Chapter 1364 no Zuo nodie
“The imperial examination is supposed to select talents for the country, but it uses the Eight-legged essay as the selection standard and uses the Eight-legged essay to select scholars. What kind of scholars are selected?! Ridiculous, absurd. Ridiculous, Ridiculous."
After the embarrassment, the greasy fat man picked up the jug and poured himself a drink. He said emotionally, indignant at the stereotyped essay recruitment.
After hearing what the greasy fat man said, Zhu Pingan nodded slightly. He agreed with the fat man's words.
The imperial examination is definitely a historical progress and politically correct, but the stereotyped method of selecting scholars is a reversal of history.
Eight-part essay is a word game. Although it can select some people with quick thinking, most of them are nerds who are divorced from reality. Modern analysis of eight-legged essay selection is very thorough. Eight-part essay restricts people's thinking and restricts people's thinking. I won’t say much about freedom of thought here.
"Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam and you say you want to pass the exam?" Liu Dadao sneered.
"Reality is so fucked, I can only take off my pants." The greasy fat man said, spitting heavily on the ground, then stepped on the chair with one foot, tilting his head arrogantly He pressed his chin at Zhu Pingan and asked, smelling of wine, "Hey, have you ever taken part in the imperial examination?"
Zhu Pingan nodded.
"Since you have played the game before, you should know what is the virtue of using stereotypes to win scholars, right?" The greasy fat man said to Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Ping'an nodded, "I know a little bit about it."
"I tell you, the stereotyped writing method for recruiting scholars is a piece of shit!" When the greasy fat man talked about the stereotyped writing method for recruiting scholars, he was not ordinary excited and scorned it. After Fan Bagu was awarded the title of scholar, the greasy fat man again Zhu Ping'an said, "The first time I took part in the provincial examination, the topic was 'The original soil will be destroyed, and the Que party boy will die'."
At this point, the greasy fat man paused and looked sideways at Zhu Ping An asked, "Do you know what this question is about?"
"This title is a cut-and-raised title. "Yuan Rang Yi Qi" comes from "Yuan Rang Yi Qi" in "Xianwen Chapter 12 of The Analects of Confucius". Confucius said: "When you are young, you will not have a grandson; when you grow up, you will not have a grandson." It is said that if you are old and do not die, you are a thief. The boy's general order comes from "Xianwen Chapter 44 of the Analects of Confucius" "The boy of Que Dang will be asked: "Who will benefit?" The Master said: "I am in the position, and I see that it is not the same as the teacher. Those who seek benefit are those who want quick results. '" Zhu Ping'an replied.
The eight-legged essay questions in the imperial examination all use words and sentences from the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics only have tens of thousands of words. After so many years of imperial examinations, almost all the questions that can be tested have been answered. . In order to avoid repeating the questions and affecting fairness, this kind of questions that separated the scriptures and patched them together came into being. To do this kind of stereotyped writing, you need to quickly find the source of the paradoxical sentence, and then solve the problem to answer the question.
After arriving in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Ping'an put great effort into the Eight-part Part Essay, a tool for entering officialdom. He was no longer familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, as well as the Eight-part Part Essay. This kind of interception is just childish.
"Huh? Not bad, you are qualified to listen to what I have to say." The greasy fat man was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the rich man opposite could solve the problem so quickly, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Oh, you are really arrogant!" Liu Dadao couldn't help but let out a laugh after hearing the greasy fat man's words. You are a scholar, but you are the number one scholar in the examination, and you told the number one scholar that you are qualified to listen to what I have to say!
"As for you, you are playing the piano to a cow." The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin.
Liu Dadao replied with a hehe.
"Do you know how I solved the topic?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.
Zhu Pingan shook his head, I really don’t know this.
“The master knocked the barbarian prince on his head with his staff. The three souls of the original man were vague and the seven souls were vast. A gust of breeze turned him into a boy from the Que Party.” After the greasy fat man poured himself a drink, he said: He stood up from his seat and read loudly.
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but clapped his hands and exclaimed, "How can such a wonderful article fail?!"
"If the examiner's eyes are like yours, Just the same." The greasy fat man slumped on the chair.
"It shouldn't be. Such a wonderful article could fail. Who was the examiner at that time?" Zhu Ping'an asked puzzledly.
"The name of the examiner at that time was Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man mentioned the name of the examiner and couldn't help but grit his teeth.
"Lin Moyu?! No way?!" Zhu Ping'an read the name silently, and soon got an impression. However, in the impression, Lin Moyu's reputation was not bad. You are not a random person.
"Why not!" The greasy fat man was very excited when he thought about the past. He reached out and tore off another leg from the table and took a bite of it, as if he was chewing on Lin Moyu's flesh.
"Examiner Lin, do you have any comments?" Zhu Pingan asked.
"This old scholar thinks my article is too short, so he criticized me for being too short and thick-skinned, ranking behind Sun Shan." The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, with a fat face as dark as the bottom of a pot. .
Zhu Ping'an frowned slightly after hearing Examiner Lin's comments about the fat man.
The article is a bit short, but it condenses the essence. Also, what the hell is "thick-skinned" in Examiner Lin's comment. But if you read the article, how can you tell that you are thick-skinned? You can't just call someone thick-skinned just because they are fat, right? Examiner Lin's comment was a bit childish. It was inconsistent with the public's view of Examiner Lin. Zhu Pingan couldn't figure out why for a while.
Things shouldn’t be that simple, right?
So, Zhu Ping'an looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why did Examiner Lin comment on 'thick-skinned'? Is there any misunderstanding in it?"
"There is no misunderstanding. He is blind, jealous and unable to appreciate my masterpieces and paintings."
The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.
"I can't appreciate your masterpieces and so on. Brother Hu, what did you just say, paintings?!"
Zhu Ping'an felt uncomfortable listening to this. Do you call yourself a masterpiece? Error, but what the hell is a painting? !
"Oh, the test questions were so easy and casual. I picked up the pen and finished it in one go. There was a lot of time left with nothing to do, so I drew a picture after the test paper," the greasy fat man said disapprovingly.
What? ! Did you draw a picture after taking the exam? !
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an was dumbfounded. The corners of his mouth twitched and he couldn't say a word for a long time. He really didn't know what to say except "nodiewhyyoutry".
This is an imperial examination, dear, not playing house. Can you be more serious? If you draw a picture on the back of the test paper, isn't this seeking death?
This is equivalent to marking on the exam paper! The picture on the test paper is your test paper. Theoretically speaking, you are cheating. If you do this, even if the King of Heaven comes, he will not dare to admit you. Fraud in imperial examinations shakes the foundation of rule. No matter which feudal dynasty you are in, it is a serious crime among serious crimes. If the examiner dares to admit you, then not only will his official career be in danger, but his head will also be in danger. (End of this chapter)