Chapter 1885 Fish Soup
“Ah? Folks, what’s wrong with you? Why are you all vomiting? Lieutenant General Zhang, why are you all vomiting too?”
All the subordinates of Suzhou Prefecture The official was stunned when he saw everyone vomiting after taking one bite of the meat pie.
"Is it because the barbecue is broken and makes me feel sick?! It's impossible. The pork and mutton are all freshly slaughtered, and the barbecue was just baked. It can't be expired! Moreover, the soldiers of the Zhejiang Army also ate it. Ah, are they okay?!"
The first reaction of all the officials was that the meat was not fresh and spoiled. Everyone was upset after eating spoiled barbecue.
But he quickly denied himself. In order to express his condolences to everyone for cleaning up the battlefield, Magistrate Shang specially ordered pigs and sheep to be slaughtered to ensure that the ingredients were fresh and delicious. The barbecue was also freshly baked and could never be expired.
In addition, the Zhejiang Army also ate it, why are they okay? From Master Zhu Ping'an to the soldiers of the Zhejiang Army, everyone is fine. Half of the cake is eaten, and not a single person is seen. Personally vomiting.
"Vice General Zhang, what's going on with you? How do you behave?" Magistrate Shang asked with some displeasure, you all looked like you were vomiting.
"Ahem, sir, I am really unbearable for my humble position. Today, when cleaning the battlefield, thousands of Japanese pirates were burned to charcoal in the woods. The scene exuded a strong aroma of barbecue meat. It was the same as in this meat pie. The roasted meat in the sandwich was broken into pieces, and they looked similar to each other. It felt like chewing the corpse of a Japanese pirate, and my stomach was in a state of turmoil. It was really unbearable, so I asked the governor to forgive me for losing my composure." Lieutenant General Zhang explained with a face of shame.
“That’s it, folks. You have never been on the battlefield. You come from the army and have experienced swordsmanship for a long time, but you are so unbearable?”
Magistrate Shang looked at Vice General Zhang and others, and then at the Zhejiang Army soldiers who were eating and drinking contentedly, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.
It’s really hard to compare people to death, and you have to throw away goods when comparing goods!
You are all soldiers. How come the Zhejiang Army can fight and win no matter how hard you fight? Why can’t you fight and win no matter how hard you fight? Now even your psychological quality is in the sky and on the earth. The same roasting The Zhejiang Army ate the cakes calmly, but you were vomiting.
However, the Zhejiang Army is the Zhejiang Army after all, and it is also first-class in the entire Jiangnan. It is understandable that you cannot compare with the Zhejiang Army.
Very normal.
However, you must be aware of your shame and be brave in the future. I am not asking you to catch up, but I only ask you not to be left too far behind.
"Ashamed of my humble position." Vice General Zhang and others were even more ashamed.
"That's all, that's all. You have rarely experienced battles, so it's understandable that you are not as good as the Zhejiang Army. You will have a good practice in the future. I don't ask you to catch up with the Zhejiang Army. I just ask that you don't be left behind by the Zhejiang Army. Far away.”
Zhifu Shang waved his hand.
Vice General Zhang and others were even more embarrassed and wanted to find a mouse hole to crawl in
"Since they can't eat the meat cakes, then tear them off and spread out some oil cakes and bring them over." Zhifu Shang thoughtfully said
"Fellow elders, after vomiting so much, your stomach is empty. Use Let’s fill our stomachs with some fish soup.”
The officials of Suzhou Prefecture also diligently encouraged everyone after vomiting to drink some fish soup to fill their empty stomachs.
"Thank you, sir." After hearing this, everyone picked up the fish soup to drink. After vomiting so much, their stomachs had long been empty. They were already hungry, and now they were so hungry that their chests pressed against their backs. , my stomach is cramping.
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I finished a big bowl full in one go.
“Delicious, delicious, this fish soup is really delicious.”
“White as milk, delicious and rich, with endless aftertaste, this fish soup is so delicious that I almost stopped eating it. The tongue swallowed it into the stomach."
After drinking a large bowl of fish soup, everyone was full of praise.
“Of course it’s delicious. Every pot of fish soup is cooked by Master Tang Ji, the number one fish steak maker in Suzhou. Moreover, this fish, the Lord Fu specially ordered us to bring people with him. The live fish caught in the big river ahead are all big fish that are at least one foot long, not even an inch less.”
The Suzhou official said boastfully, and patted the magistrate Shang on the way.
As soon as the subordinate officer finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere at the scene. The scene suddenly became quiet, and everyone felt as if their acupuncture points had been tapped.
"Ahem, where did you catch the fish?" Someone coughed and asked.
"It's in the big river ahead. Not long after you set off, the governor asked us to go fishing in the river."
The subordinate officer answered again and extended his finger. Point in the direction.
"Vomit..."
As soon as the official finished speaking, there was a sound of vomiting on the scene. It was the same people, vomiting even more violently than before.
"Oh my God, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing this spectacular bustling scene again, the officials were confused and asked dumbfounded.
“Vice General Zhang, what’s going on?” Magistrate Shang asked with a look of helplessness, Vice General Zhang who had just finished vomiting.
"Ahem, Mr. Fu, it's the same as before. It's also a psychological effect. The river where they cleaned up the battlefield today is the river where they fish. The first battlefield where Lord Zhu and the others ambush the Japanese pirates is the river. Countless Japanese pirates were shot to death and drowned in it. In the river. When we went to clean the battlefield, the Japanese pirate corpses in the river were swollen and there were many fish surrounding the Japanese pirate corpses. Nibbling. Maybe the fish they caught was one of them. The pots of fish soup they made might contain the corpses of Japanese pirates. Wow... I feel so sad in my heart when I think of this. I can't help but feel overwhelmed...vomited..."
Vice General Zhang explained with a pale and haggard face, vomiting while explaining.
"The section of the river where we fish is still about ten miles away from the section of the river where you clean the battlefield. Fish can't swim here..."
The subordinate officer of Suzhou Prefecture explained helplessly. road.
“It can’t be completely ruled out, right?” Vice General Zhang said with a pale face.
"Uh..." The subordinate officials were speechless. Although they were more than ten miles apart, they could not be completely ruled out.
Who knows if there is any fish that has nothing to do, gnaws on the corpse of a Japanese pirate, and then swims upstream for more than ten miles.
They are not fish, so how can they know about fish? Fish are disobedient.
"Ahem, Mr. Zhu, officers and men, how can you keep drinking? Don't you feel sick in your heart?" Vice General Zhang and others saw Zhu Ping'an and others eating barbecue and drinking fish soup as before. , couldn't help but asked curiously.
"Ge Ying? Why Ge Ying? Not to mention that the two places are more than ten miles apart. Such a long distance is still a countercurrent. Generally speaking, it is impossible to catch fish on the battlefield. Even if you catch it, so what? At that time Yue Wu There is a poem in Mu's "Man Jiang Hong" that says: "Zhuangzhi eats Hun meat when he is hungry, and drinks Hun blood when he is thirsty. If he can eat Hun meat when he is hungry, and drink Hun blood when he is thirsty, it will be a happy event in life." Zhu Ping'an doesn't care. 's smile.
"Master Zhu, I finally surrendered."
After hearing this, Vice General Zhang was completely convinced, and he admired Zhu Ping'an and everyone in the Zhejiang Army. (End of this chapter)