Chapter 156 My surname is not Shazhu
Zhongyuan, Shazhu’s family.
In front of the table, an old deaf lady sat in the main seat. The old lady, who was missing a front tooth, opened her mouth. The sound of haha entered the room and never stopped.
On the left and right are the first and third uncles, and below are the Jia Zhang family, Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu.
As for He Yuyu, he is now holding a kettle to add water to everyone's teacups.
"Zhu Zhu, you are such a filial child."
The deaf old lady heard that Sha Zhu was going on a blind date, so she walked over quickly without having to carry Sha Zhu on her back.
In the past two years, people have been getting married in the courtyard, but her heart has remained silent.
She looked anxious.
Look at the Jia family, one kid can leave, squeaking and screaming, the other one is still in the belly, and is about to come out this year, the pillar has not moved, and she is even more anxious. .
If I wait any longer, I don’t know if I will be able to hold my great-grandson before I close my eyes.
Now, Zhuzi is actually on a blind date, which really solves her worries.
"Old lady, Zhuzi grew up under the eyes of the big guys. He is kind-hearted and has a good heart."
Yi Zhonghai said loudly, not only could people in the room hear it, but also outside Passersby can also hear it.
“Keep your voice down, I can hear you, I can hear you.”
The deaf old lady laughed, and everyone in the room laughed too.
"I just hope that I can hold my great-grandson as soon as possible. This life will be worth it!"
"That will definitely work. I will get married this year. If it is quick, I will have my great-grandson next year." ?”
Yan Fugui joked on the side, making the deaf old lady even happier.
Si Zhu was also happy, as if there was an extra boy in the family, barking like BangGeng.
"When is this, why haven't you come yet?"
Jia Zhang listened for a while and asked, touching her belly.
I didn’t eat much in the morning, so I was just waiting for the pot to be cooked here.
"Yeah, what did the third aunt do? It's already noon, why haven't you come yet?"
Yan Fugui didn't even eat breakfast for this meal, and now he's working hard He drank tea, and He Yuyu, who was tired, had to come over and add water after a while.
Silly Zhu was also a little strange. It was always early in the blind date, so why didn't he see anyone at noon?
“I’ll go to the alley entrance to have a look.”
Si Zhu couldn’t sit still anymore and was about to get up and walk out.
"Well, sit here and I'll show you."
Yan Fugui took the initiative and went out to find out the news.
I just took the opportunity to go to the toilet.
With that said, Yan Fugui ran out. Seeing this, Shazhu could only continue to greet people for tea.
But there was a bit more anxiety on his face.
Yan Fugui hurriedly ran into the toilet. After getting wet, he put on his pants and walked out. He saw Xu Damao walking in.
“Hey, third uncle, have you eaten your lunch?”
Xu Damao smelled of alcohol and looked relaxed.
I felt proud that I ruined Yang Xiaotao's marriage in the morning, so I went to the tavern and ordered two dishes, which I have been eating till now.
Walk to the entrance of the alley and stop by to solve the problem.
"I said Xu Damao, you are killing me."
Yan Fugui looked unhappy, "Who is coming to eat here?"
After Xu Damao finished solving the problem, he put on his trousers and said happily, "Oh, I won't talk too much anymore, I'm too talkative."
"Third uncle, don't take it to heart."
Yan Fu Gui Tui pushed his hands, "Go, go, go, where did you go to drink again?"
"Xu Damao, you can do this. You still have money to drink. You really can live a good life relying on capitalists."
Yan Fugui looked a little envious. If his family Yan Jiecheng It would also be a lot easier for him to find a good in-law.
"Don't talk about that."
Speaking of Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao looked unhappy.
You obviously have so much money, but you don’t give a penny, and you still say it’s for their own good to avoid suspicion.
Xu Damao just wanted to slap her in the face and didn't dare to give it to her openly. Why couldn't he give her some secretly and privately?
The Lou family is so big that it is enough for him to spend a dime.
Pooh!
Stingy.
