Chapter 1794 Because he is Zhu Ping'an
The storyteller shook his head, danced, laughed and cursed with exaggerated expressions, sometimes pretending to be a Japanese pirate, sometimes pretending to be a Zhejiang army, his imitation was vivid, and he spoke as if he were on the scene, making the tea stall People on the Internet listen to books immersively.
When Xingmu finally took a shot, people were still not satisfied. It was not until the shouts of cheers came that people came back to their senses.
"Well said! Mr. Zhu is the Wenquxing in the sky. Every Spring Festival, couplets must be posted in the sky. Not to mention Thunder God, all the gods in the sky, even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, come to the Wenquxing to pray. Several couplets posted on the door . One day in the sky, one year on the earth, couplets are posted every day in the sky, and gods from all walks of life come to Wenquxing to ask for couplets. The relationship is naturally extraordinary. If Wenquxing says hello, Lei Gong will certainly support it, let alone San. Ten Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunders, Even three hundred Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunders are no problem."
"Okay! I also heard the thunderbolt outside the city. My mother, the ground shook. My wife thought the city wall collapsed. It was scary. She peed half the bed, I am not weak, I peed better than her There were more, and the two kids at home didn’t give in too much... When our whole family was shivering and about to crawl into the cellar to resign ourselves to our fate, we heard the sound of great victory coming from outside, saying that a Japanese pirate outside the city had been killed by a bomb. Wanduo, motherfucker, I’m so pissed off...".
"Haha, face, Hu Laosan, all the special ladies in your family are talented..."
"That's not the case. If you were all like our family, one of you could drown in a pee. outside the city "Guisun Japanese pirates."
"Hahaha...Hu Laosan, you are really a fool. If Master Zhu hadn't been so wise and mighty as a god descending from the earth, you would have been useless even if you peed on the bed." , The Japanese pirates all come from the sea, and they all make waves and cannot be drowned."
"Thanks to Mr. Zhu, we saved our lives. Mr. Zhu is really like a god coming down from the earth. , two thousand people were stunned and killed tens of thousands of Japanese pirates, and the 50,000 Japanese pirates retreated."
The tea stall was very lively, people burst into laughter, and warmly praised Zhu Pingan and the Zhejiang army. .
In the tea stall, there was a noble family sitting, and in the middle was a young lady with a big belly. Most full-term pregnant women only had such a big belly. She was dressed in luxurious clothes, moved elegantly, and looked very noble. Just like a fairy from heaven descending to earth, she is surrounded by a group of people to serve her. Two girls are waiting in front of her, and two other girls and two old ladies are following her. There are six tough guards around the table.
Although I sat at a table at the tea stall, I didn’t eat the food from the tea stall. I ate my own food.
Of course, the noble man was very generous. Not only did he reward the storyteller with an ingot of ten taels of silver, but he also reserved a large pot of soy milk and a large pot of spicy soup at the tea stall. He invited everyone present. Drink for free.
The young lady seems to like gossip very much, she likes to listen to Mr. Shu’s lectures, and she also likes to listen to people laughing and joking at the tea stall.
Perhaps I am bored living in a high-rise compound, and I am curious about the fireworks in the city.
The splendid appearance made it look like he was a distinguished person. Although people at the tea stall would look at him curiously, they did not dare to disturb him.
Nonsense, who dares to interrupt? Didn’t you see those six nursing homes? They are all very majestic and have sharp eyes. At first glance, they are Lian Jiazi.
"Giggle, Miss, did you hear that? They said that my uncle was Wenquxing who came down to earth, summoned Thunder God to help, and dropped thirty thunders, killing ten or twenty thousand Japanese pirates outside the city. Giggle, uncle Will summon Thunder Lord."
Baozi's little maid Hua'er couldn't bear it anymore, covered her mouth and started giggling, her stomach hurt from laughing.
“They say that there are ten talents in the world, and my uncle has eight of them. They also say that my uncle has a sharp eye, and no lies can cover my eyes. They also say that my uncle can count and write. , it’s as useful as a magic talisman, haha. I’m sorry, Miss, I just can’t bear it anymore”
Qin'er couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle.
Of course, Li Shu also smiled with her eyes narrowed, and gently touched her belly with one hand to comfort the two little guys. The two little guys were not sure if they were also happy to hear it, and they were doing somersaults in their stomachs. .
"Your father has descended from the gods, and you are also turbulent in your stomach. You deserve to be called a filial son from under the stick of your father."
Li Shu touched her belly and cursed.
Li Shu and the others listened for a while at the tea stall, and then rewarded the storyteller again with unfulfilled satisfaction. They rounded up the meat buns and fried cypress from the tea stall, and carried them with the nurse all the way to where the refugees gathered. go to the place.
Li Shu sat on the sedan, opened the sedan curtain with her slender hands, and asked softly, "Have arrangements been made for the pigs and sheep for Brother Zhu to reward the army?"
"Back to Miss, Yin Shi heard that the Japanese pirates were coming. , the lady said that my uncle would win a great victory, and ordered me to buy pigs and sheep to reward the army. One hundred pigs and two hundred sheep were bought overnight and slaughtered on the spot. They were already braised. Okay, I've already sent him to the city gate. As soon as the city gate opens, I will immediately send him to my uncle's camp to reward the army."
A middle-aged nurse came forward and reported back, telling the truth. When he heard that the Japanese pirates were attacking the city, he was still very worried about his uncle outside the city, but the young lady was different. After hearing this, the young lady said that his uncle would win a big victory and asked him to buy pigs and sheep to reward the army.
"Yes, very good." Li Shu nodded with satisfaction and asked again, "How much gunpowder have been collected? I will send it to Brother Zhu as a reward for the army."
"Also Asking the lady to punish him, the young man was stupid and showed off his uncle's famous tattoo. He only collected 800 kilograms of gunpowder in the firecracker workshop. He was also interrogated by the officials, and they only agreed after seeing his uncle's famous tattoo." br>
The middle-aged nurse replied with a look of shame.
"Eight hundred kilograms is too little. The continuous explosions outside the city this morning probably used no less than eight hundred kilograms of gunpowder."
Li Shu shook her head slightly and ordered, "Buy it If you don't have gunpowder, buy sulfur, saltpeter and charcoal, and give them to Brother Zhu when you reward the army. Brother Zhu sent it. In addition, I went to the government with Brother Zhu's famous assassin to see if the city could allow some gunpowder to go to Brother Zhu. Brother Zhu's Zhejiang army relies on firearms, and firearms rely on gunpowder. There is no shortage of gunpowder."
< br>"No." The nurse bowed and stepped back, making arrangements.
"Miss, the Japanese pirates attacked in Yinshi. How could you expect that my uncle would be victorious?" Hua'er asked chirpingly.
"Giggle, Hua'er, my uncle is a god from heaven who has come down to earth, and he can pinch and count. My young lady is a fairy from heaven who has come down to earth, and she can also pinch and count."
Qin'er giggled at the side.
"My uncle is a god descending to earth, and my lady is a fairy descending to earth, so we are the little girls from heaven who serve the fairies descending to earth."
Hua'er also giggled.
After laughing for a while, Hua'er couldn't help but be curious, and asked again, "Miss, I still don't understand, how could the young lady expect that my uncle must be there as soon as he heard the Japanese pirates coming?" Can we win a big victory?”
"Because he is Zhu Pingan." Li Shu smiled slightly. (End of this chapter)