Chapter 185 Mutated stinky mud? Green? Could it be that...otherwise, let’s prepare a case! (Please order
"Who just said this thing looks like a capitalist?"
Ye Yinchuan couldn't help laughing.
This gentleman's top hat and charming moustache are indeed too sexy.
A monocle would be perfect.
The most outrageous thing is the actions of these Pokémon.
If you look carefully, you will find that the "Galar" double bomb gas is located in the middle.
The broken bags and gas bombs all stepped forward one by one in order and spit out gas balls containing poisonous energy.
Jalal flicked the gas twice, opened his mouth and sucked in the gas ball.
Then he made a threatening sound in front of him.
Ye Yinchuan used [Listening Heart] to confirm the situation and was very surprised.
"Host, anchor, you said this is double bomb gas, but it is not an ordinary double bomb gas... What is it, what is it doing, what is it doing?"
The person on the line looked confused.
"Can't you see it yet? This is double bomb gas, capitalist form!"
Ye Yinchuan sighed slightly.
"Huh?"
[Not a buddy, are you really a capitalist? 】
[666, are there capitalists in Pokémon? 】
Not only were the people online confused, but the viewers in the live broadcast room were also confused.
"Just kidding, this is actually a variation of Double Bomb Gas. Although it is a poison gas Pokémon, in fact, they can absorb polluted air and toxins, and then spit out fresh air from the top of their heads."
Ye Yinchuan explained.
"Doesn't that mean that this Pokémon can, to some extent, purify the air? A serious problem in our garbage dump is that the toxic gases produced by the fermentation of garbage will pollute the air.
If we could make good use of this mutated double-bomb gas, wouldn't we be able to achieve zero pollution emissions? ”
The connection person's eyes lit up, as if he was thinking of his upcoming achievements.
Of course, it's not really for air purification and environmental protection, but for your own garbage dump to meet all aspects of review indicators.
At the same time, he also thought that if this mutated double-bomb gas could be utilized, multiplied in large quantities, and put into use on a large scale...
Didn’t he make a lot of money?
Hearing the caller's tone, Ye Yinchuan could probably guess what he was thinking.
And you, my friend, you are the real capitalist!
"Theoretically, this is the case, but there are too many uncontrollable factors. The poisonous gas around the body of this mutated double-bomb gas has a higher concentration and higher toxicity. Even if you inhale a little bit, it will paralyze the whole body. , unable to move. It's a bit like a neurotoxin. In severe cases, it can directly lead to death.
Moreover, this kind of mutation is not stable, and it is difficult to achieve mass reproduction and mass production. ”
Ye Yinchuan's implication is that you should give up on this idea.
This double bomb gas, except in the form of Galar.
For Ye Yinchuan, there is another point worth noting, and that is its panel.
[Poison Gas Pokémon: Double Bomb Gas]
【Level: 38】
[Attributes: Poison, Fairy]
【Gender: Male】
[Race value: A level (490)]
[Individual value: A level (168)]
[Characteristics: chemical change gas]
【Character: Steady】
[Evolution Route: Gas Bomb-Double Bomb Gas]
[Skills: Two hits, magical steam, clear fog, hot wind, aromatic mist, poisonous gas, impact, turbid fog, black mist, smoke screen, clearing smoke, malicious pursuit, sludge attack, fairy wind, self-destruction, Sludge Bomb】
【Status: Comfortable】
[Trait: Capitalist]
[When this Pokémon was still a gas bomb, it saw the exploitation of workers by human capitalists and learned certain rules from it.
Later it evolved into a double-bomb gas, which had an even stronger need for toxins. It controlled the nearby broken bags and gas bombs, driving them to work for itself. In the garbage dump, it collected more toxins and poisonous gas and handed them over to it.
Therefore, this Pokémon has the ability to dominate and exploit other weak and poison-type Pokémon, and its level will increase very quickly. 】
When he first saw the characteristics column, Ye Yinchuan thought he had made a mistake.
Look carefully, his expression is also subtle and wonderful.
After holding it back for a long time, I finally said, this is double bomb gas, capitalist form.
Such characteristics are indeed outrageous.
But if you think about it carefully, Pokémon does have the ability to learn and imitate.
This is often used when guiding Pokémon to use moves that they have mastered but are unconscious of.
Take a recent example, when Ye Yinchuan guided the little Kirby to use "cold water".
Therefore, it is not completely unreasonable for gas bombs to imitate capitalists.
The main reason may be that this gas bomb has the gene of Galar form, which means that after evolution, it will have fairy attributes.
Although it is also outrageous.
But the goblin... I feel like he is relatively smart, and he has learned the tricks of the capitalists through his ears and eyes, which is reasonable, right?
When Ye Yinchuan told the truth that "this double-bomb gas bomb is exploiting broken bags and gas bombs" and explained the principle a little bit.
The barrage in the live broadcast room surged again.
【666, I thought you were joking, are you serious? 】
[Is this really a capitalist form? 】
【How ironic! It turns out to be a capitalist Pokémon raised by a capitalist! 】
"..."