Xu Damao felt gloomy, his face solemn for a moment and then he looked at Yan Fugui, and they walked out together.
"Third uncle, this man has done something big today."
Yan Fugui was anxious to go to the alley entrance to see what was going on. He didn't want to talk to him like a drunkard, but he couldn't bear it. Xu Damao had long arms and would not let go even if he blocked his shoulders.
"Xu Damao, what good things have you done?"
"Hurry up, I'm still busy."
Xu Damao chuckled, lowered his voice and told what happened in the morning.
"How is it? Third uncle, are you doing this to vent your anger? Is it enjoyable?"
Xu Damao patted his chest. Anyway, he felt that the bad breath was coming out.
Thinking that Yang Xiaotao should be furious at home at this time, he couldn't help laughing.
“Third uncle, do you think Yang Xiaotao will be so anxious that he stamps his feet?”
“Haha, let me tell you, that girl is good-looking. A Lord who is fertile and willing to work. "
"If this is easier for Yang Xiaotao, he will not be able to suppress us in this courtyard from now on. Will we ever be able to stand up again?"
The more Xu Damao said, the more excited he became, and the more Yan Fugui listened. More shocked.
After Xu Damao finished speaking, Yan Fugui quickly interrupted, "Xu Damao, did you say that Third Aunt brought a girl here?"
"Yes, that girl looks like she is from the countryside."
"Originally a country girl He is worthy of Yang Xiaotao, but I just can’t understand him, why can he find a young girl?”
“Tai Tong Tai”
“You must be the third aunt this morning. Come with a girl?”
Xu Damao frowned, "Third uncle, although I, Xu Damao, have drunk a lot, I'm not ready to talk nonsense yet."
"It's broken!"
Yan Fugui pointed at Xu Damao, I hate that iron cannot become steel, mainly because I feel sorry for this meal and cannot finish it.
"You, you, you..."
It's a sure-fire plan, now it's better, not only will you lose the meal, but you will also lose a fortune.
Pay it off, pay it off.
Just when Yan Fugui was heartbroken, a little boy ran into the courtyard. The boy is the third aunt's youngest son, and this time he came to deliver the message at the behest of his mother.
The third aunt managed to stabilize the girl, but after this incident, the girl was unwilling to come and wanted to go back to the village.
The third aunt had no choice but to send her back in person and explain it to the girl’s family to avoid tarnishing her reputation.
The boy came to the middle courtyard and saw the room with the most people. He hurriedly walked in and asked.
"Uncle, do you know He Yuzhu?"
He Yuzhu, who was feeling depressed, suddenly became angry when the child called him uncle.
Is he that old? He is mature, does he understand?
Si Zhu stood up suddenly and was immediately frightened so that the little boy did not dare to speak.
"Zhu!"
Yi Zhonghai said quickly, and Jia Dongxu beside him also reached out to pull Shazhu.
“Whose child are you?”
The child was startled by Silly Zhu. He was so frightened that he forgot half of what he wanted to say, and then he stuttered.
“My mother, my mother asked me to come.”
"Look for He Yuzhu, tell him, tell him, tell him, that girl is not coming, tell him not to wait any longer."
"This is the lunch box!"
After saying that, the boy ran away. Dare to stay.
There was silence in the room.
The old deaf lady shook her hand and the water glass spilled over the table.
"Zhuzi, what did he say?"
"Not coming? Why! How could this happen?"
The deaf old lady felt her heart beating fast, her blood pressure rising, and her head feeling a little dizzy.
Jia Zhang on the side jumped up even more, "How could you not come? How will you eat if you don't come...Why didn't you tell me earlier, you bastard, you are such a bastard."
Yi Zhonghai I can't sit still anymore. Isn't this a joke?
Bang
The stool was kicked aside, Silly Zhu picked up the lunch box and threw it to the ground.
“I’m so easy to bully.”
“If you don’t explain her clearly now, I’ll beat her to death!”
