Chapter 1597 Returning a little tipsy
“Zihou, you don’t have to be so reserved, this jar of royal tribute wine is just for you to drink after unsealing it, come on, drink this cup to the full”
Zhang Jing discovered After Zhu Pingan drank five cups, he stopped After drinking, he thought that Zhu Pingan could not let go of his restraint, or that he was helping him save wine. He immediately smiled and shook his head, "Can't I, Zhang Jing, still afford you a meal of wine?" So I personally carried the wine pot and poured Zhu Pingan's wine again. He said with a warm look on his face as he filled a glass of wine.
"Ahem, sir, it's not that I'm reserved, but that I can't drink enough to drink, so I can only drink tea instead of wine." Zhu Pingan raised his head, his face flushed by the alcohol. He smiled bitterly and said to Zhang Jing
Zhu Ping'an looked like this. It was obvious that he was tipsy. He was half drunk and couldn't be fake.
"Well, Zihou, you can't say enough about how much you drink." Seeing this, Zhang Jing couldn't help but shook his head in a fit of laughter and tears, "Wine is only for fun, but drinking too much is useless. That can only mean that you are not enjoying yourself."
" If you drink less and eat more food, your subordinates will not treat you badly," Zhu Pingan joked with a smile.
Zhu Ping'an is just a little tipsy at the moment, not drunk. He is still very clear-headed. His words and actions will not be affected. He is even more refreshed at this moment. Perhaps being a little tipsy is the best way to drink. State.
However, his family knows his own affairs, and Zhu Ping'an knows his drinking capacity, and he will really get drunk if he drinks any more.
"Haha, don't worry, there will be enough wine and food." Zhang Jing couldn't help laughing when he heard this.
After having dinner and wine, Zhu Ping'an left Zhang Jing's house and found that many officials had gathered outside Zhang Jing's house and wanted to visit Zhang Jing. However, without exception, they were blocked by the gray-haired concierge of Zhang Jing's house. It's outside the door.
Zhu Ping'an slowly walked out of Zhang's mansion, smelling of alcohol which was the best proof of Zhang Jing's hospitality.
This naturally made the officials who were turned away outside the Zhang Mansion extremely envious and red-eyed.
Zhu Ping'an left Zhang Mansion and returned to Si Yamen, the envoy for punishment and inspection.
“The deputy envoy is back.”
When Zhu Ping'an arrived at the Yamen of the Office of the Provost and Inspector of Punishments, the gatekeepers and servants of the Yamen all saluted respectfully and said hello.
"Well, I'm back." Zhu Pingan responded with a smile and nodded.
Zhu Ping'an officially took up the post of acting deputy envoy of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province yesterday. Yesterday, Zhang Jitai ordered the yamen kitchen to add a few more dishes. Taking advantage of lunch time, he gathered everyone to simply celebrate Zhu Ping'an. Ichiban.
Everyone in the yamen also sealed a small red envelope for Zhu Ping'an, with varying amounts of money, and congratulated Zhu Ping'an on his promotion to the post of Deputy Envoy of the Criminal Investigation Department. This was a common favor exchange nowadays, and Zhu Ping'an did not refuse, but afterwards he gave them a return gift one by one, the value of which was equivalent to their congratulatory gifts.
After Zhu Pingan returned to the Yamen, he went to the backyard first to wash up and change clothes, drink sobering soup, and then go to the Yamen to work.
Zhu Ping'an, smelling of alcohol, walked into the backyard of the Yamen. Not surprisingly, he heard the sly and sarcastic voice of the demon Ruonan beside his ears.
I have to say that the demon girl Ruonan is indeed a martial arts practitioner, with keen senses. Every time she goes home, she knows it before Hua'er does, and she can always appear and disappear by her side. Zhu Pingan is used to this.
The demon girl Ruonan was the same this time. She appeared silently out of nowhere and appeared next to Zhu Pingan. Oh, and noticed the smell of alcohol on Zhu Pingan, she said with a look of contempt: "Tsk, tsk, tsk , you smell of wine, hehe, the smell of wine on your body is really refreshing. People covet it. I’m afraid it’s one of the few good bars in the world. It’s very expensive. The wealth and wealth of the common people are ruined by officials like you.” The dog's nose works fine." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and replied softly.
“You have a dog nose!” The witch Ruonan was ridiculed for having a dog nose. Of course she was not convinced. She glared at Zhu Pingan vigorously and suddenly giggled again, “Giggle, you know, the common people collectively call you you. These officials who take advantage of the people are dog officials, so when it comes to talking about it, you are the real dog noses.”
"Not all officials are dog officials who take advantage of the people, at least I am not." Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon Ruonan and said lightly.
The demon girl Ruonan has been hating the rich, officials, and scholars for more than a day or two. Zhu Ping'an was speechless about this.
“Tsk, tsk, smell the wine on your body, but the aroma of wine on your clothes is so mouth-watering. It must be one of the few good wines in the world, and it must be more valuable than gold. ,you You said you didn't take Minzhi Mingan?" The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes, stretched out her slender jade hands and fanned Zhu Pingan's clothes, took a sip of the aroma of Zhu Pingan's wine, couldn't help but licked her tongue, and said with disdain.
The enchantress Ruo Men is a person who enjoys pleasure with both meat and wine, especially wine, which cannot be missed almost every day.
Drinking too much, the demon girl Ruonan has unknowingly developed her appreciation of wine. The aroma of wine exuding from Zhu Pingan is a mellow aroma of wine that she has never heard of in her life. Just by smelling it, she knows that this wine must be Worth a fortune.
"To correct you, it is not one of the few good wines in the world, but the best wine in the world, bar none."
Zhu Pingan shrugged his shoulders and said lightly.
“Do you still have the nerve to show off?” The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping’an, and then said curiously and unconvinced, “They say that there is no one who is best in literature and no one in martial arts. The same is true for this wine. How can it be done easily? Let's sort out the first and second place. What kind of wine did you drink? How dare you call it heaven? The best wine in the world, there is no one."
"I drank the tribute wine given by the emperor. Do you think it is the best wine in the world?"< br>
Zhu Pingan smiled slightly, looked at the demon Ruo Nan and said slowly.
"Uh"
The demon girl Ruonan really couldn't say anything to refute. There is no wine in the world that can compare with the tribute wine given by the emperor. It was a gift from the emperor. Just these four Words alone are enough to rank first in the world.
"What's wrong with the tribute wine given by the emperor? You know how to eat and drink every day, but you don't eat the people's fat and the people's cream." The demon girl Ruonan repeated the old saying again, sarcastic that officials like Zhu Ping'an know that they only eat the people's fat and the people's cream.
“Today, Mr. Zhang Jing, former Minister of the Ministry of War, was promoted to Governor-General of the South of the Yangtze River. Mr. Zhang invited me to his residence for a drink. It was a normal social occasion. Except for the tribute wine given by the emperor, the rest were home-cooked dishes. "Zhu Ping'an explained speechlessly.
"Giggle. Mr. Zhang has been promoted to the Governor-General of Jiangnan, and he actually invited you to have a drink?! Is your face so big?! Sure enough, men's mouths are deceitful, especially those of you. Scholars, the more books they read, the better they lie. Lying is as easy and natural as drinking water and breathing, without blushing or out of breath.”
The demon girl Ruonan didn't believe it, so she giggled and arranged.
"The truth should be treated as a joke, the joke should be treated as a lie, and the lie should be treated as the truth. People nowadays are really shameful." Zhu Pingan shrugged, walked into the courtyard, and ignored the demon Ruonan.
“You are so shameless”, the demon girl Ruonan was furious because of her incompetence. (End of this chapter)