Chapter 1383 Bath Water
Zhu Pingan said goodbye to the Marquis of Linhuai and Wei Guogong, and went straight back to the Yamen of Tixing Division. He walked around in the Yamen and reported to Mr. Zhitai about the situation of Wei Guogong's funding of the militia troops and supplies. The officer who applied to be transferred to the Criminal Division tomorrow will go with him to Zhenwu Camp to receive the military supplies funded by Wei Guogong.
Zai Tai waved his hand and gave Zhu Ping'an an official document. Tomorrow, all the officers of the Criminal Division will be under Zhu Ping'an's command.
After leaving office in the afternoon, Zhu Pingan returned to the courtyard assigned by the office.
"My uncle is back, Ruo Nan. Why are you still standing there dumbly? Why don't you go and get your uncle some face wash?"
Hua'er is like a diligent little bee. As soon as Zhu Pingan comes back, Hua'er wanders around Zhu Pingan, standing on tiptoes to help Zhu Pingan remove his official uniform and put it into comfortable regular clothes worn at home. When changing into regular clothes Not forgetting to instruct the demon Ruo Nan to give Zhu Ping'an face wash.
“It’s not like he has no hands or feet, why do you always ask me to give him face wash?” The demon Ruo Nan muttered and brought the face wash to Zhu Ping’an with an emotional look on his face. come forward, then He said to Zhu Ping'an angrily, "Wash your face, my rich master."
"You are the one who wants to be a maid. Of course, as a maid, you must act like a maid." Hua'er snorted. .
"I am the envoy supervising him on behalf of Shanzhai." The demon Ruonan corrected him.
"Messenger? Messenger, isn't that what people do?" Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, blinked her eyes in confusion.
After hearing Hua'er's explanation, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but laugh. This silly and cute Hua'er was really interesting.
The enchantress Ruonan gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, "Hurry up and wash your hands, my rich master."
"Thank you, messenger." Zhu Pingan washed his face with the enchantress Ruonan's hand. He washed his hands and thanked her with a narrow smile.
The demon girl Ruonan glared at Zhu Ping'an again, gritted her teeth and said, "Hmph, next time I will bring you my foot-washing water!"
"Bath water?!"
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Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but raise his eyebrows in surprise. Why did the demon Ruonan suddenly start driving? !
Not to mention feudal ancient times, even in modern times, girls’ bath water also has special significance. Between husband and wife, between boyfriend and girlfriend, if the wife or girlfriend takes a bath, you can ask the husband or boyfriend to wash it again with the bath water. In short, it is only a very close relationship. As for outsiders, it is absolutely impossible.
How could Zhu Pingan not be surprised when he heard the demon Ruo Nan said that he would bring her bath water next time.
It’s not that Zhu Ping’an deliberately teased the seductress Ruonan, but it really turned into bath water. Because the witch Ruonan said it through gritted teeth, her articulation was not very clear, and the pronunciation of the word "foot" was a bit like the word "bath".
“Shameless! Who said bath water?!”
The pretty face of the enchantress Ruonan first turned red, and then her whole body radiated a chill, and she almost dropped the washbasin on Zhu Ping'an's head. This bastard pretended to be drunk last time and deceived her into carrying him, but this bastard took the opportunity to cheat on him. This time, he clearly said it was foot-washing water, but this bastard deliberately said it was bath water to tease him! Is this bastard really planning on me? !
“Did you say that yourself?!” Zhu Pingan looked innocent.
"I'm talking about foot washing water!!! Feet, do you understand?!" The demon girl Ruonan stamped her foot hard, not only intentionally or unintentionally, but this foot happened to step on Zhu Pingan's on toes.
Zhu Ping'an grinned in pain, but there was obvious relief on his face, "Ahem, it turned out to be foot washing water, I was shocked."
"What do you mean? ? ”
Seeing Zhu Pingan's relieved look, the demon girl Ruonan understood the meaning, and her whole body suddenly became colder.
This bastard actually despises himself!
“I’m not interested.” Zhu Ping’an said speechlessly.
"Humph, he looks sanctimonious on the surface, but he is actually an insidious beast covered in cassock!" The demon Ruonan gave Zhu Ping'an a hard look and snorted.
"My uncle is a gentleman." Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, heard the demon Ruo Nan once again said that Zhu Pingan was a sinister beast covered in cassocks, and couldn't help but stand up to fight for Zhu Pingan again.
"A gentleman? Him? Ha!" The demon girl Ruo Nanjin sneered, "He is not a gentleman."
"My uncle is a gentleman." Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, nodded vigorously and called Zhu Pingan frantically. .
"Ahem, eat, eat." Zhu Pingan coughed, ending this war without gunpowder.
Of course, the seductress Ruo Nan at the dinner table didn’t give Zhu Pingan a good look either. Zhu Pingan has become accustomed to this.
“I have something to do tomorrow, so I won’t leave for now. As for whether I can leave the day after tomorrow, I’ll wait and see what happens tomorrow.”
After dinner, Zhu Pingan said to Hua'er and Yaonv Ruonan.
"Okay, uncle, I will buy some things tomorrow. Jinshan County is a small place, and the things are definitely not as good as those in Yingtian, and they are definitely not as complete as those in Yingtian." Hua'er's decision about Zhu Ping'an has always been It was support. After hearing that Zhu Pingan would not leave tomorrow or leave the day after tomorrow, he had already begun to make plans in his mind to buy things.
“What, you regretted not going to Xiyao Tower last time?! This time I am leaving Yingtian for a small county town, why don’t I go to Xiyao Tower before leaving?! Oh, men, they are all These beasts wearing cassocks!"
The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Pingan, snorted, and said in a strange way.
"Ah?! Slim waist building?!" Baozi's little maid Hua'er was alert and looked at Zhu Ping'an nervously.
"What a thin waist building! What are you thinking about? I, Zhu Pingan, am not that kind of person!" Zhu Pingan said speechlessly.
“Aren’t you?!” The demon Ruonan rolled her eyes.
"I'm not!" Zhu Ping'an said word by word, and then explained, "Today Hu Yushi met Wei Guogong after the reception banquet. Wei Guogong funded me a batch of military supplies and made an appointment to go there tomorrow. Zhenwuying Receive it."
"Oh, who knows whether what you said is true or false? Tomorrow you will go to Zhenwu Camp to lead troops or go to Xiyao Tower to drink wine, who knows?" the demon Ruonan shrugged. He shrugged his shoulders and said with a strange air.
"My uncle will not go to the Slim waist building." Baozi's little maid Hua'er glared hard at the demon Ruonan.
"Sister Hua'er, a man's mouth is a liar. If a man is trustworthy, a sow can climb a tree."
The witch Ruonan preached in an eccentric manner.
"Where should I go to the Xiayao Building?" Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corner of his mouth speechlessly, "If I want to go to the Xiayao Building, why should I pretend to be drunk so I can't go when I mentioned the punishment banquet last time? , isn’t it unnecessary to take off your pants and fart?”
“It’s just that you regretted not going there last time, so you want to go see it tomorrow.” The demon girl Ruonan blinked.
Meet your sister! ! ! What logic! Zhu Pingan was speechless. (End of chapter)