The furious Silly Zhu doesn’t care about any man, woman, age or child. , respecting the old and loving the young, if you offend him, a good punch is inevitable.
Yi Zhonghai didn't say much and just let the fools do whatever they wanted. They were responsible for the matter.
Qin Huairu hugged the stick tightly and looked at the masculinity exuded by Silly Zhu, her eyes twinkling.
He Yuyu put down the kettle and picked up the tea that he had never drunk before. Although it was cold, it was sweet.
Silly Zhu, no matter what everyone thinks or thinks, today is a shame for the old man. How can he be prestigious in the yard if he doesn't regain his face?
As he stepped out of the threshold, he was bumped into by Yan Fugui who rushed in.
Oops
Yan Fugui sat on the ground and covered his head, while Sha Zhu took two steps back and rubbed his chest.
"Third uncle, you've got your ass up and don't look at the road."
Silly Zhu roared angrily, not caring who was right or wrong.
Yan Fugui got up, not caring about anything else, and said quickly, "Silly Zhu, your blind date can't come."
"I understand, you don't need to tell me."
Silly Zhu felt shameless and was about to go out to find someone to settle the score.
"Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet."
Seeing that Silhouette ignored him, Yan Fugui hurriedly said, "Don't you want to know why you didn't come?"
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Si Zhu stopped immediately when he reached the door and looked back.
"Yan Laoxi, do you know?"
Yan Fu didn't express his anger, but for the sake of his notebook and to find a reason for his miscalculation.
"Oh, of course I know."
Yan Fugui stood up, walked to the house and sat down.
Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady nearby both looked over and asked.
"Old Yan, what's going on?"
Si Zhu also came to his senses and hurried back to the house to see what Yan Fugui said.
Yi Zhonghai personally handed Yan Fugui a cup of water and asked him to speak quickly.
Yan Fugui didn't take it lightly and told him about meeting Xu Damao in the toilet.
Yang Xiaotao opened the lid of the pot, and the aroma of fish filled the room. The sight of red and orange fish made him appetizing.
There are palm-sized corn tortillas wrapped around the edge of the pot, which become fragrant and soft as the fish soup soaks them.
Yang Xiaotao picked up a pancake, broke a piece into pieces, dipped it in the rich fish soup, and bit it into his mouth.
“It’s delicious.”
After being narcissistic, Yang Xiaotao picked up the pancakes into a basin, put the fish out of the pot and put it on the plate, and was ready to eat.
Before I even took off my chopsticks, I heard screams outside the yard,
"I can't even settle down after eating!"
Yang Xiaotao found a bowl and filled it with a piece of fish, poured half a bowl of fish soup, took two pancakes and came to the yard, stretched out his hand and threw a corn pancake into Wangcai's In the bowl, I leaned on the doghouse and watched the "Battle of Two Idiots" that was going on.
Xu Damao felt aggrieved. Didn't he just come back to watch the excitement and appreciate Yang Xiaotao's embarrassment?
Why, as soon as I entered the middle courtyard, I saw Silly Zhu looking like his dead father, and more mad cows rushed over.
While rushing back, I shouted, "Si Mao, you grandson, if I don't beat you to death today, I will not be named Silly!"
When Xu Damao heard this, he was punched before he could laugh at his eyes. The experience gained from being beaten for many years made his body react instinctively, dodging the few punches from behind, and immediately started running in the yard.
Looking at the first and third uncles nearby, they were all watching the fun and didn’t care at all.
Is this still justified?
Xu Damao never imagined that Yan Fugui had sold him just by smoking a cigarette.
When Silly Zhu heard about Xu Damao, how could he think of anything else? This was obviously aimed at him.
They have been having trouble with Xu Damao for so many years, and both parties wish that the other would always be unlucky. This guy must have heard about his blind date and sabotaged it.
Si Zhu stood up immediately, ready to go out to find the turtle grandson.
As soon as he went out, he saw Xu Damao swaying into the hanging flower door. His arrogant and proud look directly made him lose his mind. His anger surged and he punched Xu Damao.
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