, 'I will die when I am alive. You should lose your head, and you should be tied up with grass if you die. I am cautious and frightened, even worse than a dog or a horse. I wrote an article for you to hear."
The naughty boy raised his face confidently, held his head high, put his chubby hands behind his back, and walked around with his short legs. As he opened his mouth to reply, his momentum was quite strong, and it felt like Cao Zijian of the Three Kingdoms wrote a poem in seven steps.
At first, the Marquis of Linhuai was overwhelmed by the naughty boy's aura, thinking that this brat was really good at it. But when he heard it later, he immediately laughed angrily. What this ignorant brat translated was bullshit. .
"I asked you to tie the straw! I asked you to tie the straw. It's just like a straw bag."
The Marquis of Linhuai immediately pressed the naughty child on the chair, and there were two sticks on it. Of course, he held back his efforts. After all, he was his own son, so he would not be willing to do anything harsh.
Ouch.
The naughty kid was hit with a stick, and he immediately screamed at his throat, and his nose was bubbling.
"Dad, you just want to beat me, right?" After the naughty boy received two sticks, he raised his fat face with snot bubbled in his nose, and his little eyes were full of questions.
Holy shit!
He was discovered by the brat? ! Is this brat enlightened? ! I actually found out that I had ulterior motives.
Hearing this, the Marquis of Linhuai shook his body fat. It was not enough. After all, he had eaten more salt than the naughty child had eaten. His face did not change at all, "What are you talking about? I hope that my son will become a dragon. I hate it." Iron cannot become steel!”
"Humph, the fifth brother-in-law taught me the translation of this sentence. The fifth brother-in-law is the number one scholar, how could I be wrong? I did the right thing and you still beat me up, so you just want to beat me up, right?! "The naughty kid looked like he was possessed by Zhuge Liang.
"You are ignorant and incompetent, and you blame it on your brother-in-law! Your brother-in-law is a top scholar, how can he translate like this?! He makes up excuses so perfunctorily without any care at all. I am really angry to death."
With that said, Marquis Linhuai pressed the naughty child on the chair again and gave him a lesson.
“Oh, it’s really what my brother-in-law taught me,” the naughty child’s voice sounded from the chair.
“Oh, you kid still doesn’t admit it.”
“Ouch”
After finishing this round of lessons, Marquis Linhuai pulled the naughty child up and said with a serious face, "You have been in Yingtian Mansion for such a long time, and you have learned a lot from several teachers. Today I will teach you again." I’ll draw a few to test you. If you continue to be ridiculous like this, don’t blame me for being ruthless!”
“You can take the test.” Even though he was taught a lesson, the naughty kid still had no confidence at all. reduce.
"Good boy! You have the guts! It's up to your father! Then tell me about this "Teacher's Comments", what does the phrase 'sage impermanent teacher' mean?" Linhuai Hou Qi smiled, and casually opened the naughty boy's book, turned to the "Teacher's Statement", pointed to one of the sentences, and asked the naughty boy.
Huh? ! Dad doesn’t test my opening sentence like before? ! My brother-in-law never taught me this sentence.
Also, I didn’t listen carefully to the homework, I really didn’t know how to do it.
The naughty boy was stunned, and cold sweat appeared on his forehead. However, the naughty boy regained his confidence in the next second.
He remembered that his brother-in-law had taught him not to panic when encountering problems, but to believe in himself and follow his feelings.
Think about what my brother-in-law taught me, to take apart the words one by one and then reassemble them. When I encounter a word I don’t know, I will think of related vocabulary
So, after a few seconds, The naughty boy raised his fat face, his fat face Full of letters, he answered confidently, "'Sage Impermanence Master' means 'no sage has a normal teacher'"
"How did you explain just now?" Linhuai Marquis was startled when he heard this. , asked, staring at the naughty boy in disbelief.
‘The Master of the Impermanence of Saints’ means that there are no normal teachers among the sages.” The naughty boy repeated.
“There are no normal teachers among the sages? ! I have left you without a normal teacher, I have left you with no normal teacher, shall I also find you an abnormal, crazy teacher to satisfy you?”
The Marquis of Linhuai was stunned and was so angry that he was once again naughty boy press On the chair, he raised the stick in his hand.
"Ouch"
When the naughty boy was suppressed on the chair again, he felt that his father wanted to beat him even more strongly. .
"What's the meaning of 'Those who eat horses don't know that they can eat thousands of miles' in "The Theory of Horses"?" Marquis Linhuai continued his examination.
My brother-in-law has never taught me, but don’t panic, believe in yourself, and follow your feelings.
“’He who eats horses doesn’t know that he can eat a thousand miles’ means: People who eat horses don’t I know it can run thousands of miles and eat it.”
After thinking for a moment, the naughty boy raised his head and explained.
"I let you eat, eat, eat, eat. Just know how to eat!" Linhuai Marquis once again suppressed the naughty child on the chair and waved the stick.
Wow.
The naughty boy's voice, like his confidence, is never false.
After the Marquis of Linhuai once again taught the naughty boy a lesson, he felt a lot more relieved, and the anger in his stomach was almost gone. "As a father, I will take the last test on you. I hope you won't let me do it again." "My father is disappointed."
"You want to beat me again?" the naughty boy asked with his fat face raised.
Seeing the naughty boy's appearance, the Marquis of Linhuai couldn't help but tighten his grip on the stick, feeling that it was necessary to give him one more question. (End of chapter)