Chapter 1985 Self-Happiness
Zhu Ping'an took a boat down the river to Shaoxing. The Japanese pirates who were exploring forests in Songjiang Prefecture lit piles of bonfires and set up fat pigs. The fat was dripping on them. On the fire, they started their carnival.
Not waiting for the pork to be roasted, the Japanese pirates who couldn't wait used their knives to cut off pieces of pork. They stuffed it with grinning Hu Zhihai, and poured bowls of white wine into their stomachs like cold white wine, along with the barbecue. inside.
Hundreds of captive women were ravaged by the drunken Japanese pirates. They sat in admiration and cried to the earth, which was a tragedy in the world.
"This is life, this is the enjoyment of a real man." The newly joined Japanese pirates were extremely excited in this unobstructed meeting, eating meat with big mouthfuls, drinking from big bowls, and I had long since It’s time to join the Japanese pirates.
Xu Hai and Maye sat opposite each other. What was on their table was not barbecue, but plates of wine and food. Two Japanese girls were kneeling beside them, serving tea and wine to the two of them.
"Zhao sent a tip that Zhu Ping'an has gone to Shaoxing to take office!" Maye took a sip of wine and cursed bitterly, "This bastard who killed a thousand swords stepped on us to get the position. , became a high official in the border area!”
“Jiaxing is in Zhejiang, and there is a person named Zhao who serves as an internal correspondent. If we plan carefully, Zhu Pingan will die without a burial place!”
Hearing Zhu Pingan’s name, Xu Hai gritted his teeth with hatred, wishing that Zhu Pingan’s meat was being roasted on the fire now! , He must not have used a knife, he tore it off bit by bit and chewed it without leaving any bones or dregs.
"Brother Xu, do you think this will work? Let Zhao find an opportunity to invite Zhu Pingan into Jiaxing Mansion. Let's beat the dog behind closed doors. Ten thousand Zhu Pingan won't be enough to kill him." Maye Picking up a glass of wine, he thought of a cruel plan and hurriedly suggested it to Xu Hai.
Xu Hai's eyebrows moved, obviously interested, but he quickly shook his head, "Zhu Pingan is full of tricks. The person named Zhao is not his opponent. If he invites Zhu Pingan to Jiaxing, it may be counterproductive and arouse Zhu Pingan's suspicion. To scare the snake away; moreover, the little thief Zhu Pingan is very careful in his work. Even if he enters Jiaxing, he will probably bring the Zhejiang army to protect him; in addition, for Zhu Pingan alone, It would be a pity to expose Zhao Chong as an internal agent. Zhao Chong can continuously play a greater role. He is worth a city at the very least. If Zhao Chong is really used to deal with Zhu Ping'an, at least it will be done while earning a city. "
Maye put the wine glass down hard, her chest heaved violently, and she suppressed her anger and said, "That's not too cheap Zhu Ping Damn this thief who killed a thousand swords! He stepped on the corpses of 40,000 of our brothers to ascend to the throne of governor!"
"These days, when I lie in bed at night and close my eyes, I am Suzhou. Until now, I can’t eat barbecue because when I smell barbecue, I think of the sea of fire in Suzhou and the people who were roasted alive in the sea of fire. Brother! So many brothers were roasted to death by Zhu Pingan! They taste exactly the same as now!"
"If I don't kill Zhu Pingan, I won't be able to eat or sleep. I'll feel sorry for those who died tragically! Brother!"
Maye became more and more angry as she spoke, and finally couldn't help but hit the table hard, biting her lip until it bled.
"Brother Ma, I hate that little thief more than you do. I can't wait to sleep on his skin, eat his flesh, and drink his blood right now!"
Xu Hai gritted his teeth in empathy.
"Then we will just watch that little thief become a big official, ride a big horse, and show off his power!" Maye gritted her teeth.
“Of course not!” Xu Hai shook his head, and then said sadly, “Just let him be proud for two days. After two days, the Matsuura family governor will send a group of more than a thousand Japanese pirates over. Among them were the ninjas from the Matsuura family. I stayed in Japan for a while. Time, knowing that all of these ninjas are masters of assassination! When they arrive, I will persuade them to send a few ninjas to assassinate Zhu Pingan!"
"Is it possible? The little thief Zhu Pingan has minions everywhere. "Suihu" Maye doesn't have much confidence in Japanese ninjas.
"You have never seen ninjas, so you don't know how powerful they are. They are different from the assassins here. They are not the kind of head-on assassinations. These ninjas are proficient in various assassination methods, such as hidden arrows and flying needles, poisoning, and arson. , are their specialty, they are also used to dressing up, often dressing up as various people, beggars, monks, fools, jugglers, servants, blending into the crowd, concealing their identity, using various Unexpected They will get close to the target person, and then take advantage of the person's unpreparedness to strike out in the most unexpected way and kill him with one blow. Of course, they will also sneak around at night and kill the target person with one blow while he is sleeping."
"Don't worry, Brother Ma. Many princes and generals in Japan have died at the hands of ninjas, and Zhu Ping'an is no exception!"
Xu Hai told Maye about the methods of Japanese ninjas, and firmly believed that the ninjas of the Matsuura family could assassinate him. Zhu Pingan.
"Okay, then wait for the Matsuura family to arrive!" Maye nodded vigorously.
Due to the great success of Xu Hai's Jiaxing strategy, Maye was full of confidence in it and looked forward to the ninja that Xu Hai praised highly.
"When the ninjas of the Matsuura family assassinate Zhu Pingan, they must make Zhu Pingan's head into a urinal! Urine and drown it day and night."
Maye said through gritted teeth, thinking of turning Zhu Pingan's head into a urinal! The scene where the head was made into a urinal made me unable to control the corners of my mouth.
"Haha, I heard that Zhu Pingan's wife is one of the few in the world, and she is as beautiful as the emperor's second princess. When Zhu Pingan dies, we will find a way to get her, and the husband owes his wife. To repay, we have to collect the interest properly."
Xu Hai thought of the rumors circulating in the countryside that Zhu Ping'an's wife was beautiful, and couldn't help but think about it.
"Hahahaha, husband's debt must be paid by his wife, Brother Xu is so right. When the time comes, Brother Xu will collect the interest first, and I will collect it later. Oh, by the way, I heard that Zhu Pingan some time ago He also took a concubine into his house, and paid off his husband's debt, hahahaha." Maye also began to think about it, and her whole face turned red with excitement.
Hahahaha
Xu Hai and Maye, who were drunk with wine, couldn't help but look at each other and burst out laughing.
The Japanese pirates in the field saw the two Japanese chiefs Xu Hai and Maye laughing, and they also laughed together, and the laughter was loud for a while.
"My sons, eat and drink well. When the Japanese pirates arrive, we will go out and exercise our hands and feet. We will buy gold, silver and jewelry, big fish and meat, and fair-skinned and beautiful women with thin waists and big hips. , are waiting for us."
Xu Hai took the opportunity to encourage.
"Gold and silver jewelry, big fish and meat, fair-skinned and beautiful women with thin waists and big butts." When the Japanese pirates heard this, they couldn't help but get excited and shouted, "Wait, wait, wait." Stay with us, we'll be here soon." (End of Chapter)