Chapter 1358 Greasy Fatty
“Also, his private school has been open for more than half a month, and so far, he has not recruited a single child.”
The old man’s attitude towards Zhu Ping’an The impression was quite good. I was afraid that Zhu Ping'an would be deceived, so I reminded him again and again.
"Thank you, old man, for reminding me. I understand later." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly and thanked the old man with his hands.
"This is worth thanking, as long as you know it." The old man waved his hand, bowed and left.
"Sir, this guy named Xu Wei doesn't seem to be very good," Liu Dadao said with a flat mouth.
"Haha, a unique genius cannot be measured by ordinary people's standards." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.
Xu Wei and Xu Wenchang are well-deserved wizards, and of course they are also a strange person. Wizards on the left, madmen on the right. There is only a wall between geniuses and madmen, and Xu Wei is riding on this wall, swinging from side to side
"Is there anyone who can be called a genius in front of the young master?" Liu Dadao shook his head, expressing disbelief. .
"Naturally. As the saying goes, there are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains. Moreover, I am not a unique genius. I am an ordinary person, and there are many people better than me." Zhu Pingan nodded seriously. He nodded and said without hesitation.
Zhu Pingan not only said this, but also thought so in his heart. Zhu Ping'an knew that he only had hundreds of years more historical experience than the ancients. In terms of wisdom, talent, learning, etc., there were many ancients who were better than him, such as Xu Wei. Xu Wei was a great talent in the Ming Dynasty and the famous Writers, military strategists, and dramatists, Zheng Banqiao and Qi Baishi all wanted to be their lackeys. For example, Xu Jie, Zhang Juzheng, Yan Shifan, Gao Gong, Zhang Siwei, Wang Shizhen, Li Chunfang and other outstanding figures of the period.
It is precisely because of his self-awareness that Zhu Ping'an never lets go of his papers, studies diligently, and makes up for his weakness with diligence.
"Young Master is too humble." After hearing Zhu Pingan's words, Liu Dadao couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.
Young Master is the number one scholar. He has excellent talent, learning and character. He can solve cases as if there is divine help. He loves the people like a son and can save hundreds of thousands of people from floods. He is civilized and military, drives away Japanese pirates, protects the country and the people, and surrenders alone. Bandits and Miao barbarians. They are already fifth-level officials before they even reach the top of their grade. Perhaps There are those who are smarter than the young master, but they must be very few.
This guy named Xu Wei is just a scholar. According to what the old man said just now, he cries like a ghost at night and can't find anyone to open a private school. , can he be called a genius in front of the young master? !
Regardless of whether others believe it or not, I, Liu Dadao, do not believe it.
"Dong dong dong, is Mr. Xu at home?"
A crooked-necked tree, a simple courtyard, the door of the courtyard was closed, Zhu Ping'an stepped forward to knock on the door, but there was no reply. people respond.
"Dong dong dong, is Mr. Xu at home?"
Zhu Pingan knocked again and waited outside the door for a moment, but there was still no response from anyone in the yard.
No one?
It shouldn't be. The courtyard door is not locked on the outside. It is obviously closed on the inside. There shouldn't be anyone there.
“Dong dong dong”
Zhu Ping’an stepped forward and knocked again, but there was still no response.
"Sir, this door is bolted from the inside. There is obviously someone here. Let me remove his door to see if he can handle it."
Liu Dadao was like Zhang Fei when he visited the thatched cottage three times. As he spoke, he wanted to open the door and rolled up his sleeves.
"Da Dao, don't be rude." Zhu Pingan quickly stopped Liu Da Dao.
"Who is it, who is it? It's banging and banging in the morning, disturbing people's dreams. Do you still have a sense of public morality?"
At this moment, I heard a man coming from the yard. The cursing voice was as magnetic as the roar of a crane.
Then I heard the sound of shuffling footsteps, and then the door was opened. A fat man with disheveled hair and unkempt appearance was revealed from the door, wrapped in a sheet. The sheet covered most of his body, revealing a thick part. The fat calves, the hair on the legs swaying in the wind, are barefoot wearing wooden clogs.
This kind of behavior is obviously that he just got out of bed and was quite angry when he got up.
A fat, unshaven, unshaven, and greasy face looked at Zhu Pingan and Liu Dadao outside the door with an unkind expression.
One finger was still clasping his nostrils, and after tacking, he casually wiped his boogers on the door.
A strong smell of decadence hit his face.
The fat man was quite tall. Standing at the door, he was half a head taller than Zhu Pingan. Zhu Pingan had to raise his face slightly to look at him.
At one glance, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but twitch his lips.
Do you still remember the cross-intestine scene in Stephen Chow's "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn"? If this fat man had done a good job, he would have been 70% more elegant.
Is this greasy fat man Xu Wei and Xu Wenchang, one of the legendary three great talents of the Ming Dynasty? !
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but twitching at the corner of his mouth again
"Hey, what are you two doing? You disturb people's dreams so early in the morning. Do you still have a sense of public morality?" The greasy fat man casually said After wiping a bunch of boogers on the door, he said angrily to Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao.
"Sorry to bother you, we are here." Zhu Pingan bowed his hands and bowed to him to apologize.
"I'm sorry to disturb you, but you still knock on the door so early in the morning to disturb people's sleep. Young man, you are breaking the law knowingly!"
The greasy fat man pressed the door frame with one hand and turned the door. He rolled his eyes and said to Zhu Pingan in an angry tone.
"Damn fat man, be careful what you say. Do you know who you are talking to?" Liu Dadao had long been unhappy with the greasy fat man. Now he even condescended to apologize when he saw the young master. The fat man kept chattering, and he suddenly felt like he was being insulted. The impulse of a meal.
"Dadao." Zhu Pingan reached out and patted Liu Dadao on the shoulder, stopping the rest of his words and movements.
Zhu Pingan stopped Liu Dadao, and the greasy fat man opposite him laughed like a drake, "Haha, who am I talking to? Of course I am talking to people, could it be that I am still talking to pigs and dogs? ?”
“You!”
If Zhu Pingan hadn’t been pressing Liu Dadao’s shoulder, Liu Dadao would have stepped forward and given the fat man a good beating!
"My dear friend, I'm sorry to disturb your sweet dream. We are here to visit Mr. Xu Weixu."
Zhu Pingan apologized again while carefully observing the fat man's expression. Want to confirm whether he is Xu Wei Xu Wenchang.
"Are you here to find that damn fat guy next door?! Damn it, I haven't had a good night's sleep since I became a neighbor with him! The howling of ghosts and wolves at night makes it impossible to sleep! I want to catch up so early in the morning Let's get some sleep, I met you two soulless people again, boom boom boom Knocking non-stop! I am really in trouble for the eighth time in my life. I wanted to go out and make a living, but now it seems that I might as well go back to my hometown."
Hearing this, the greasy fat man suddenly twisted his face, like a resentful woman. , foaming at the mouth, and complained endlessly.
The foam was flying even more than Ma Jingtao. Zhu Ping'an seriously suspected that the fat man did it on purpose. He turned his body sideways without any trace to avoid the fat man's droplet attack. (End of this chapter)