Chapter 1754: Say my name, I’ll scare you out of your wits
When breakfast time came, Zhu Pingan asked his uncle Zhu Shouren and others to get a set of tableware for them to eat from the same big pot.
"Alas, we did not perform well this time. We did not write the documents well, and we did not answer the military strategy questions well."
On the way to dinner, Xia Qiang said worriedly, Very worried about their performance today.
Hu Wei was also a little worried.
Uncle Zhu Shouren didn't take it seriously and was very tolerant, "We are literate in Chinese characters and are familiar with the books of sages. Although our performance today is unsatisfactory, aren't we a hundred times better than these big-headed soldiers who can't read Chinese characters?!"
Hey, that makes sense. After hearing what their uncle Zhu Shouren said, Hu Wei and Xia Qiang couldn't help but nodded and felt much better.
Although it was the first time for the three of them to eat a big pot meal, they didn’t have to worry about finding a place. They walked to the food area after smelling the aroma.
“With so many soldiers, when will we be lined up?” Xia Qiang looked at the long line of rice cookers and couldn’t help but frown.
"No matter what the queue, just go and get food." Uncle Zhu Shouren laughed and took the lead to walk to the front of the queue.
Uncle Zhu Shouren led the two of them to the front where the meal was being served, and jumped in at the front without saying a word.
"Hey, who are you three? Why did you jump in line? You are not the one who won the drill! Where are the people from the supervision camp? Someone jumped in here."
The soldiers who were jumped in line I was unhappy and shouted. This was the first time I saw someone dare to cut in line.
"Who am I? Haha, tell me my name, I'm afraid you will be frightened and won't be able to eat. You all listen up, I am Zhu Ping'an, Mr. Zhu's uncle--Zhu Shouren, I am The secretaries appointed by my nephew. Now you all know, right? They are also the secretaries appointed by the wise nephew."
Uncle Zhu Shouren perfectly demonstrated what it means to be a fox and a tiger, with your hands behind your back and your toes high. He said angrily to the protesting soldiers.
"Are you our lord's uncle? Are you the secretary appointed by our lord?" the protesting soldier chuckled.
"Of course, it's guaranteed to be a fake." Uncle Zhu Shouren nodded vigorously, turned around in a normal circle, and said with a proud face, "You can also vaguely see your adults from my face. It looks like I am a biological brother with your father, and I am 50-60% similar to you.”
“So what?” The protesting soldier didn’t care.
"So what?! I am your lord's uncle, and we are the secretaries appointed by your lord. Isn't it right for us to jump in and get a meal? Do you have any other opinions?! Yes, yes. Swallow it back into your stomach, otherwise, be careful as I tell my nephew that you will not be able to eat and carry it around!"
Uncle Zhu Shouren held his head high and looked at the protesting soldiers with a look of disdain, and his words were full of meaning. threatened.
Uncle Zhu Shouren had just finished speaking when he saw the soldiers queuing up with expressions of laughter on their faces.
What's going on? Why are you laughing? Did I wear my clothes inside out? Or did I get ink on my body while writing?
Uncle Zhu Shouren lowered his head and checked the clothes himself. It's clean and tidy, and I don't see anything wrong with it.
Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were also stunned. They couldn't react for a while. Why did these soldiers look like this?
Shouldn’t we be afraid? Shouldn't I admit my mistake? Why do you look like you can't help but laugh? !
At their confused glances, the nearby soldiers laughed.
"Why are you laughing?" Uncle Zhu Shouren was angry.
"Uncle, you know, we adults also line up every time we eat, and we always line up at the end and eat last."
The soldiers were all talking. said.
"What? My nephew is also in line to eat?! Still at the end?! Are you kidding me? Who is my nephew? What are your identities?" After hearing this, the three of them couldn't believe it. The big soldier is bluffing them.
"You don't believe it, do you? If you look back, you must be our adults at the end of the team. If it's not our adults, then our adults haven't come yet." The soldiers said with determination.
The uncle and the others turned their heads and looked back suspiciously, and then they were startled. The person at the end of the team was actually Zhu Pingan.
When did the wise nephew come? !
The uncle and the three of them hurriedly got up and moved out of the way. Zhu Pingan was still in line, and he was at the end. How could they have the nerve to jump in line? They quickly got up and walked to the back of the line.
"Ahem, nephew, why are you still queuing up? As the commander of the first army, it is not an exaggeration for you to be the first to eat?"
Uncle Zhu Shouren and the others came to Zhu Pingan and lined up behind Zhu Pingan. Uncle Zhu Shouren said this.
"Uncle, this is setting an example. Confucius said: 'If his body is upright, he will not do what he is told; if his body is not upright, he will not do what he is told.'"
Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
Uncle Zhu Shouren and the others disagreed.
When it was finally time for them to eat, there was only one bottom left in the big pot of rice. The expressions on the faces of uncle Zhu Shouren and others froze.
"Nephew, do you eat like this every day?" Uncle Zhu Shouren asked in disbelief.
"Actually, the soldiers are all thinking of me, and they have left a lot of good food for me. They are guests, so you attack first, Wang Er, give them the good things." Zhu Ping An asked his uncle and the others to cook first, and directed Wang Er, who was cooking, to scoop out the few remaining meat slices, tofu and other delicious dishes to the uncle and the three of them first.
After finishing the meal, uncle Zhu Shouren and the others followed Zhu Pingan to find an empty table and sat down to eat.
"My dear nephew, why don't you open a small stove or something? How can you eat a big pot of rice with the soldiers and still be the last one to eat the leftovers? This is really disrespectful to you. If you let The other generals and adults still don't know how to laugh at you. How can you have the face to talk and laugh with them in the future?"
Uncle Zhu Shouren said sadly.
"Uncle, what's wrong with eating from a big pot? What's wrong with eating at the end? How can you lose your status? Throughout the ages, how many famous generals have eaten and lived with soldiers, such as Wu Qi in the Warring States Period, Feng Yi in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Yue Fei in the Song Dynasty, etc., and their final achievements were outstanding and famous. Going down in history, admirable , I have never seen them lose their status and make people laugh!"
"Sun Tzu's Art of War says: 'There are five ways to gain victory: He who knows what can be fought and what cannot be fought wins; he who knows how to use a large number of people wins. ; He who has the same desire from above and below will win; he who waits for fear to be surprised will win; he will be able but the ruler will not. The charioteer wins. 'The so-called 'whoever has the same desire from above and below' means that only when the top and bottom are of the same mind can the army have cohesion, and to do this, sharing the joys and sorrows with the soldiers and gaining their love is a good way. ”
“Army If the team has cohesion, it will have fighting power, and if it has fighting power, it will win on the battlefield."
"In this case, it is too late for others to envy me, so how can they laugh at me?"
Zhu Ping'an. He shrugged and said with a smile.
The uncle talked a lot. (End of this chapter)