Chapter 1900 All of this is fine
Zhao Dezhu is not an unknown person in Jiaxing City. He can be ranked fifth in the military attache sequence. He stood up and endorsed it, and all of a sudden the prefect Zhao and everyone on the top of the city were The civil and military officials were relieved and believed that Xu Hai and others under the city were Yangcheng Guards vanguard troops.
As for the letter that was carried up in the basket, Magistrate Zhao also got it. When he opened it and read it, the content was very simple:
Greetings to Mr. Fu Zun.
After receiving your request for help, I wanted to immediately spread my wings and fly over to rescue him. However, the army has many things to do, and there are many people to lead. I first sent Wang Tieshan to lead the vanguard with light equipment to rescue Mr. Fu Zun. He is an obedient guy and has a lot of strength. When I ask him to arrive, he will do everything he wants to do. The army from our guard station will arrive shortly, so Mr. Fu, don’t worry.
After reading the letter, Magistrate Zhao passed the letter to the officials around him for circulation.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh after reading it, and they all laughed and said that Han Heizi's unlearned tone was indeed evident throughout the article.
As for the font and handwriting, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, Han Heizi is a big old man. He can’t read a word, let alone write. All official documents are dictated by him, and others are copied on his behalf. He is not allowed to do so. If the transcriber changes a word, everything must be written according to his dictation. Every official document is written in the vernacular. This is already a big joke in Jiaxing Prefecture.
Now that I see such a spoken letter written in vernacular, everyone laughs. This is very Han Heizi, and there is no doubt about it.
At this point, everyone has no doubt about the identity of the Yangcheng Guards Pioneer Army under the city.
Of course, if you should ask, you still need to ask clearly, and the formalities must be completed.
For example: Who is the head coach of Yangcheng Guards? How many troops does Yangcheng Guard have? Yangchengwei
Xu Hai answered all these questions fluently.
He had asked Zhao Dezhu clearly these questions on the way here. He was familiar with them and answered them fluently.
"Everyone, do you still have any questions about the identity of the vanguard army under the city?" Magistrate Zhao asked the officials around him after the culture was completed.
"There is no doubt about it." The officials around him shook their heads.
At this moment, a voice from the top of the city broke in, "Hey, you said you are Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. Then let me ask you, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttock? Is there a big mole on the right butt?”
Hearing this question from the top of the city, the disguised Japanese pirates below the city felt anxious.
Han Heizi has a big mole on his butt? !
Holy shit, how do we know about such a private matter!
Even though they had made preparations in advance, they never expected to encounter such a tricky problem!
Even as calm as Xu Hai, his face turned pale.
As for Ma Ye next to him, he was ringing loudly and breaking out in cold sweat at this moment. He was filled with regrets, Ma Dan Xu Hai, I just said I couldn’t come, I just said I couldn’t take this risk, 伱Look, the secret is about to be revealed soon! How could I be swayed by your words? I really regret that I agreed to this crazy plan of yours!
It was unintentional to regret it, let’s think about how to escape. Thinking like this, Maye began to quietly look at the escape route.
At this moment, they are within the range of the crossbows on the top of the city. Hundreds of crossbowmen are deployed on the top of the city. It is not easy for them to escape from the rain of arrows. No matter how they escape, they cannot avoid it. Baptized by the rain of arrows.
However, although Maye was nervous, she was not desperate because he had sufficient experience in escaping and had already planned an escape route for himself.
As soon as he was exposed, he stabbed the thin Japanese pirate behind him with his backhand and held him in front of him as a human shield.
You can find a way out.
The reason why we first stabbed the Japanese pirate behind him to death with his backhand, and then held him up in front of him as a human shield, is because the remaining Japanese pirates are all experienced in battles, and they will be killed honestly. You hold it in front of you as a human shield.
Just when the people below the city were pretending to be Japanese pirates and were breaking out in cold sweat, there was laughter and curses on the top of the city.
"Fat Wang, hahaha, do you think they are like you, sleeping in a flower house with Han Heizi?! Asking about the mole on Han Heizi's buttocks, why don't you ask them how long Han Heizi's weapon is? ! ”
Bangfang Chief Zhang couldn’t help laughing and scolding.
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, I'm a bigot and don't understand elegance, so I can only ask so vulgarly and casually."
The potbellied General Wang chuckled.
“You.” Manager Zhang smiled and shook his head.
"Hehe, I'm quite curious. Hey, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttocks or on his right buttocks?" The thin General Zhao asked with a smile.
Are you coming? !
The corners of Xu Hai's mouth twitched in the city. How the hell do I know which of his buttocks has a mole
I had to shake my head.
It is best to honestly say that I don’t know at this time. At most, this can only mean that my relationship with Han Heizi is not good enough to know which of his butts has moles. It cannot represent my identity as Yangcheng Wei. true and false.
If a smart person randomly deceives someone, it's fine if he gets it right, but if he gets it wrong, he'll be exposed.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he shook his head, he heard a burst of laughter from the top of the city, which startled him and thought something was wrong.
"Hahahaha, he is indeed Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. Yes, Han Heizi does not have a mole on his buttocks. His mole is on his chest. Hahahaha, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, you must be sure. I have visited many flower houses with Han Heizi, otherwise how could I know so clearly? Your sister will definitely not follow You talk about these things. Hahaha, Han Heizi and I are also rare friends. You are his brother-in-law and my brother-in-law. When you come to the city, I will treat you well. "
Fat Wang. He burst out laughing, convinced of Xu Hai's identity, and enthusiastically expressed that he would treat Xu Hai well when he entered the city.
The corners of Xu Hai’s mouth twitched
Damn, is this okay? !
He checked Fatty Wang's expression on the top of the city again and again to make sure that Fatty Wang was really not joking.
He is serious.
It can only be said that God is finally on his side tonight.
Ma Ye, who was beside Xu Hai, lowered his head. He couldn't control his expression of boredom. He was afraid of being seen by people in the city. His heart was already in a mess. Did he make a mistake? This girly thing is fine!
"Hahaha, okay, stop making trouble, you are going back and forth, what a shame! It is the twelfth month of winter, it is freezing outside, how can we bear to let the reinforcements of our Yangcheng Guards freeze outside?! Come on, come on, come on! , quickly open the city gate and invite our reinforcements to enter the city. , hot soup and hot dishes were served quickly to the reinforcements of Yangcheng Guards, so that they could warm themselves up."
Zhifu Zhao laughed, scolded General Wang and others, and waved his hand to order the city to be opened. Open the door and welcome Xu Hai and others into the city. (End of this chapter)