Chapter 1741 is on par with me
"Uncle, why are you here?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but asked in confusion. He really couldn't figure out how they fell into this state. When beggars see you, they have to treat you. I'll give you the bread I just asked for.
Did we encounter Japanese pirates?
No, if they encounter Japanese pirates, how can uncle and the others stand here intact? ! The Japanese pirates are not robbing people, they are all crazy, they not only steal money, but also kill people.
Did you encounter someone who was trying to rob the Tao? !
However, the robbers wouldn't be so perverted. They didn't even leave them a set of clothes. The clothes on the uncle and the others made the beggar cry when he saw them. He didn't know that they were rags picked up from the garbage heap.
Uncle Zhu Shouren, Hu Wei, and Xia Qiang, who were eating and sleeping, all raised their heads when they heard someone talking. When they looked up, they saw Zhu Pingan entering the door.
“My nephew is here.”
Uncle Zhu Shouren instantly put down his feet on the chair, then put down the chicken leg in his left hand and the duck leg in his right hand, and put his oily hands back. , straightened his back, and tried his best to look like an elder.
When their uncle Zhu Shouren called him his nephew, Hu Wei and Xia Qiang instantly knew that this ordinary young man who came through the door was the big shot they wanted to curry favor with - Zhu Ping'an, the acting deputy envoy of Zhejiang's Prosecution Commission. Lord Zhu.
Damn it!
What did we do?
Wearing a tattered beggar's uniform, with his feet on a chair and a chicken leg in his hand, his mouth is full of oily smell, and he has no image at all.
First impressions come first, this is the first meeting, we should take a shower and change clothes first, it’s all damn Zhu Shouren who led us into trouble! If he hadn't eaten first without any image, why would we be here.
Suddenly, the two of them hurriedly put their feet down, put down the food in their hands, tried their best to show off their scholarly demeanor, and bowed their hands to Zhu Pingan, "My student Hu Wei/Xia Qiang, hello." Lord Zhu.”
"Excuse me, both of you." Zhu Ping'an extended his hand politely and said, "You are a guest, you are welcome, please use it slowly."
"Ahem, I'm full, I'm full." Hu Wei and Xia Qiang He said with an embarrassed look on his face, wishing he could turn back time.
"Ahem, nephew, this is Hu Wei, this is Xia Qiang, they are both outstanding talents from our hometown."
Uncle Zhu Shouren coughed and asked Zhu Ping'an He solemnly introduced his two friends, Wolong and Phoenix.
Holy shit!
Reliable!
When Hu Wei and Xia Qiang met their uncle Zhu Shouren, the first thing they did when they met Zhu Pingan was to introduce them to Zhu Pingan ceremoniously, and said that they were outstanding talents from their hometown. , was immediately moved.
Not only were they moved, they also felt a little guilty. They had just scolded him for damning and complained that he had led them into trouble.
On the way, they also caused trouble because of his extra money. , and felt resentment and dissatisfaction.
When Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were moved and guilty, they heard their uncle Zhu Shouren add another sentence.
"Their talents are on par with mine," the eldest uncle Zhu Shouren added.
Holy shit!
What are you talking about? What does it mean that our talents are on par with yours? What talents do you have?
Are you praising someone or criticizing someone?
Even we can see that you embroider pillows, are incompetent, love to brag, and fail to succeed. Master Zhu, who has been with you day and night for so many years, naturally treats you even more. people, clearly.
If you say that our talents are equal to yours, don't you mean to Mr. Zhu that we are just like you, embroidered pillows, incompetent people, who like to brag, and fail to achieve anything? !
We actually feel guilty for you, a bastard who has little success but only failure. What a big joke!
However, he kindly introduced it, didn’t he? Although the last sentence was superfluous, he has always done things like this, wasn’t he? If he succeeds, he will fail.
Next, it depends on us. .
"Brother Zhu is serious. How can we be called outstanding talents in front of a talented person like Mr. Zhu who is both wise and brave? It is just a false name given by some fellow countrymen and friends politely. That’s all.”
Hu Wei cupped his hands and said modestly.
"That's right. A little name is not worth mentioning. In front of Master Zhu, a real talent, we are all students."
Xia Qiang said modestly, not to be outdone.
"You two are humble, please take a seat."
Zhu Pingan invited them to take a seat politely and distantly. It was difficult for Zhu Pingan to have a good impression of the two people who were mixed with the uncle.
Zhu Pingan knows very well what kind of person his uncle is. Zhu Pingan has met many of his uncle's friends. Each of them has 20-30% similarities with his uncle. They are all pretentious people who fail to succeed but fail to succeed. Guy.
Birds of a feather flock together, this is an experience summed up since ancient times, and it naturally has its own reasons.
Moreover, the two of them were too fond of pleasing each other, which made Zhu Pingan have a bad impression of them.
"My nephew, let me tell you, it is really not an exaggeration at all. Both of them are rare talents. They are simply the contemporary Wolong and Fengxia. We cherish each other." Uncle Zhu Shouren emphasized again.
Crouching dragon and phoenix chick? !
Hearing these two names, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of the happy moments of Zhuang Qiang and Da Chongming in Tomato Richest Man.
Zhu Pingan smiled noncommittally, and then asked his uncle Zhu Shouren again, "Uncle, why did you come to Suzhou, and how did you end up like this?"
"The reason why we came to Suzhou is, I'm here to help you, my wise nephew. The Japanese invasion is serious at present, and we, as the Ming Dynasty. As a member, since you have the ability, you have the obligation to serve our Ming Dynasty and help your nephew."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said boldly, holding out his chest, as if everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, and we have talents. It feels like you have an obligation to go out, who told you to be my nephew, and we will take advantage of you.
The people sent by Li Shu also said this.
Zhu Ping'an was not surprised. The uncle wanted to practice nepotism and achieve enlightenment on his own. He ascended to heaven.
Can you help me? ! Thank you, no, I'm just thankful that you don't cause any trouble for me.
"Thank you for your kindness, uncle." Zhu Ping'an said noncommittally, and then continued to ask, "Uncle, why are you looking like this when you come to me? It's because the road is not peaceful and there are robbers. Or encountered Japanese pirates? ”
< br>The uncle shook his head, sighed, put on a look of compassion, and said slowly: "Well, actually it's all my fault that I'm too soft-hearted and can't see the suffering in the world. When I see people in trouble, I always want to help solve them. ”
Can you speak human language? !
Zhu Ping'an twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly. He didn't believe a word of his uncle's words, including the punctuation marks. (End of this chapter)