Chapter 1944 If you don’t believe that fairies don’t reveal themselves
After hearing the explanations from Li Shu and others, the naughty kid finally stopped making trouble and wanted to run away for his life. Since sister Hua’er is not a fairy, the country bumpkin brother-in-law has not been dragged out either. Gut, then I definitely won’t go home. After all, my dad will beat me half to death if I go home.
However, the naughty kid is still a little worried.
What if Fifth Sister and the others were deceived by Sister Hua'er? I heard Mr. Shu said that fairies are very good at deceiving people.
By the way, many vixens like to deceive scholars.
The country bumpkin brother-in-law is a scholar, and he is the most powerful among the scholars. The most powerful can only take the top prize.
If a fairy deceives a scholar, the country bumpkin brother-in-law must be the best target.
I still have to verify it.
"Fifth sister, fifth sister, I want to eat pig blood. You can ask Zao Shang to make pig blood tofu for me to eat at night."
The naughty child raised his fat face and a pair of small eyes. Turn and turn.
"Okay, Qin'er, ask the kitchen staff to go to the market to buy fresh pig blood and come back to make pig blood tofu for Brother Rui in the evening."
Li Shu touched the naughty child's head, He nodded with a smile and ordered Qin'er to go to the kitchen to purchase fresh pig blood.
"Black pig blood, black pig blood, it must be black pig blood," the naughty child reminded eagerly, standing on tiptoes.
"Huh?" Li Shu looked at the naughty kid suspiciously.
“Ahem, fifth sister, the pig blood tofu made from black pig blood is delicious. I like eating black pig blood, but I don’t like pig blood of other colors. I’m not talking nonsense, black pig blood, I can eat a big bowl of rice, but I can only eat half a bowl of pig blood," the naughty boy said without confidence, looking away.
"Well, since Brother Rui likes black pig blood tofu, then tell the chef to buy black pig blood. If the market doesn't have it, let them kill a black pig now, keep a big bowl of pig blood and bring it back, and the pork I will send it to the military camp in the name of Brother Zhu to give extra meals to the soldiers of the Zhejiang Army and reward them. "
Li Shu ordered.
"Okay miss." Qin'er nodded.
"Fifth sister, you have a big belly and you should go and have a rest. I can just play by myself. I haven't even visited your house yet."
After the naughty boy said that, he walked away. Ran away.
"Young master, young master, wait for me." The naughty girl picked up her skirt and chased after him anxiously.
"Don't follow me. I'll play by myself for a while. If you follow me again, I'll draw a toad on your face, and I'll punish you not to wipe it off for a day. If you wipe it off, I'll let you go. My father will sell you.”
After being chased by the personal girl for a while, the naughty boy stopped angrily and threatened with a waving face.
“Huh?!”
The personal girl was startled by the naughty child’s threat.
Paint a toad on your face? His painting skills are so bad, and the toad he painted must be extremely ugly. It would be a shame to have such an ugly toad on his face for a day and still not be able to wipe it off.
Although the young master threatened the master to sell it, he will probably not be sold, but if he offends the young master, he will definitely have a hard time in the house in the future. There are people in the house who will act according to the wind. , will definitely add insult to injury.
So, the little girl who was close to her was frightened and took two steps back, with a look of fear on her face, and she really didn’t dare to chase the naughty kid anymore.
"Humph, you know what's going on." The naughty kid saw the little girl next to him taking two steps back, and couldn't help but shook his head proudly, and ran away like a little bear.
At first, the naughty child really wandered around the house, looking there, touching here, stepping on there, just like a curious little bear. He visited almost every corner of the house. All over again.
But when people got used to the naughty child wandering around, the naughty child sneaked into the kitchen when people weren't paying attention.
"Young Master."
There is only one cook in the kitchen, and she also knows the naughty kid. The master and the servants in the house must remember clearly, otherwise they will accidentally collide with each other. If you kill the master, you will be in big trouble.
"Well, come here."
The naughty boy said bossily.
"Young Master, what are your orders?" The cook came over obediently.
"I want to drink honey water, go and make me a bowl." The naughty boy ordered.
"Okay, Master."
After hearing the order, the cook immediately made a bowl of honey water for the naughty boy, poured it into the bowl, and served it to the naughty boy.
“I don’t like to use bowls. Go find my personal girl and ask her for a cup. She knows what cup I like.”
The naughty kid didn't take the bowl and ordered with a look of disgust.
"Ah, okay, good young master." The cook didn't think there was anything wrong. As a noble, it's normal for you to have high requirements for tableware. Unlike ordinary people like them, any tableware can be used. deal with.
Moreover, it was still early for dinner, and the master chef was still resting. She was the only helper in the back kitchen, washing and selecting vegetables. She had plenty of time, so she didn’t waste time going to the young master’s personal maid to get a cup. thing.
So, the cook went out to find the naughty boy’s personal girl.
After the cook went out, the naughty boy turned around and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the kitchen to find things. He turned the kitchen upside down.
"Why not?"
"Haven't you bought it yet?!"
The naughty kid said to himself a little disappointed, but just when he was about to give up, he saw the one under the table. A basin of fresh pig blood.
“Haha, I found it.” The naughty kid waved his fist excitedly, “I heard Mr. Shu said that black pig blood and black dog blood can ward off evil spirits, and can also make fairies show their true colors. Dogs are very cute, no. If you don’t care, it doesn’t matter if you are a smelly black pig.”
What to wear?
The naughty boy's eyes swept over the pots and pans, and they all shook their heads. When they saw the two gourds hanging on the wall, they couldn't help but smile.
The naughty boy stepped on the chair and took off the two gourds hanging on the wall. The gourds contained liquid. The naughty boy opened the lid of the gourd and curled his lips when he smelled it. Such a bad-smelling wine must not be anything. All the good wine was poured.
A shriveled strip of meat was poured out of a wine gourd, and a ginseng with a full beard was poured out of a wine gourd
The naughty boy didn’t even look at it, he turned around and Taking the wine gourd, he came to the table and squatted down, pouring the bowl of black pig blood into the gourd. He poured half of it and sprinkled half of it, making the kitchen look like a murder scene.
After pouring, the naughty boy put the lid on the gourd and shook it, feeling that it was only half filled with the gourd.
"There's a little bit of black pig blood. Is this enough? It would be better if it wasn't spilled." The naughty boy said to himself.
Then
The naughty boy thought of something, and his eyes lit up, "The storyteller once said that a boy's urine can also ward off evil spirits and make goblins show their true colors. I am a boy, and my urine It’s okay, I just can’t hold it in any longer.”
The naughty boy did what he thought of, unbuckled his belt, pointed it at the other empty wine gourd, and started to hiss.
"Hey, here is half gourd, half gourd black pig blood, half gourd boy urine, I don't believe the goblin can't show its true form."
After the naughty boy finished peeing, he pulled up his pants, shook the wine gourd, and smiled with satisfaction. (End of this chapter)