Chapter 1736 Nephew Zhu Ping'an
"What kind of beggar are you? Open your eyes and take a closer look to see if I feel familiar?"
The beggar in the middle was driven away. Like a tiger whose tail was stepped on, he pointed his hand at his face and shouted loudly.
“You’re so familiar, who do you think you are? There’s no mirror, there’s always someone to pee, and I don’t want to pee and take a picture!”
“Your face is as dirty as the bottom of the pot It seems like your parents don’t recognize you, how can we tell you are so familiar?”
"Let's go, let's go to the city if you want to beg for food. I won't starve you. Don't make trouble here. If it affects the Zhejiang army's drill and formation, you will not be able to atone for your sins even if you are an outcast for ten lifetimes."
“What a face, you want to eat your shit.”
People couldn’t help but laugh after hearing the beggars’ cries, and drove them out without mercy.
The Zhejiang Army is the patron saint of Suzhou. The Zhejiang Army comes out to patrol the city every day for training, but these three beggars cannot be affected.
People chase people away without mercy.
The three beggars were unable to defeat the others with their fists. The dog-beating sticks in their hands were all dropped in the chaos. They were driven to the roadside in a panic. The beggar in the middle even slipped and fell in the chaos. Dogs eat shit.
"This is unreasonable, this is unreasonable, it is really insulting to gentlemen, do you know who I am?" The beggar in the middle got up from the ground in embarrassment, smoothed his hair with his hands, stamped his feet hard, and shouted hysterically. road.
"Hahaha, who are you? You are a beggar. Who else can you be?! Who do you think you are?"
"Come here, who has urine to wake him up? ”
“Go up first if you are angry and pee yellow, and wake him up. If you have eaten fruit today, go back and don’t let him taste the sweetness.”
When people heard the beggar's hysterical shouting, they couldn't help but burst into laughter, falling forward and backward with laughter.
"Shut up! Listen to me!"
"I'll tell you who I am!"
"My nephew Zhu Pingan!"
"Zhu is the country's surname 'Zhu', Ping is the 'ping' that governs the country and the world, and An is the 'an' that makes warriors guard the four directions, Zhu Ping'an! Did you hear clearly?! I'll say it again if you didn't hear clearly, my nephew Zhu Pingan! ”
The beggar in the middle took a deep breath, held his head high, and shouted with all his strength to the people around him.
After shouting, the beggar raised his chin and looked around at everyone again with a proud look on his face, like a hen that had laid eggs.
My nephew Zhu Pingan!
This sentence seemed to give him a great buff, instantly making him great.
However, this is not the case to outsiders.
"Nephew Zhu Ping'an?? Zhu Ping'an? What he's talking about is Mr. Zhu Ping'an, the commander-in-chief of the Zhejiang Army and the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Prosecution and Prosecution Department?!"
"He is a stinky beggar, and he dares to call himself It’s Mr. Zhu’s uncle! This is a humiliation to Mr. Zhu!”
"Come on, someone is pretending to be Mr. Zhu's uncle. Go and ask the Yamen to call the guards to arrest this fake!" It’s chaotic and affects the army’s training. Can you afford it?”
< br>People naturally don’t believe the words of a smelly beggar. These days, there are more and more people running carriages with their mouths filled with just a few drops of cat urine. Uncle Zhu at the entrance of the village drinks too much and often claims to be a relative of the emperor, saying that his ancestor is Where is the royal illegitimate son? And Zhang Dabai from the town, who drank too much. It is often said that his abilities are beyond ordinary people, and he can do it ten times in one night, but the result is that he pulls his crotch once in ten days. This is not nonsense. It was caused by his loud-mouthed mother-in-law who had a quarrel with him once. She said that she didn't even react. , Zhang Da understood and was already lifting his pants
Therefore, people did not believe what the beggar said and thought he was trying to put money on his face. At best, this beggar also had the surname Zhu, or at most, he was a fellow township party member with Mr. Zhu. Mr. Zhu’s township party numbered at least tens of thousands. As for people, who do you think you are?
"Really, my nephew is really Zhu Ping'an, and I am really his uncle. My name is Zhu Shouren, and it's true."
The beggar in the middle shouted loudly.
"We only know Mr. Zhu. How can we know who Zhu Shouren is! Let's go quickly. If you don't leave, you will really report to the official. The official is not as easy to talk to as us." People did not listen to him at all, and drove him away with a bad look on his face.
"You, you actually treat Mr. Zhu's uncle like this, you" The beggar in the middle jumped angrily.
As a result, people became even more unkind and drove people away, and some people actually went to call the officials.
A hero does not suffer immediate losses, so the three beggars had no choice but to avoid the danger for the time being and leave first. Otherwise, they would suffer.
Actually, they really didn't lie. The beggar in the middle was Zhu Shouren, Zhu Ping'an's uncle, and the two beggars on the left and right were the sleeping dragons and phoenixes in Zhu Shouren's mouth - Hu Wei and Xia Qiang.
“What should we do?! It’s difficult for us to even get close to the military camp, let alone meet our nephew in this state.”
Hu Wei walked on the road in embarrassment, with a look of reluctance. He looked back at the Zhejiang Army camp and complained.
"That's right, we are now disgusting beggars. You see, people passing by cover their noses and hide away. It's not easy to go to see your nephew, who is the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate. Don't. Said there are so many common people They stopped us from getting close to the camp. Even if we get close to the camp, we will be beaten with sticks by the guards." Not without complaints either.
"Ahem, last time I was in Yingtian, I took this situation into consideration and was worried that someone would look down on others, so I thought of bathing and changing clothes, freshening up before visiting my nephew." Uncle. Zhu Shouren now found a reason to redeem himself, and he used the topic to make up for the mistakes he made in Yingtian.
"Brother Zhu, this is not the same. Last time we were in Yingtian, we were just traveling. We were well-dressed and looked decent to anyone. How could we be like today, in ragged clothes and a mess? Anyone who looks at it is a beggar Beggars. At that time, we were still decent people, and it was easy for us to give our name to our nephew. But today, we are as tired as a beggar, and who would let a beggar come to our door? "
Hu Wei is so unceremonious! He quarreled back.
Uncle Zhu Shouren was also wrong. The basket he poked in Yingtian was too big. "Ahem, that's what Brother Hu said."
"Oh, what should we do? We have traveled thousands of miles to Suzhou, and our nephew is right in front of us. But we can’t see him, what can we do? I don’t have a single copper on me, and even if I want to go back, I have to beg for food and accommodation all the way back. It’s a long journey with high mountains and deep water, and I will suffer even if I go back.” Xia Qiang let out a long sigh with a look on his face. Looking helplessly at Hu Wei and Zhu Shouren, he asked in despair.
"After spending so much effort to get here, naturally we can't just go back." Hu Wei shook his head unwillingly.
"But we can't even get close to the military camp, how can we pay homage to Lord Zhu?" Xia Qiang asked helplessly.
Hu Wei was silent.
At this moment, uncle Zhu Shouren stroked his beard, smiled proudly, and said confidently, "I have a way." (End of Chapter)