The people on the line are not fools. If they know the live broadcast connection, they can naturally understand what these barrages are saying.
It's just that he was pretending to be stupid from beginning to end.
Everyone knows that in China, capitalist is not a very positive word.
They generally call themselves entrepreneurs.
Having said that.
Something weird about the junkyard.
For example, broken bags and gas bombs reproduce rapidly and increase in number; for example, these Pokémon appear in the garbage dump day and night, disrupting normal work.
The reasons for this have been clarified so far.
It is because of the emergence of such a capitalist double-bomb gas.
Yes, the rapid proliferation of broken bags and gas bombs was also caused by this double-bomb gas bomb.
When Ye Yinchuan just listened to his heart, he also heard it.
Shuangbang Gasi said that if you can't deliver a sufficient amount of poisonous gas every day, it's okay to breed offspring so that they can share the pressure.
This is too capitalist.
After all, without population, there would be no labor force. Without labor force, who would be exploited?
As for why he appears in the garbage dump at all times to look for food, it is nothing more than being exploited. Not only does the toxins he absorbs not enough for food and clothing, but he also has to be supplied with double-bomb gas.
Is this a goblin? This is simply devilish!
"So anchor, do I have a chance to conquer this mutated double-bomb gas? Even if it doesn't reproduce, can it create...fresh air if placed in our garbage dump?"
[You want to say, create benefits, right? 】
[If this guy is subdued, capitalist trainers, plus capitalist Pokémon, I dare not imagine what this garbage dump will become...]
[Humans exploit humans, Pokémon exploit Pokémon, right? Okay, okay... I always feel that the street lights are empty and lack some decoration! 】
Ye Yinchuan shook his head:
"Forget it. Although your two bodyguards are good, this double-bomb gas bomb is almost level 40. There are so many broken bags and gas bombs for it to use. You are no match. The key is these two pairs of gas bombs. I asked you if I was afraid that the bomb would blow up with you in a hurry.”
When the person on the line heard this, his expression changed:
"Then I..."
"It's very simple, just report to the Elf Center?"
Ye Yinchuan said that professional matters should be handled by professional people.
Although he had some confidence to help get rid of this double bomb gas, why did he do this?
Let this "junkyard manager" exploit his employees better?
What's more, the level 38 double bomb gas has a self-destructing move. What if it really overturns?
There was no way he could wade through this muddy water.
"..."
The person on the line was hesitant to speak. If other people encountered this kind of Pokémon, wouldn't the anchor help to tame it? Why did his painting style change when he got here?
"Anchor, I can give you ten master balls, as long as you can help me..."
The contact person thought of something and showed an "I understand" expression.
But Ye Yinchuan waved his hand:
"This is not a problem with the Master Ball. I don't understand the gas in this pair of bombs. Go to the Elf Center! There is so much gas here. It will be a bit unexpected when the time comes, or if you encounter an open flame... your garbage dump will be Finished! ”
According to the usual practice, if the elf center intervenes in this matter, this double bomb gas will definitely be controlled by the elf center, and it will have nothing to do with the contact person.
The person on the line must have thought of this and wanted to keep the double bomb gas.
[It’s okay, I’ve already registered you at the Elf Center. Uncle Hat will be here soon. You’re welcome! 】
Looking at this barrage, Ye Yinchuan knew that he didn't have to worry about it because netizens were too enthusiastic.
"That's it, don't mess around, wait until the elf center arrives."
Ye Yinchuan gave two more reminders and ended the connection.
Seeing that the other party didn't even send a gift, Ye Yinchuan didn't pay much attention.
A person who exploits employees in every possible way, when you have no use for him, do you expect him to take the initiative to give you benefits?
"Without further ado, family members, do you want to invite the next dream catcher or identify the Pokémon?"
@女星鲁比:
[Anchor, I have a special smelly mud here. I want you to identify it, can you? 】
Looking at this barrage, Ye Yinchuan raised his eyebrows.
Special smelly mud?
You're not going to give yourself the entire Alola form again, are you?
Ye Yinchuan has finally figured out the rules.
During the live broadcast, many of the so-called "mutated" or "special" Pokémon I encountered were most likely the regional forms in the original Pokémon settings.
In fact, that’s right, because the regional shape itself is an adaptive variation.
It seems that there is an indissoluble bond with the poison-type Pokémon today.
He asked:
"How special?"
@女星鲁比:
[It just doesn’t stink, not at all, but it emits a pungent odor when eating. It is smaller and smoother, and its color is different from ordinary stinky mud...]
Looking at the other party's description, Ye Yinchuan was also looking for possibilities to adapt to it.
"It doesn't stink, the color is different... could it be Alola stinky mud? But the size of Alola stinky mud is unreasonably small, right?"
Just when Ye Yinchuan was thinking this, he heard the other party say:
"Its color is green."
green?
Ye Yinchuan just wanted to get rid of the stinky mud of Alola, but when the green color came out, didn't it correspond to it?
It’s impossible to remember wrongly, Alola’s smelly mud is green.
Is it some unexpected characteristic?
