Chapter 17: Go to the street office for one dollar
“Second uncle, do you think it is illegal to curse people?”
With one sentence, I scattered the full belly of manuscripts in my bangs and almost gave up. Suffocated to death.
However, after hearing Yang Xiaotao's inquiry, Liu Haizhong started to think about it. No one had ever mentioned this question of whether swearing is illegal or not.
It would be better if it wasn’t illegal, haha, but what if it was?
Wouldn't that be...
Thinking of something, Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang who opened his mouth but couldn't make a sound.
In the past two days, while Mrs. Jia Zhang was scolding Yang Xiaotao, she also regretted that she was bald. If she hadn't been so quick-tongued, she wouldn't have had to sweep the streets.
However, in the final analysis it is Yang Xiaotao’s fault.
She has lived in the yard for twenty or thirty years, and she has never stopped cursing. It has long been a common occurrence, and even if she doesn't find someone for a day, she will feel uncomfortable and panic.
But no one has said anything about it, why is it that Yang Xiaotao is so indifferent and disrespectful when it comes to him?
What's wrong with those two sentences? I'm not just trying to eat your own flesh. I'm stingy and doomed to be a destitute person for the rest of my life.
Jia Zhang cursed in her heart, but did not dare to put it into words because many people around her were paying attention to this issue.
She suddenly realized that if swearing was against the law, over the years, she had been...
Looking at everyone's gaze, she shuddered and immediately looked at Liu Haizhong, begging him to give him a favor. The answer is not illegal.
Yang Xiaotao naturally knew that it was not illegal to curse people. At least in this era, there were no sound laws and no effective management laws.
If you get to the next generation, even if you are trolling on the Internet, you will be caught. One violation of the Public Security Administration Penalty Law and Regulations will be enough to make you squat for a few days.
However, Yang Xiaotao knew that he knew it, but he would not say it.
Especially because everyone in this courtyard is illiterate, and disputes all depend on the teachings of a few uncles. Otherwise, Xu Damao was beaten by a fool since he was a child. His nose and face were not bruised every time, but has he ever gone to the police?
In the final analysis, it is a lack of legal awareness.
That is to say, Yang Xiaotao, who came from later generations, had the consciousness of asking the police uncle for help.
And this kind of consciousness is a dimensionality-reducing blow to the beasts in the courtyard.
Start directly from the national law.
Aren’t you playing rogue with me? It's okay, we have laws.
Aren’t you going to hit someone? It's okay, we have laws.
Aren't you good at moral kidnapping? It's okay, I won't listen to you, and you can't do anything.
If you offend me, let’s go to the law and tell you.
Standing in front of the crowd, everyone turned their attention to Liu Haizhong at this moment.
In the past, such a highly anticipated scene would definitely make him give a long speech, letting the people in the courtyard know that he is the most suitable to be an official.
But now, pairs of eyes were staring at him, waiting for his answer.
However, he didn’t know whether it was illegal or not!
I felt a little dazed, and looked around awkwardly, only to find Mrs. Jia Zhang staring at him with red triangular eyes, which meant that I would bite you to death if you dared to say you were guilty.
Looking at the surrounding people again, their eyes were also full of desire.
Forget it, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
Liu Haizhong shouted to everyone, "I think it's okay to curse people for this kind of thing. He might not be breaking the law!"
Liu Haizhong said it without confidence, but it was clearly heard.
After saying this, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately laughed, but the people around her looked disappointed.
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? The second uncle said it is not against the law."
"Little beast, listen carefully, it is not against the law."
Yang Xiaotao looked She didn't even look at him, but stared at Liu Haizhong, "Second uncle, are you sure?"
"How is it possible? If it is, it is not, and if it is not, it is not. You will be legally responsible for misinterpreting the national laws like this."
Yang Xiaotao said with certainty, and he identified Liu Haizhong's attribute of legal illiteracy.
Liu Haizhong's body trembled, what should he say about this?
There were also comments from people around.
“Does the second uncle know?”
"So unsure, it seems like he doesn't know."
"Didn't the second uncle go to junior high school? Don't you know?"
