Chapter 1764 Your nephew wants to borrow his head
“We thought Lord Zhu was worried about military rations at first, but that’s not the case.” Hu Wei shook his head vigorously.
"What is that?" Uncle Zhu Shouren and Xia Qiang asked quickly.
"I remind you of one word, the word 'borrow'. The key point is this word. Please feel it in your heart!" Hu Wei reminded the two of them.
“Borrow?” Uncle Zhu Shouren was still a little confused.
"Borrow? The key point is 'borrow'?" Xia Qiang was thoughtful, then suddenly raised his head, he seemed to have an epiphany, "Brother Hu, you are saying that today's story is that Er Zhurong borrowed the head of his nephew to train his troops; Cao Cao The point of the story is that Cao Cao borrowed the head of the grain and grass officer to calm the morale of the army. "
In fact, Xia Qiang took the initiative to think of it without Hu Wei reminding him. When it came to Sun Wu's story, he said in disbelief, "So, we also misunderstood the story about Sun Wu training troops in front of the palace. The point is not that Sun Wu used troops to enforce military discipline with dignity, but that Sun Wu borrowed the heads of his concubines to train troops, and he also borrowed heads."
Then, suddenly, Xia Qiang thought of something, his face turned pale, and his whole body was filled with fear.
"Yes, Brother Xia must have thought of it too." Hu Wei swallowed and said with a wry smile.
"Why are you borrowing a head? What are you talking about?" Uncle Zhu Shouren reacted slowly and did not understand what the two of them were talking about.
"Hey, Brother Zhu, why don't you understand? What these three stories have in common is the borrowing of human heads. Rather than saying that Master Zhu has read three stories, it is better to say that Master Zhu has read one story, which is the story of borrowing heads. ! ”
Hu Wei looked at his uncle Zhu Shouren in despair, and after sighing, he said word by word.
“Borrow a head?” Uncle Zhu Shouren raised his eyebrows.
"Why don't you understand? If there is any enlightenment from these three stories, it is to borrow human heads. Mr. Zhu also wants to borrow human heads. He is also thinking of borrowing human heads to train troops. My Brother Zhu!"
Xia Qiang said with a trembling voice.
"What? You said that my nephew is trying to borrow people's heads for military training?! Impossible, absolutely impossible, don't talk nonsense, my nephew is not that kind of person."
After hearing this, uncle Zhu Shouren did not hesitate. He shook his head and waved his hands vigorously several times.
"Haha, Brother Zhu, what kind of person do you think your nephew is?" Hu Wei chuckled and looked at his uncle Zhu Shouren with burning eyes.
“My nephew is kind, honest, and simple. He is very similar to my brother. He is the kind of person who likes to think about others. He didn’t even kill a chicken when he was a child, so how could he borrow a human head? It's training."
Uncle Zhu Shouren squinted his eyes and recalled the past, and said slowly, firmly stating that Zhu Pingan was not that kind of person.
"Honest? Honest? Honest? Haha, my brother Zhu, your eyes are still in your childhood, right?!"
Hu Wei listened to his uncle Zhu Shouren's evaluation of Zhu Ping'an's honesty and simplicity, and laughed more than he cried. Still ugly.
"What do you mean by that? My nephew is like this now." Uncle Zhu Shouren frowned.
"Brother Zhu, my brother Zhu, on the way here and in the military camp, we also listened to the stories of your wise nephew. Come, let me tell you one by one."
“Your wise nephew is recognized by both the government and the public as the ‘No. 1 Immortal of the Ming Dynasty’. He first impeached and took refuge with Mr. Yan Ge. An officer from a thousand households was beheaded, and a big boss from the Ministry of War was demoted to civilian status. Then he impeached the Taicang bank case, and even Mr. Yan Ge was fined money, and hundreds of officials were Thousands of Treasury officials, Treasury soldiers, and police officers were punished and had their homes confiscated and exiled. I heard that countless people died on the way to exile; Then, he impeached a high-ranking official named Gao. Twenty or thirty high-ranking officials were implicated and were thrown into prison. Life was worse than death. It was so miserable. There was also Yang Jisheng, who had recently become very famous among our people. He impeached Mr. Yan Ge, isn't your nephew also involved in this? People are talking about it. If Yang Jisheng listens to your nephew's opinion, Just revise the impeachment memorial. If you had listened, it would be Mr. Yan Ge who is in prison now, not Yang Jisheng. It is because Yang Jisheng failed to listen to your nephew's opinion that he failed to impeach and was imprisoned. , your nephew was also implicated and demoted to a small county in the south of the Yangtze River to be the magistrate of Zhima County.”
"Brother Zhu, your nephew has been relegated to a small county in the south of the Yangtze River under the title of 'The First God of the Ming Dynasty'."
"Also, your nephew was demoted to a small county in the south of the Yangtze River As a county magistrate, how can you make a comeback? How did he do it to become a fourth-rank official? Brother Zhu, have you ever thought about it? "
Hu Wei pointed at his uncle Zhu Shouren's nose with a single word. He broke it off sentence by sentence.
"My wise nephew has made great achievements. He has made great achievements one after another and been promoted to one level after another."
Uncle Zhu Shouren replied without thinking.
"Then do you know how your wise nephew achieved such merit?" Hu Wei asked.
The uncle scratched his head
“Let me tell you, Brother Zhu, when your nephew was in charge of Jingnan County, more than two thousand Japanese pirates attacked, but Jingnan only had a few dozen soldiers. ,even It's not enough to squeeze the teeth of the Japanese pirates. In order to perform meritorious service, your wise nephew treated the people as trivial and ordered the people to defend the city. He issued a beheading order and killed the heads of those who retreated. He took the lives of the people to defend the county. Not only did he kill thousands of Japanese pirates, he also liberated a nearby county. It can be said that he made a great achievement by piling the heads of ordinary people, which promoted him from the seventh-rank county magistrate to the fifth-rank judge and prosecutor, Si Qianshi. . Under the black gauze hat on his head, including the common people and Japanese pirates, there are at least several thousand lives."
"I won't talk about his merits such as disaster relief, let's just say that he has been serving as an inspector. Si Qianshi was promoted to the rank of deputy envoy Si Dai. Dozens of Japanese pirates landed from Shaoxing and killed more than ten counties and seven or eight prefectures in one go, spanning two to three thousand miles. They killed hundreds of people. They killed all the way to Liuyingtian City in one breath, and killed thousands of people under the city. No one could stop them. The officials and common people were frightened by the killings. None of the officials, whether civil servants or military attachés, dared to go up; in the end, ,return It was your wise nephew who, regardless of the life and death of his men, ordered his soldiers to kill all the Japanese pirates while they were sleeping."
"There is also the meritorious service accomplished by your wise nephew during the recent sacrifice to the sea. heard He also killed hundreds of Japanese pirates. After all these great achievements, there are not many bones left. Since your wise nephew became an official, not only 10,000 but also 8,000 people have died at his hands."
"He is honest, honest, and has never killed a chicken. The word "killing people like hemp" is not an exaggeration to describe him."
Hu Wei clapped his fingers and counted the great achievements Zhu Pingan had made one after another. , count to uncle Zhu Shouren.
"Brother Zhu, you are too honest and honest, and you only see the surface of your nephew, but don't know the true face of your nephew. When you are less than a year old, you won three yuan in a row and became the number one scholar in high school. This offended Quan The world-famous Mr. Yan Ge can make a comeback and go further. Do you think such a person can be an honest and honest person?"
Xia Qiang couldn't help but follow the preaching. (End of this chapter)