Chapter 1437 Then here’s the question
“Ruonan and girl, do you think you are harmless to people and animals in the military camp?” Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl Ruonan, shook his head and chuckled.
"You are asking questions knowingly! We are not bad people, nor are we enemies, so of course we are harmless to people and animals in your military camp! What about military laws and disciplines, you are just using chicken feathers as arrows! Find bones in the eggs!"
Hearing this, the enchantress Ruonan snorted coldly, raised her heroic eyebrows, and choked out with a temper.
"First, under military law, everyone is equal! No one can enjoy privileges! If you have privileges because I know you, you can enter and leave the military camp at will. Where does that leave other people? Where is the military law? Mom, I remember that you hated the privileged officials! Why, are you going to become the person you hated and resisted in the past? "Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon girl Ruonan? , twitching the corner of his mouth, and said slowly.
"You're talking nonsense! I didn't!" The demon girl Ruonan shook her head vigorously, but she involuntarily took a half step back. This step back showed that Zhu Pingan's words hit home.
"Second, I told you before that after three years in the army, sows compete with Diao Chan, and any man who is slightly thin and fair in the military camp will be swayed, not to mention that you are already very beautiful. Don't talk about you When you're a woman disguised as a man, as I said last time, your butt is a little too upturned and has too many flaws. , the figure in the painting is too plump, and it is full of flaws. Have you noticed that a group of soldiers have been looking here from time to time. It’s not that I look down on women, but the current situation is that women entering the military camp are like sparks falling on gunpowder. ! "
Zhu Ping'an continued.
"Asshole, where are you looking?" When the demon girl Ruonan heard Zhu Pingan said that her buttocks were a little raised, she immediately looked like a cat whose tail was stepped on. She gritted her teeth and glared at Zhu Pingan, her pretty face turned red. .
"Uncle." When Hua'er heard Zhu Ping'an say that she was too plump, she immediately blocked the food basket in front of her. Her baby's fat little face looked like it was bleeding from embarrassment, and she looked at Zhu with shyness and anger. As if safe, he lowered his little head.
Uh, are you focusing on the wrong thing? ! Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth with a speechless expression and continued, "Third, kindness does not control soldiers, justice does not control wealth, and strict enforcement of military laws is the best way to run the army! If you want to strictly enforce the law, you must lead by example. In this way I can convince the people and win the support and support of the soldiers. If I open a small stove, the soldiers in the camp will not be able to enter and exit the camp at will. My relatives and friends can ignore military laws and enter and exit the military camp at will. How will the soldiers of the whole camp think of me? If I abuse my privileges and put myself above the soldiers of the whole camp, won't I lose my military morale if I can do this? if If I lose my military morale and can't command my soldiers, what else can I do as a commander?"
"I'm sorry, uncle." When Baozi's maid Hua'er heard what Zhu Ping'an said was so serious, she was immediately at a loss for words.
"You scholars are the best at quibbling. You are always eloquent. You can make unreasonable arguments and turn them into white!"
After being silent for a few seconds, the demon Ruonan snorted. , who couldn't defeat Zhu Ping'an, she changed it to a personal attack.
"What I said is reasonable, you are unreasonable." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
"You say I'm unreasonable?!" The demon girl Ruonan was furious again, and then burst into laughter. She looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a long and delicate voice full of threats, "Then I'm really unreasonable. Zhu Pingan, you can't use military law to deal with Erdan and Datou, otherwise I will let my hair down and shout indecency."
Zhu Pingan was speechless!
The demon girl Ruonan was extremely proud when she saw this.
"Let me ask you a simple question. If you can answer it, I will exempt Erdan and Datou from the military law. Otherwise, you will leave the camp honestly and do not stop me from marching. Law."
Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan as if he had no choice but to compromise, sighed, and said.
The witch Ruonan was looking at Zhu Ping'an warily, "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that you, a bookworm, know too much. If you ask questions about the Four Books and Five Classics, how can I answer them?"
