Chapter 2040 Big Red Sedan Chair
Snowflakes in the sky are still falling, the weather is wet and cold, and the Japanese pirates who are rushing in Jiashan County shrink their hands and feet from the cold, but their hearts are hot, because the leader Ma Ye said, Today they let go of burning, killing, and looting, and they can cause harm to all the young girls and wives. Don’t forget to kill the people who cause harm.
"It's cold now, but when I think about it, I can put my hand into my little wife's vagina to warm it up, and my heart feels so warm."
"Shit, my heart feels so warm, Erdan, I think you’re feeling itchy.”
“Hahahaha.”
On the march, the Japanese pirates were in disarray, talking inhumane and obscene words, laughing and joking, and their morale was high.
Five miles ahead on the Japanese pirates' march, Zhu Pingan stood on a high ground and looked across.
Within sight, a black and red pillar of luck soared into the sky from about five miles ahead and kept moving towards our side.
"The Japanese pirates are about to arrive. Be prepared and wait for my next order." Zhu Ping'an noticed the murderous intent of the Japanese pirates and the pillars of luck rolling in from the bloody disaster. Based on his experience, he estimated the distance to the Japanese pirates and responded to his subordinates in advance. Zhejiang Army ordered.
"Yes." Gu Dao responded from below.
These Zhejiang troops did not wear cotton-padded military uniforms, but instead wore festive clothes with red ribbons tied around their bodies. Some were carrying baskets tied with red ropes, and the baskets were full; some were pushing wheelbarrows, more than a dozen of them, loaded with chickens, ducks, geese, silks, candlesticks, jewelry boxes, mirrors, scissors, embroidery, etc.; There were more than ten horse-drawn carriages, which were loaded with brand-new quilts, mattresses, pillows, tables and chairs and other dazzling dowries.
Of course, the big red sedan chair with four lifts is indispensable.
Behind the big red sedan chair were many people holding gongs and drums, as well as several matchmakers with heavy makeup and exaggerated costumes
At first glance, it looked like a wealthy family was sending off their daughters for marriage.
On the slopes on both sides of the valley road, there are more Zhejiang troops hiding in the tunnels on the slopes, camouflaged with withered grass branches. A thin layer of snow fell on the withered grass branches, and they seemed to blend in with the surrounding environment. As one, even if you don't look carefully at a close distance, it is difficult to see through their disguise.
They kept loaded blunderbuss on hand, and in addition to the bayonets produced by the equipment battalion, they also placed two spare blunderbuss tubes to maintain firepower.
In addition to the fire blunderbuss, there are also more than a dozen squatting tiger cannons covered with withered grass branches. In addition to ammunition, there are also spare sub-barrels placed on the side of the cannon body to maintain firepower.
This valley road is the only way from Jiashan County to Dongshan Village and Shangpo Village. Japanese pirates who want to take revenge on Dongshan Village and Shangpo Village will inevitably pass through this road.
After about a cup of tea, Zhu Pingan visually observed that the Japanese pirates were still more than three miles away from here, and ordered again, "The person pretending to be married, retreated half a mile and started playing. When you reach this valley, set off some firecrackers, eat some refreshments, and pretend to take a break.”
“Yes.”
The Zhejiang army who was pretending to be giving a wedding moved in response, carrying a big red sedan chair, pushing a wheelbarrow, carrying a load, and driving the carriage to turn back and start.
Soon, the camouflaged Zhejiang troops who had retreated half a mile began to beat gongs and drums, blow suonas, and set off firecrackers.
"Dong dong dong" the noisy gongs and drums.
"Boom, boom, boom" the festive sound of gongs.
"Didi du di na." Loud suona.
There were also crackling firecrackers and noisy laughter, and the festive atmosphere suddenly came out.
The Zhejiang army who was pretending to be giving a wedding was beating gongs and drums and setting off firecrackers as they walked. The gongs and drums were noisy and the firecrackers were blasting in unison, and the sound carried far away.
In the distance, more than two miles away, the Japanese pirates who were on their way, many with sharp ears vaguely heard the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums.
“What’s going on ahead? Why are there sounds of gongs, drums and firecrackers?”
“New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day have passed, why are there still people here? Are you setting off firecrackers at this time?”
"Is there a village holding a social festival? Or is there some happy event? I wonder if it's to get a wife or celebrate a birthday?"
The Japanese pirates guessed with interest.
"Hahaha, if they meet us, it will be unlucky for them. No matter what happy event it is for them, if they meet us, it will be our happy event."
"Hahaha, if they get a wife , let’s take turns being the groom, so that the bride can have thousands of dollars at once As a husband, you can’t kill her with your beauty. Haha, if she’s not beautiful enough, we’ll kill her!”
“Haha, that’s fine in the future. Don’t worry, today next year will be your death anniversary.”
"Hurry up, walk quickly, let's go to the front to see what's going on."
The Japanese pirates were all laughing and couldn't wait to go to the front to see who was playing the gongs and drums. What.
So, driven by curiosity, the Japanese pirates began to speed up, and the team became more and more scattered and disorderly.
After walking about half a mile, the sounds in front became louder, including the sound of gongs, drums, suonas, and firecrackers. All the Japanese pirates heard it.
“As soon as I heard the trumpet playing tune, I knew it was about marrying a wife and a daughter. Back then, I was a famous Tiezui suona player in our eight villages in ten miles and eighty miles, and I was very familiar with this festive tune. .”
"It's good to get a wife. Later, we brothers will take turns to be the grooms."
"Hahaha, okay, I'll be the groom, the groom."
The Japanese pirates got excited and their laughter flowed out. He quickened his pace, eager to taste the bride.
Regardless of whether there are real Japanese or fake Japanese, wherever there are good people, they are all profit-seeking, bullying teachers and ancestors, and shameless people. There are also many psychopaths who destroy a wedding, humiliate and kill the bride. Children are a great physical and mental enjoyment for them.
As the Japanese pirates accelerated their pace, the lively sounds in front became clearer and louder.
Gongs, drums, suonas, firecrackers, and the sounds of people laughing and congratulating came from the valley road ahead.
It was so wonderful to relax and warm up in front of the massacre village. The Japanese pirates screamed excitedly and rushed towards the valley road, "Kill, kill for me! Steal the bride! Be the groom!"
The movement of the Japanese pirates alarmed the "bridal procession" in the valley road, especially a young man playing the suona who was taking off his belt to drain water at the corner. The first thing he saw was The Japanese pirates who rushed over from a distance immediately seemed to be scared out of their minds. They threw away the suona in their hands. Without even having time to lift their pants, they turned around and ran towards the valley road, shouting, "Japanese pirates, the Japanese pirates are coming." , you guys, run quickly..."
Suddenly there was chaos in the valley, dowries and other things were lost all over the floor, and the wedding procession was in a mess like headless flies. .
When the Japanese pirates rushed to the valley road, what they saw was a chaotic and hurried wedding procession. The dowries were scattered all over the valley road, including gold, silver, jewelry, silk, and exquisite items. Furniture
The valley roads with so many dowries are almost blocked.
“Hahaha, I didn’t expect it to be from a wealthy merchant family. This order is enough for us to rob several villages.”
The Japanese pirates rushed into the valley road and saw everything thrown on the ground in the valley road. Everyone was excited about the dowry.
Especially when seeing the graceful back of the bride wearing a bright red wedding dress and a red hijab following the wedding procession as she fled deep into the valley, the Japanese pirates were even more excited, as if they had been pumped with blood. All boiling. (End of this chapter)