296. Chapter 294 The entangled contact with Elastigirl


Chapter 294 The entangled contact with Elastigirl

Stretching under your feet is a piece of green grass, like an endless green ocean. In the distance, the mountains are rolling and continuous. On the blue sky, white clouds are leisurely, and the cattle and sheep are munching the grass leisurely. Everything looks so beautiful.

"Damn!"

As soon as he entered the portal, Lange was immediately deeply attracted by the scenery in front of him. He was stunned and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Is this where Walter, who intends to destroy the universe, lives?"

The super couple looked equally astonished, their eyes widening in disbelief.

Before setting foot here, they fully thought that Walter would be like the villains in the movies, filled with hatred due to childhood misfortune or the destruction of their homeland, intending to drag the entire universe into the abyss of destruction.

However, the scene in front of them was very different from their expectations. Walter's hometown was even more beautiful than the earth, and there was no trace of the wars and corpses they imagined.

Mr. Incredible shook his head and sighed with emotion: "What kind of twisted psychology would make a person want to destroy such a beautiful world?"

He turned to the leader Lango and asked: "So, where is the specific location of that transmitting tower?"

After hearing this, Lange looked at this guy in shock. He came in for the first time like them, but this stupid guy actually thought he knew the location.

However, before he could speak, the Holy Lord, who was as tall as the reincarnation of an evil dragon, standing on two feet and with arms folded across his chest, was already pointing forward: "Did you see it? That is the Dark Tower, supporting the divine pillar at the center of the universe. No. If there is an accident, the transmitting tower should be nearby, and we should just head in that direction.”

Everyone looked in the direction pointed by the Holy Lord, and saw a long pillar standing in the distant sky. It was as black as ink and slightly curved. From where they were, it looked like a billowing black column. smoke.

However, this thing claims to support the universe, but its thickness is no different from an ordinary tower. Apart from its amazing length, there is nothing special about it.

"Shet, this thing is not as thick as Lango's, are you sure it can support the universe?"

At this moment, an obscene voice suddenly sounded.

Lango looked down and said in surprise: "Teddy? When did you come in?"

"Just when you peeked at Mrs. Adams' thigh."

Teddy joked, then spread his hands helplessly, "Brother, I know our team is getting stronger, but you have to pay attention to me as a veteran, right?"

".Sauri."

Lange shrugged, then picked up Teddy, put him on his shoulders, turned to everyone and said: "Let's fight quickly, just the few of us, don't separate, let's fly over together."< br>


As he spoke, Lango's body slowly rose, as if he would soar into the sky the next moment.

But suddenly, a whip-like arm stretched out from below, circled his waist dozens of times, and pulled him off!

Elastigirl retracted her arm and said helplessly: "You fly away, what should we do? We, as a couple, do not have the ability to fly."

"What? You can't even fly?"

Rango looked at the two people dressed as superheroes in surprise. It was understandable that Elastigirl couldn't fly. After all, her nickname already represented the woman's superpowers, but Mr. Incredible shouldn't be able to fly.

Facing his suspicious gaze, Mr. Incredible grinned sheepishly, rubbed the back of his head and said frankly: "Although I have super strength and super defense, I really can't fly, otherwise..."

Having said this, his eyes glanced back and forth on Lango, his intention self-evident.

After Lange understood, he immediately felt unhappy and said: "Hey, I came here to save the world, not to be a mount for you and your wife."

"Then what should we do?" Mr. Incredible turned his attention to the Holy Lord again.

As the great devil in ancient Eastern legends, the Holy Lord is also well-known in the Western world. His mastery of twelve kinds of superpowers that turn decay into magic is known to everyone. It should be easy for him to fly.

But facing the expectant looks of the couple, the Holy Master just snorted disdainfully: "Don't look at me. If you two can't do it, go back. You can't even fly, and you still have the nerve to call yourself Superman? Tsk!"

"You"

When Elastigirl heard this, she pointed her finger directly at the Holy Lord, ready to start the vixen-swearing mode.