"It's not a question about the Four Books and Five Classics. It's a simple question. Didn't I just talk about relatives and friends? My question is a simple 'name' question. It's a simple question. It’s just a question of what so-and-so should call so-and-so.” Zhu Pingan twitched his lips, “Why, if a boy or girl doesn’t even have confidence in this kind of question?”
“Who doesn’t have confidence? "What's so difficult about this kind of title issue, let alone one, two or three, I'm not afraid," the demon Ruo Nan took a step forward and said with confidence.
It was dawn, the rain stopped, and the demon Ruonan felt that she could do it again.
Baozi's little maid Hua'er's eyes also lit up. She was quite good at addressing relatives. After all, as little maids, addressing them is a skill that they must master, and it is also a skill that is used quite frequently.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon Ruonan and twitched the corner of his mouth, "No need to ask two or three questions. I only have one question. As long as you can answer it, I will exempt them from military law. Otherwise, just step aside obediently and don't obstruct it." I am marching according to the law."
"Okay, Zhu Ping'an, you must keep your word!" The demon Ruonan was afraid that Zhu Ping'an would not keep his word, so she asked the general, "What are you talking about? Confucius once said, 'If you don't keep your word, you don't know what it is.'"
"Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow!" Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously, and then looked towards him. The demon girl Ruonan said, "I hope the boy and girl will be the same."
"Nonsense! Auntie, of course I will keep my word!" The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes, full of confidence.
"Okay. Then I will start. The question is later, you have to listen carefully. What about the Three Kingdoms period"
Zhu Pingan nodded and began to describe the problem.
"I'm familiar with the Three Kingdoms. I kidnapped a storyteller in the village before and listened to him talk about the Three Kingdoms for half a year."
The enchantress is as cheerful as a man and is more confident.
"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Yu." Zhu Pingan continued.
“I know Zhou Gongjin.” The demon girl Ruonan’s confidence continued to grow.
"He has a wife named Xiao Qiao." Zhu Pingan continued.
“The most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms, she also has a sister named Da Qiao.” The demon Ruonan’s confidence continues to grow.
"Yes, she has a sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao's husband is named Sun Ce." Zhu Pingan nodded and continued.
"The number one bully in Jiangdong." The demon Ruonan's confidence continues to grow.
"Sun Ce has a sister named Sun Shangxiang, and she married Liu Bei as his wife," Zhu Pingan continued.
"Big-eared thief, I think he is the most hypocritical person in the Three Kingdoms, and he is also the most incompetent person. He cries at every turn, abandons his wife and runs away at every turn. He also says that brothers are like brothers and sisters, and wives are like clothes, bah!"
While the enchantress Ruonan spurned Liu Bei, her confidence continued to grow.
Zhu Ping'an: "Liu Bei has a son named Adou"
The demon Ruonan: "Adou, who cannot be helped, if I gave birth to such a son, I would not stay in Changbanpo and fall. I will fall after he is born"
Zhu Ping'an: "Adou has a queen named Queen Zhang, and Queen Zhang's mother is named Xiahou"
The witch Ruonan said: "I know, her father is Xia Houyuan. When she went out to cut firewood in the city, she was kidnapped by the pervert Zhang Fei to be her wife."
Zhu Ping'an: "Xiahou's father is Xia Houyuan, and Xia Houyuan has a son. My brother’s name is Xiahou Dun.”
The demon girl Ruonan said: “Three Kingdoms, I admire Xiahou Dun the most. After being shot in the eye, he flicked the arrow away. This is a man, not like someone else.”
"That Here comes the question." Zhu Pingan looked at the demon girl Ruonan with a smile, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?"
The demon girl Ruonan said confidently: "Zhou Yu should call Xiahou Dun, huh?" !" The demon girl Ruonan's confidence suddenly bottomed out. She frowned and thought to herself, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?" She couldn't figure it out for a long time. She looked at Hua'er blankly and found that Hua'er was even more confused.
(End of this chapter)