"So what if you go to junior high school, Yang Xiaotao is still As for the high school students, he doesn’t even know, so the second uncle will know?”
The buzz of discussion was like a buzzing bee, making Liu Haizhong’s face uneasy.
In the crowd, Xu Damao shouted in a sharp voice, "As an uncle of the courtyard, he doesn't know the law. I think this uncle should stop sitting, so as not to be embarrassed."
Liu Haizhong looked at Xu Damao, trembling with anger.
Fortunately, he was not a waste. Looking at the third uncle Yan Fugui in the crowd, he immediately took the blame to share the pressure and said loudly, "Third uncle, the third uncle is a teacher, he must know about this!"
When the voice fell, the third uncle in the crowd felt numb and wanted to strangle his bangs to death.
Everyone looked over, and Yan Fugui had to stand up, adjust his glasses, and then said to the people around him like a dog, "This problem is not within the scope of my teaching."
"So, I don't know either."
Wow~~
Everyone was making a noise, and Jia Zhang breathed a sigh of relief again.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai, the oldest man in the crowd, secretly cursed the two idiots for not being able to get on the stage.
At this time, I can only act on my own.
Squeezing out the crowd, Yi Zhonghai walked up to the crowd.
"It's hard to say whether swearing is against the law, but swearing is definitely wrong."
"As builders of a new era, we must unite together, respect the old and love the young, be friendly to each other, and help each other."< br>
After the first man finished speaking, he winked at Jia Zhang, which meant that the matter should be finished quickly and everyone should go back to their respective homes.
However, in Jia Zhang’s opinion, it has another meaning.
That is, someone is supporting him.
Suddenly he became energetic, and regardless of Yi Zhonghai's warning eyes, he turned to point at Yang Xiaotao and scolded him.
"Little beast, do you hear that? You are a little beast that no one has raised, and you will die a good death."
"You..."
Bang.
Suddenly a kitchen knife was chopped on the ground, making Ms. Jia Zhang jump back.
Looking at the kitchen knife stuck on the ground, I was a little scared.
“Come on, scold me, say I’m a little beast, so my father is also a beast?”
“A hero who protects the country’s property is actually a beast in your eyes, I Look, you are endangering the country A saboteur of peace."
"It's not unfair at all to say you are an enemy agent!"
"Here comes someone, call someone from the street, I'll give him a dollar!" Falling down, there was silence all around.
A similar scene appeared again, and the target was still Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang's arms stopped in mid-air, and the words in her mouth could no longer come out. Her whole body was shaken by the word "enemy agent" again.
At this moment, a skinny kid in the crowd shouted loudly.
“Brother Yang, I’m going!”
But it was Wang Xiaohu from the Wang family in the middle courtyard, shouting and running out.
Looking at Wang Xiaohu who was about to run out of the yard, Yi Zhonghai reacted. In a hurry, he immediately shouted, "Don't go, stop!"
"Zhuzi, stop him quickly. !”
I saw Silly Zhu coming outside to watch the excitement, and immediately shouted.
Si Zhu was cooking for He Yuyu at home, and then he anxiously came over to watch the fun.
Not long after I heard Yang Xiaotao shouting for someone to go to the street office to call someone, I heard the voice of an old man and saw a child running over quickly.
Without thinking, he pulled his arms and picked up Wang Xiaohu.
"Little calf, your butt is on fire!"
Wang Xiaohu hung in the air, dancing and shouting, "Silly Zhu, let me go, let me go."
< br>"I'm going to the street office, one dollar, let me go!"
"What a dollar, please be honest with me."
Silly Zhu clamped it hard, and then a man ran out of the crowd, "Silly Zhu, put down my son."
Finished. , followed by two young men, it was Wang Xiaohu’s father Wang Dashan and his two brothers.
The Wang family is prosperous, with three boys and one girl, which is not too many in this era. It is the same in every household.
Wang Dashan works in a meat factory. Although his salary is less than 30 yuan a month, he often brings back some leftovers from the meat factory. The children at home are not hungry. On the contrary, they are still strong.
It's just that Wang Dashan is a human being, he doesn't bully others in the yard, and he doesn't get involved in the beasts' affairs on weekdays, so he doesn't show off, but the family is not easy to mess with.