Lange, with his quick eyesight and quick hands, quickly stopped her and made a compromise suggestion: "Let's do this, I will take Elastic Superwoman, and you, Holy Lord, will be in charge of Mr. Incredible. The Dark Tower is not far away, at our speed. , will arrive soon ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lange put his arms around the waist of Elastic Superwoman. With a crisp soprano, his figure soared into the sky like an arrow from a string and disappeared instantly.

The Holy Lord looked at Lange, who had left a series of sonic boom clouds in the sky, and swallowed back the words he was about to refuse.

Fake, is there something wrong with this kid's brain?

Since you are willing to bring people, you can just bring two of them, but now it is a lose-lose situation for each person to bring one!

The Holy Master secretly cursed a few words in his heart, then looked down at Mr. Incredible, who was staring blankly at him, rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: "Hold on to my claws, I am not responsible for falling."


"Don't worry, hugging thighs is my specialty." Mr. Incredible immediately opened his arms and hugged the Holy Lord's legs tightly.

The next moment, with a deafening dragon roar, the Holy Lord's figure transformed into a thousand-meter-long golden dragon, piercing the clouds and fog, and galloping towards the Dark Tower in the distance.

And in front, Lango, who he thought was a lose-lose situation, was facing Xiangyan's troubles at the moment.

"Um, Ms. Elasticity, are you sure you want to keep this posture?"

"Why, didn't you take the initiative to take me flying?"

"But I."

Lango looked down and saw that Elastigirl's body had stretched to an incredible extent, wrapping tightly around him like a python.

"What, Ms. Elasticity, can you move up a little?"

"Hmm?"

Elastigirl was about to ask the reason when she suddenly felt a missile-like hard thing poking her chest. After being stunned for a moment, she coughed awkwardly, pretended not to hear, and continued to look away as if nothing had happened.

"Call"

Lango took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

Damn it, he never touches a married woman!

In this way, Lange sat a cat and a bear on his left and right shoulders, with a "python" wrapped around his body, and began his adventure into the middle world.

(Elastigirl, from the animated film "The Incredibles")

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After an unknown amount of time, when Lango's body was slightly numb from the long flight, they finally saw a small tower about several hundred meters high in the air as they approached the dark tower.

In addition to the fact that there is only one building nearby, this thing is most likely the transmitting tower they were looking for before.

boom--!

Lango immediately landed with a superhero-like strike, shaking the ground and sending dust flying.

At this time, Elastic Superwoman, who had been tightly wrapped around his body, slowly returned her body to its original shape. Compared with when she started, her cheeks were slightly redder, and some moist water stains were faintly visible on the red and black tight-fitting leather clothes. Lange asked with concern: "Are you okay? You flew too fast just now, and I didn't have time to ask if your body can bear it."

Elastigirl glared at Lango, calmly pulled the tight leather pants around her thighs to the side, and replied calmly: "Don't underestimate my physical strength, it's just supersonic flight, it doesn't count. What.”

Rango smiled noncommittally. The strength of this Elastic Superwoman is somewhat similar to Luffy in "One Piece", but what's better than Luffy is that Super Girl can extend or expand any part of her body indefinitely, and is extremely elastic. , even if the bullet hits, it will be bounced away.

Hmm. He just felt it a little bit on the way, and it was indeed amazingly elastic.

Because the Holy Lord and Mr. Incredible had not arrived yet, in order to prevent accidents from happening, they did not rush into the launch tower, but chose a flat place to sit down and rest.

The giant black tower looked close, but Lange flew at supersonic speed for a long time without stopping before arriving. In addition, there was a beautiful python wrapped around him, so even Lange felt it was time to take a rest before setting off.

So, a few people sat outside the launch tower, enjoying the drinks and food stored in the Youmi Magic Book, and began to take a short rest.

Although Lange didn't want to get too close to a woman with a family, his inner desire was hard to suppress. While chatting with Elastigirl, the conversation gradually went off track.

But looking at this woman's expression, she seems to enjoy the feeling of being pursued by a powerful man.

Not long after, when the Holy Lord and the others flew into the sky, Mr. Superpower saw Rango and the others below, and immediately released his grip on the Holy Lord's paw, and flexibly rolled hundreds of times in the air, preparing to make a handsome move. The posture landed.

But before he hit the ground, he heard Lange and his wife talking and laughing.

