Chapter 1478 Turned into a joke


Chapter 1478 turned into a joke

“You are still young, but it doesn’t matter, you will gain wisdom after being beaten twice, and you will grow up after being beaten twice more.”

“The ancients said: ‘The soldier is a soldier. "The important matters of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival must not be ignored." Master Zhu needs to pay more attention to it in the future. Hearsay and unfounded evidence must be ignored."

"Haha, have you noticed that Mr. Zhu didn't say a word in the meeting? If Mr. Zhu wants to have something to say in the military meeting, he needs to read more military books, learn more from senior generals, and needs to accumulate more knowledge. Only when you have something in your stomach can you have something to say. Mr. Zhu still has a long way to go.”

After Zhu Pingan came out of the Ministry of War, there were still words of hypocrisy or ridicule in his ears. .

Haha

Zhu Ping'an lowered the corner of his mouth, and then embarked on the road back to Peach Blossom Collection without looking back.

During this period, the Marquis of Linhuai and the Duke of Wei wanted to keep Zhu Ping'an over for dinner, but Zhu Ping'an politely

refused.

I really am not in the mood to eat.

According to historical records, the Japanese pirates who landed in Shangyu would come to attack Yingtian City within a few days. According to the historical trajectory, this group of Japanese pirates attacked Yingtian City and even almost succeeded. Of course, even if they failed to capture Yingtian City in the end, , the Japanese pirates also showed off their power under Yingtian City, and finally escaped without a trace under Yingtian City. Do you dare to believe this? Are you willing to do so? !

After pretending to be cool, you can still run away. Japanese pirates are so exciting! The Japanese pirates were also stimulated to orgasm!

However, Daming was troubled! The people of Jiangnan were pierced by thousands of arrows!

Zhu Pingan was unwilling to accept this scene. Since I, Zhu Pingan, already know this, how can I turn a blind eye and not hear it?

If you don’t have any companions, then walk alone! I, Zhu Pingan, will do my best!

Even if we can't stop this group of Japanese pirates from attacking Yingtian, we will do our best to bury them under Yingtian City!

I pretend to be cool but still want to run away. How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?

To defeat the Japanese pirates, let’s start with this group of Japanese pirates!

Zhu Pingan is determined! His eyes became firm and he hurried back to the Peach Blossom Collection without looking back.

As the saying goes: Good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

After Zhu Ping'an left, the urgent military situation he reported at the meeting of the Ministry of War, with the help of thoughtful people, became a joke after dinner and spread quickly. In less than half a day, all the yamen with official offices in Yingtian were Everyone knew about this joke, and it quickly spread within the yamen. Moreover, it continued to spread virally outside the official circles. There were even people in some teahouses and restaurants making fun of Zhu Ping'an's emergency military situation.

Yingtian City has been in peace for a long time. Except when Emperor Yongle seized the throne, Yingtian City has seen weapons half a time. At other times, Yingtian has never been in war or seen weapons. Take the current intensifying Japanese invasion as an example. No matter how serious the Japanese invasion is, not even half a spark has burned Yingtian City.

According to Heaven, responding to Heaven, responding to Heaven, responding to the will of Heaven!

How can I say that Yingtian City was also the former imperial city and is now the capital of the Ming Dynasty. We were once at the feet of the emperor. How can any evil spirit with no eyes dare to come to Yingtian to disobey God's will and offend the power of God? ah!

It is no exaggeration to say that even if the sky falls, not a single brick will hit Yingtian City.

As Yingtian people, we still have this pride and confidence.

It is precisely because the Yingtian people have this pride and self-confidence that when they hear Zhu Ping'an's urgent military situation joke deliberately spread by someone, they find it particularly funny and spread it so quickly.

Even if the sky falls, it will not hit Yingtian. You actually said that eighty Japanese pirates would dare to attack Yingtian? !

Are you kidding me?

Furthermore, I heard that the person who reported this urgent military situation was Enke’s top pick last year!

Then, this is even funnier!

You can even be admitted to the top of the exam, but you report such an outrageous emergency military situation? ! Haha, are you stupid because of reading? ! This is the first time in my life that I have doubts about the saying that "the number one scholar is the descendant of Wenquxing".

"Pfft, what are you talking about? Eighty Japanese pirates harassed Yingtian City. Did Mr. Zhu Ping'an of the Zhejiang Prosecution and Prosecution Department really say that?! Hahaha, it's really funny."

"If this group of eighty or so Japanese pirates really come to harass Yingtian City, I will Do you believe that he eats shit in public?"

"I heard that he was the top scholar. I really wonder how he got the top prize! They say that the top scholar is a Wenquxing. It seems that Wenquxing accidentally hit his head when he came down to earth, and he fell unconscious?”

With the help of caring people, Zhu Ping'an became a big news in Yingtian, enriching people's gossip and jokes after dinner.

Afternoon.

The Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate has received the exact news from the Ministry of War. Zhu Pingan really reported his urgent military information at the meeting of the Ministry of War: "The Japanese pirates who landed in Shangyu will attack Yingtian."

Zhang Chufeng got the news from his friends in the Ministry of War.

"Pfft, Zhu Pingan actually reported his outrageous emergency military situation at the Ministry of War meeting?!"

After Zhang Chufeng got the exact news, he couldn't help laughing on the spot, and then quickly spread the news to the Yamen of the Provincial Department of Punishment and Prosecution, and soon no one in the entire Yamen knew about it.

“Hey, Mr. Zhang, since little brother Zhu told you about this urgent military situation before going to the Ministry of War, why didn’t you stop him and let him go to the Ministry of War to make a fool of himself? Did you do it on purpose?”

After hearing the news, Chu Xiong patted Zhang Chufeng on the shoulder with his big bear-clawed hands and complained.

"Haha, Fatty Chu, you are a typical example of judging a gentleman's heart with a villain's heart! Why didn't we stop him? I tried my best to persuade Zihou, telling him the truth and reasoning, and telling him the urgent military situation. It's a fallacy, but I originally wanted to look at the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, and Zihou doesn't listen to me at all. Zihou is young and energetic, and is eager to achieve success. He is a bastard who is determined to do something. Send the urgent military information to the Ministry of War! Our persuasion was ineffective, and we couldn't tie Zihou up. We could only watch Zihou go to the Ministry of War to report. In addition, we also considered that we were civil servants and were not as professional as the Ministry of War. Is there any merit in Yi Zihou’s emergency military situation?”

Zhang Chufeng sneered at Chu Xiong, shrugged his shoulders, and put all the blame on Zhu Ping’an.

"I think you did it on purpose." Chu Xiong rolled his eyes.

"Haha, Fatty Chu's statement is purely slander. Mr. Tai and Mr. Bai were both present at the time, and they can all testify for me." Zhang Chufeng shrugged, then patted Chu Xiong on the shoulder. He twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "Fat Chu , if you want to spread rumors and cause trouble, I advise you to save it."

For the next day, Zhang Chufeng smiled from ear to ear, and was in such a good mood that he hummed unconsciously from time to time. In a nutshell, I even ate a bigger bowl of dinner than usual.

After he was released from office, Zhang Chufeng gathered his friends and pigeons to pass messages, and began to propose the impeachment of Zhu Ping'an. (End of this chapter)

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