[It seems that I still know too little about Pokémon in this world. Every time the host broadcasts in the live broadcast room, it opens my eyes. 】
[Even her! I’m also curious about the green smelly mud! 】
Ye Yinchuan nodded and chose to connect.
[Connection successful! 】
Following the prompt, a picture appeared in front of Ye Yinchuan's eyes, and the other party had already pointed the camera at that special "stinky mud".
[This... is indeed completely different from the smelly mud I imagined! 】
[No way, this is not smelly mud! How can there be stinky mud like this...】
[It’s a little cute. If it doesn’t smell bad, it’s a bit heart-warming. I feel like squeezing it will relieve stress! 】
Looking at this "stinky mud", Ye Yinchuan couldn't help but smile.
Well, he was overthinking it.
This is nothing like Alolan Mud. This is a completely different kind of Pokémon.
Even looking at their appearance, they are very different.
But it is estimated that not many people know this Pokémon, so they will associate it with mutated stinky mud.
"Anchor, tell me, is my stinky mud mutated? I think its mouth is very small, pouty, and very cute. Its hands also look like a mouth, and they are waxy balls."< br>
[Am I the only one who feels like three pairs of cat balls? 】
[The guy upstairs, I can’t bear to look at you when you say that! 】
"Cat balls? Ah!"
The female star Ruby didn't react at first, but after realizing what the netizen was saying, she couldn't help but turn pale.
She often touches and teases it with her hands.
[Did you insert the yellow feathers on your head yourself? 】
"No, this is part of its body. I tried to pull it out, but it resisted and failed."
Ye Yinchuan nodded, there was no need for additional confirmation:
"I already know what kind of Pokémon this is. Behind its butt, is there a black parallelogram and a small tail?"
"Yes, yes, how do you know? Anchor, you are really good! Wait, you mean, it's not smelly mud?"
Ye Yinchuan nodded:
"Of course it's not Stinky Mud. The name of this little guy is Solvore. Although it is also a poison-type Pokémon, it is not as dirty as Stinky Mud.
The reason why there is a pungent stench when eating is because their gastric juice is too acidic and will react violently with food to produce a pungent smell, just like concentrated sulfuric acid. ”
Ye Yinchuan admired the appearance of the Solvovore.
Coincidentally, this is also a soft Pokémon.
No wonder it is mistaken for smelly mud by people who don't know.
But it is not in the shape of mud, but in the shape of water droplets.
For most people, it is much cuter than smelly mud.
As long as you don't eat, there is no smell and you don't carry bacteria on your body!
"By the way, anchor, I want to ask. This child doesn't seem very smart. He doesn't understand some of the instructions I gave him. What's the reason?"
Faced with the older girl’s questions, Ye Yinchuan said:
"Remove the appearance, it is a very smart Pokémon, because most of its body is its stomach, and only a little bit of its head and heart are left."
"But, its stomach is very developed. It can eat things the same size as itself in one bite. Its gastric juice can dissolve almost anything..."
After hearing this, the girl seemed to realize something:
"Ah, why did one of the dumbbells at home suddenly disappear? It couldn't have been eaten by it!"
[Why does it feel a bit scary? Does that mean that if you put one hand in it, it will be dissolved soon? 】
[Alas, looking at the pouty little lips, I originally had some bold ideas! 】
【You upstairs...】
[Isn’t it a bit exaggerated? Its lips are so small. How big can its mouth open? 】
Seeing the last barrage, Ye Yinchuan shook his head and smiled bitterly:
"There's nothing we can do about you, big sister, show them what it's like for you, a molten-eating beast, to eat."
After hearing this, the contact person brought a big steamed bun and placed it in front of the melting beast.
Then the lens is aligned.
The next moment, the seemingly harmless Solvovore suddenly opened its mouth.
At this moment, it seems that even the body has been stretched, like a bloody mouth and a bottomless abyss...
The steamed bun enters the mouth like a mud cow entering the sea, just like the Wangzai little steamed bun.
The key is its powerful gastric juice secretion.
With a burst of corrosive sound and gas from concentrated sulfuric acid, the steamed bun instantly dissolved and disappeared!
【What the hell! So big? Go to hell! 】
[It’s quite scary, it feels like I could eat a baby in one meal! 】
[I'm sorry anchor, I shouldn't question you...]
Ye Yinchuan's eyelids were twitching wildly as he watched the Solvovore Beast doing its job.
Indeed, this thing feels quite dangerous.
"Sister, how about we prepare a case?"
"Huh? Filing? I thought such a small thing didn't need to be filed."
"Why don't you think about it carefully? Iron dumbbells can help you digest. Do you need to register?"
[Girl, listen to the anchor, you are not interested in raising a Pokémon! What if you feel hungry when you go to bed one day? I will come to your bedside and treat your head like a big steamed bun...】
[Upstairs, please stop talking, I'm scared... This is so scary, a puddle of blood...]
The 4K6 update is here, it’s too late! My head is heavy, that’s it for today, I can’t stand it anymore! 1W3 is owed temporarily! The plot of Alola's double bomb gas is over! The plot of the Melting Beast is basically over!
(End of chapter)