"Not long ago, when I defeated Satan in hell, that guy begged me to spare his life before he died. As for me, I asked him to tell me a joke. If I could laugh, I would let him live a few more years. ”

"Really?" Elastigirl opened her mouth in surprise, "Satan can tell jokes?"

"Of course, and the level is not bad."

Lange pretended to recall the sermon and said: "He asked me a question, asking what is the difference between hunger and thirst?"

"What is it?" Supergirl's eyes widened, as if she was very interested in the joke.

Lange shrugged and whispered into her ear: "The difference is where you put the cucumber into your body."

".Pfft, hahaha."

Elastigirl, who was dumbfounded just a second ago, suddenly burst into laughter, patting Rango's shoulder gently with her hand while laughing.

"This joke is too much."

"Yeah, I thought so too, so I killed Satan without any special reason. I just wanted to save the world."

"Wow. I have to admit, Rango, you are the most righteous man I have ever seen."

Lange smiled indifferently, and when he was about to brag about his other deeds, he suddenly felt that the face of the superwoman next to him was getting closer and closer to him.

"This"

Lango struggled internally for a few tenths of a second, but finally sighed and decisively pressed his face against hers.

Fortunately, just when he was about to make a mistake, Mr. Incredible's voice sounded behind him.

"Wife, you guys."

Elastigirl immediately jumped up like a spring and quickly distanced herself from Rango.

Before Mr. Incredible could speak, she frowned and asked, "Why didn't you come here until now? We have been waiting for you for almost half an hour!"

"I"

Mr. Incredible originally wanted to ask her why she was so close to a strange man, but seeing his wife's angry look, he could only smile awkwardly and comfort her.

After witnessing all this, Lange, who was still a little self-blame, raised his eyebrows slightly.

He hates the idea of ​​an honest man being PUAed by a bad woman. Besides, everyone is of the "super" generation, so it seems he has to find a way to help Mr. Incredible.

While the couple was still chattering, the Holy Lord in the sky had transformed into a beastman form again and landed steadily on the ground.

He glanced at Mr. Incredible and his wife with contempt, then turned to Lange and said in a loud voice: "Have you gone in to take a look?"

"No, I'm waiting for you, let's go together." Lango waved his hand, ignored the two people who were still arguing over there, and walked straight towards the transmitting tower ahead.

It is worth mentioning that the Holy Lord has mentioned before that the man in a suit named Walter collects children with strong spiritual energy from all over the universe, aiming to use them as energy for the transmission tower to emit destructive light waves to destroy the Dark Tower. .

But now that he arrived, Lange found that there wasn't even a guard around.

It's such a big project, but the construction site is so sloppy.

Several people quickly came to the launch tower while chatting. This tower is like a huge stone, with no gaps in the wall and no windows. There is only a black round wrench standing upward on a portal-like wall.

Judging from this posture, just pulling the wrench should open the door of the launch tower.

The Holy Lord, who was walking at the front, looked like a big boss. Without saying a word, he grabbed the wrench and prepared to pull it off at will.

However, the next second, his expression changed slightly and he frowned tightly.

Under the gaze of the others, the Holy Master, who originally seemed casual and indifferent, suddenly had muscles bulging up while holding the wrench, apparently pulling it down hard.

However, no matter how hard he tried, the wrench would not move.

"How about I do it."

Mr. Incredible finally caught an opportunity to show off his strength and quickly volunteered: "I have extraordinary strength that can lift an aircraft carrier. As long as it is related to strength, you can leave it to me."


When the Holy Master saw this, although he was a little embarrassed, he still took the initiative to give up his position.

But then, to everyone's expectation, even though Mr. Incredible tried his best, using both hands and feet, and his face was red from holding back, the wrench still didn't move at all.

Later, Rango and Elastigirl also tried one after another, but the results were the same, unable to shake the wrench at all.

Especially Elastigirl, after she found that she couldn't pull the wrench, she actually spit on the top of the round handle and rubbed it up and down a few times to lubricate it, but it still had no effect.

Just when Lange was considering whether to send a nuclear explosion directly and level the place directly, the door suddenly opened slowly from the inside.

Along with the rumble of the stone door, a slender arm reached out first, with a black umbrella tattooed on the wrist.

(End of chapter)

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