Chapter 1399 The whimsical Zhu Ping'an
In the eyes of Wei Guogong and the three of them as they watched the funeral, Zhu Ping'an walked firmly towards the door of the handsome tent and stepped into the sunshine.
When he reached the door, Zhu Pingan stopped.
When Wei Guogong and others saw this, they thought Zhu Pingan was regretful and timid, but they could understand.
After all, in their view, Zhu Pingan going out to solve the problem of rebels now is actually tantamount to seeking death. There are three thousand of these rebel soldiers, and they are the rebel soldiers who killed Huang Shilang. There is no possibility of being persuaded. If Zhu Pingan goes out at this time, he will definitely be killed by the rebels immediately.
Isn't it normal to be afraid of death? This is human nature. There are no people in the world who are not afraid of death.
Aren't they also afraid of death, so they were even a little relieved to see Zhu Pingan stopped.
"Uncle, Eunuch He, please stop writing suicide notes. Use the pen, ink, paper and inkstone used to write suicide notes to write death-free coupons."
Zhu Pingan stood at the door, paused, and turned his head. He said to Wei Guogong, Linhuai Marquis and He Eunuch.
“Huh?!”
"Write a death-free coupon?!"
Wei Guogong and the others opened their mouths in surprise and looked at Zhu Ping'an blankly, unable to believe their ears.
"Yes. Uncle, Eunuch He, please write down three thousand death-free coupons, and don't forget to use the seal."
Zhu Pingan nodded and said seriously.
After Wei Guogong was stunned for two seconds, he couldn't help but shook his head in confusion. He looked at Zhu Ping'an with caring eyes and said with a wry smile, "Write a death-free coupon?! Haha, nephew, you are really young. It’s so whimsical. No matter how many death-free scrolls we write for ourselves, those damn rebels won’t recognize them.”
"Haha, nephew, it's not a matter of quantity. It's useless to write 30,000 death-free certificates, let alone three thousand death-free certificates. How could those damned rebels outside recognize the death-free certificates? "
The Marquis of Linhuai also looked at him with the same care for the mentally retarded, and said to Zhu Ping'an, dumbfounded
"Haha, Mr. Xiao Zhu, you kind of made the Za family laugh." Eunuch He shook his head. .
Amidst their laughter, Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said seriously, "Uncle, Eunuch He, these three thousand death-free certificates are not for us, but for three people outside. Thousands of soldiers!”
Huh? !
Did we hear that right? ! Give death-free tickets to the three thousand rebel soldiers outside? !
When Wei Guogong and others heard this, their faces were deformed in surprise, and their back molars were exposed when their mouths were opened
The next second, the three people who were about to die, Wei Guogong, could not help but laugh. He laughed out loud, "Pfft, nephew, are you preparing for the next life?! The rebels killed us, and we still Saving them a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Are you doing this to accumulate blessings for us in the underworld, so that we can live a better life down there and give birth to a good family?”
Zhu Ping'an shook his head speechlessly, I grew up under the red flag, how could I have such an idea.
"Ah? Isn't it?" Wei Guogong and others were surprised.
"Of course not." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously, and just as he was about to explain to them, he heard a deafening sound of shouting and killing coming from outside. It was obvious that the rioters outside had already looted all the gold, silver and jewelry.
Wei Guogong, Linhuai Marquis and He Gonggong heard the shouting and killing outside, and they couldn't laugh out loud. Their faces turned pale with fright. The rioters outside had robbed the gold and silver jewelry. What's the next step? Just attack the commander's tent and kill them.
"Uncle, Eunuch He, it's too late to explain. Please believe me. Quickly write down three thousand death-free scrolls and seal them. These three thousand death-free scrolls are the key to whether the mutiny can be quelled this time. "Please."
Zhu Pingan bowed deeply to them and said in a sincere tone, then turned and walked quickly outside the tent.
Wei Guogong and others looked at Zhu Ping'an in surprise, strode out of the commander's tent with firm steps, and walked towards the rebels.
"He is really not afraid of death." Eunuch He looked at Zhu Pingan's back and said to himself, "Scholars are usually greedy for life and afraid of death. The Za family has never seen a scholar with such courage."
"It's true that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers!" Wei Guogong murmured.
"He is not a newborn calf, he is a high-spirited young man." The Marquis of Linhuai shook his head slightly, inexplicably having a trace of confidence in Zhu Pingan. The Marquis of Linhuai also found it a little difficult to understand, but even he had A glimmer of confidence.
"Then shall we write a suicide note or a death certificate?" Wei Guogong turned to look at the Marquis of Linhuai and Eunuch He.
"A ticket to avoid death." Eunuch He said without hesitation. As a eunuch, he had no need to write a suicide note.
"Save yourself from death," Marquis Linhuai also said.
The Duke of Wei looked at the Marquis of Linhuai in surprise. After all, the suggestion of writing a suicide note was suggested by the Marquis of Linhuai. How could he change his mind?
“We were hiding in the tent, but Zihou came forward and asked us to write a death-free certificate before leaving. We can’t live up to Zihou’s request. Besides, it’s not too late to wait until the last minute to write the suicide note.”
The Marquis of Linhuai looked at the opening of the tent, lost in thought.
"You guys...well, if you want to avoid death, you can avoid death. I will join you in the madness." Wei Guogong stamped his foot, then stuck his buttocks out and found pen, ink, paper and inkstone in the corner of the handsome tent.
Wei Guogong and the three of them sat on the ground, cut out the rice paper, and began to write the death-free scroll. The reason why they were sitting on the floor was because all the tables and chairs in the commander's tent had been pulled out by Zhu Pingan's soldiers to build a defense line.
Outside the handsome tent, three thousand rebel soldiers had already snatched away the gold, silver and jewelry, and once again began to attack the defense line at the entrance of the handsome tent.
This line of defense was built with tables, chairs and other objects, which was stronger than the previous human shield line of defense. The soldiers pushed tables, chairs and other objects hard to block it. However, even though it was stronger than the previous line of defense, it was still crumbling under the impact of three thousand angry soldiers, and it seemed that it would be torn open by the soldiers in the next second.
"The dog officials won't give us a way to live, and we won't give the dog officials a way to live, so kill the dog officials!!"
"The government forces the people to rebel, and they have to rebel!"
"Guan Dog, return my wife's food and military pay!"
"Guan Dog, Huang Shilang is still waiting for you below. We will send you to keep Huang Shilang's company!"
"Brothers , has the bow been drawn? If you have an arrow to turn back, kill the dog officer, take back our soldiers' pay, wives and food, and surrender to the Japanese pirates."
The angry rebel soldiers frantically attacked the defense line in front of the tent, shouting at the top of their lungs at the handsome tent to beat them. Shouting to kill.
Zhu Ping'an walked out of the commander's tent and walked firmly towards the crumbling defense line and towards the crazy soldiers. He looked calm and calm and whispered:
"Young man is chivalrous and makes friends with five heroes. His liver and gallbladder are holed, and his hair is standing up. In the conversation, life and death are the same. A promise worth a thousand gold. Pushing and brave, proud and indulgent. Light cover and support, flying together, fighting for the east of the city. Drinking wine, The spring scenery is floating in the cold pot, the rainbow is hanging from the sea, the eagles are chirping, the white feathers are picking up the carved bows, and the cunning holes are empty." (End of this chapter)