Seeing this, Silly Zhu smiled quickly, "Brother Wang, why don't you yell at me!"
"You let my third child go first."
" Hey, hey, why don’t you go if I give you a piece?”
After saying that, Silly Zhu took out a crumpled note and put it in Wang Xiaohu’s hand.
Wang Xiaohu held the money and didn't know whether he should go or not.
Seeing Sha Zhu stopping Wang Xiaohu, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, then turned back and said to Yang Xiaotao seriously.
"How big of a problem do you have to ask the street to handle? Can't we three uncles still make the decision for you?"
Yang Xiaotao curled his lips, you three guys who sit crookedly have the nerve to say so.
“Young people should accept criticism and education with an open mind, and don’t get involved with enemy agents at every turn. Our courtyard has already lost face once. It’s the end of the year and we have to evaluate the advanced ones. What’s going on? This year’s What to do if you are advanced?”
After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, the surrounding residents nodded. After all, there are rewards for being advanced.
"Yes, Xiaotao, I'm not talking about you."
Seeing the turn of public opinion at this time, Liu Haizhong became active again, "Jia Zhang is considered your elder, let me say a few words to you Just listen.”
“Get out!”
Yang Xiaotao shouted at Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong with a red face, making them take a half step back unconsciously.
"What kind of elder, what kind of elder is she?"
"My surname is Yang, not Jia!"
"Also, you keep talking about elders, is that from your Liu Haizhong family? Or is it from your Liu Haizhong family?" Are you from Yi Zhonghai’s family?”
“It’s really ridiculous.”
“Is she worthy of being an elder?”
"Let me ask everyone, who wants to have another mother? Stand up and let me see!"
Yang Xiaotao was full of fire and shouted to the people around him, "Xu Damao, do you admit it?"
In the crowd, by Xu Damao Neck, "Yang Xiaotao, stop talking nonsense, I have a mother. Whoever wants this old godly woman wants it, I don't want it!"
"But give it to Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu will definitely be happy!"
< br>Xu Damao even yelled when he came.
"Thief Sun, I think you need to be dealt with."
After saying that, Silly Zhu ran over with his fists waving, Xu Damao ran away, and the two chased him in the yard.
Yang Xiaotao continued to point at several people, and everyone shook their heads.
Joke, who wants to have more than one mother on his head?
Yi Zhonghai's face twisted when he saw this. Yang Xiaotao said it was about multiple mothers, but wasn't it actually a matter of multiple elders?
If this continues, how will he, an elder, deal with himself? !
"This matter cannot continue, otherwise my prestige will be lost."
He stretched out his hand to signal Liu Haizhong. At this moment, Liu Haizhong was even more worried. If he loses this prestige, he will lose his prestige. How will you be so prestigious in the future?
“Ahem!”
Seeing Yi Zhonghai’s eyes, Liu Haizhong coughed to suppress the discussion, and then tried to smooth things over, “Okay, stop talking. ”
"This time, Mr. Jia and Zhang spoke carelessly. We are all from the same compound, and it is inevitable that we will have some stumblings with each other. Isn't this the job of our mediators?"
"Everyone has worked hard all day, and we are so tired." They are all hungry, Go back, go back."
Yi Zhonghai also waved, "It's gone, it's gone."
Yang Xiaotao had something to say, but saw that most of the people were gone, so he had no choice but to say. Write down this account and calculate it later.
Otherwise, you really think that you are in charge, and anyone can step on you?
Two uncles spoke and the crowd dispersed quickly.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong glanced at Yang Xiaotao and turned away.
At this time, Yang Xiaotao didn't care about Jia Zhang who was standing there, but called to Wang Xiaohu who was about to leave.
"Xiaohu, you did a good job, please be faster next time."
After saying that, he stuffed a dollar into his hand and turned around to go back to the house.
Wang Xiaohu looked at the two dollars in his hand, his eyes shining.
This is two yuan. The New Year’s money is not that much.
I heard there will be a next time.
Immediately shouted with a smile, "Brother Tao, I will definitely run over next time!"
After the words fell, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui both swayed in the distance.
(End of this chapter)