Chapter 1962: Returning to Women
In the dead of night, the official Wang Shilang was still burning the midnight oil to fight. One after another, pieces of papyrus were scattered on the floor in the study, and more than ten ancient Chinese classics were spread out in a mess on the table. , what is "Tongdian. Officials. Ennoblement", what is "Popular Rewards System", what is "Da Gao", what is "Political Appointment and Removal Examination and Ennomination Policy" and so on.
“Damn it, Zhu Ping’an, this bastard, what kind of merit has he done with nothing to do? I’m so worried about the king. Damn it, what kind of reward should I give to this bastard? A promotion?! A knighthood?! No, no, Mr. Yan Xiaoxiang must be different I mean! The family member who rewarded him? Well, he already rewarded him last time.” The ball was thrown to the ground, keeping company with the paper balls thrown before.
“Damn it, what kind of reward is it?!” Wang Shilang’s eyes were red and bloodshot, and he tugged his hair worriedly. When he tugged on his palm, he found a bunch of hair. If you look carefully, you will find that there is a lot of hair on the ground.
There was no way, this was already the fifth night that Wang Shilang had to stay up all night to fight, but he couldn't work hard. He only slept for less than ten hours for five days and five nights, and he couldn't think of a reward that could satisfy Yan Shifan. Chou's hair fell down in clumps, and he saw that the hair on his head was getting thinner and thinner.
"Master, please take a nap. You haven't had much rest in the past five days and five nights. How can your body and bones bear it? It's better to go back to the bedroom and rest for a night."
Wang Shilang's The wife came over with a cup of ginseng and wolfberry soup. When she saw Wang Shilang's appearance, she said distressedly.
"Thank you, madam. You can go back and rest. This is the emperor's order and the order of the prime minister. I must get the draft of the reward before sunset tomorrow."
Wang Shilang looked at his figure. My wife, who is fat and unattractive, glanced at her and waved her hand quickly, "My body can't stand staying up late, let alone you
Back then, if I hadn't borrowed the power of my father-in-law, how could I have married you?
Thinking of the past, Shilang Wang couldn't help but sigh.
Back then, Wang Shilang was also a handsome man with bright eyes and white teeth. The main reason why he went to the fat wife in front of him was because the fat wife’s father, his cheap father-in-law, was a fifth-grade doctor from the Imperial College. The descendants of the Imperial College who were responsible for teaching officials of the third rank and above, as well as the sons and grandsons of the princes, and officials from the second rank and above, met many high-ranking officials and dignitaries and had rich connections.
Especially when Yan Song, the elder Yan Ge, was serving as a wine worshipper in the Imperial Academy, his cheap father-in-law got to know Mr. Yan Ge.
For the sake of his father-in-law's connections, Wang Shilang had to marry his fat girl.
On the night of the wedding night, Wang Shilang's waist was broken by his fat wife. It took him more than three months to raise it, but his newlywed fat wife said she wanted to compensate him, but she broke his waist again. Waist.
Now, when he thinks about having sex, Wang Shilang has nightmares. For this reason, he often stays up late in the study and works overtime to avoid having sex.
"Master, why is this reward so important that it has kept me awake for so many days?" Mrs. Wang said unhappily.
"What kind of reward?! I told you, but you don't understand. What do women know?" Wang Shilang frowned.
"What's wrong with the women? We may not understand what the military has accomplished. We can also do it when you talk about rewards. We welcome people in the backyard, promote servants and reward them, aren't they all Award? ”
Mrs. Wang said unhappily.
"It's ridiculous. Can the reward in your backyard be comparable to the national reward?" Wang Shilang said with a dark face.
"Why can't we compare? My father often said that cultivating one's family, governing the country, and bringing peace to the world, the Qi family is still in the process of governing the country."
Mrs. Wang said with a fat face.
Although Mrs. Wang is not good-looking and has a bad figure, she is also literate. She has a father who is a doctor from the Imperial College, and she has also studied since she was a child.
"Strong words." Wang Shilang snorted with a black face, "Madam, you should go back to your room to rest, don't cause trouble for me here."
"Okay, my master, isn't that what I was thinking about? Can you share your worries and solve your problems? Anyway, you haven’t thought of a strategy now, so why not Let me help you think about it. Three cobblers can still stand up to Zhuge Liang. Master, you have to drive away two cobblers. I will drive out one cobbler. If you can't keep them all, I will figure out how to award the reward."
< br>Mrs. Wang saw the dark face of Minister Wang and quickly said soft words.
“You just chased away two cobblers.” Wang Shilang’s face became even darker.
"Yes, yes, I'm going to drive away two cobblers. Sir, can you tell me about it? Maybe I, a cobbler, can come up with a good idea. Anyway, I can't think of it now. I'll treat it as a dead horse. The living horse was healed.”
Mrs. Wang walked up behind Mr. Wang, stretched out her fat hand to squeeze Mr. Wang's shoulders, and spoke softly.
“Hmph.”
Wang Shilang snorted, maybe it was the fat wife’s soft words that made him feel better. Although he snorted, he still started talking.
“It’s not Zhu Ping’an who actually accomplished the great feat of annihilating 40,000 Japanese, capturing a Japanese chieftain, and destroying more than 100 captured Japanese ships. You are not an outsider, and I won’t hide this from you. The person named Zhu offended Mr. Yan Ge, and Mr. Yan Xiaoge specifically told him that he must be suppressed hard when awarding the reward. "
Wang Shilang said.
"That's not easy. Why don't we just lower his reward, give him a vain reputation, or reward him with some gold and silver to make up for it."
Mrs. Wang came up with the idea nonchalantly. .
"If it were so simple, I would still have to worry about it for so many days. Look at my hair falling out. Let me tell you, this guy named Zhu was so lucky that he fell into the eyes of the Holy One. The Holy One still treated him. I'm quite optimistic. Let me wait for the reward plan to be discussed within ten days. If the reward plan severely suppresses Zhu Ping'an, the emperor will probably not be able to pass it, and he will be in trouble by then. Those of us who discuss the reward plan are the ones who have to deal with it."
"However, if Zhu Ping'an's achievements are not respected, Mr. Yan Ge and Mr. Yan Xiaoge will not be able to pass the test."
" If you offend Mr. Yan Ge and Mr. Yan Xiaoge, let alone me, even my father-in-law will be implicated and will not be able to stand in the court. "
"I can't suppress it, I can't suppress it, I'm worried about being a husband to death."
Wang Shilang couldn't stop as soon as he opened his mouth. It was a rare opportunity to pour out his bitterness, so he poured out his bitterness again and again.
"It won't work if you press it, or if you don't press it. This is going to be difficult." Mrs. Wang said with a troubled face.
“Nonsense, if it’s not difficult, how can I worry about it for so many days?” Wang Shilang rolled his eyes and said.
“Since ancient times, rewards have come and gone, and they are nothing more than promotion, getting rich, and being a woman.” Mrs. Wang said with her fingers, “Mr. Yan Ge and Mr. Yan Xiaoge are the ones who give the most rewards, so promotion will definitely require "Come on, now all that's left is getting rich and having a woman. Can you give him more money and get a woman?" Mrs. Wang said.
"You think the imperial court is a brothel, and you still send women?!" Wang Shilang was speechless. (End of this chapter)