Chapter 159: Grandpa, let me go
“Humph! Just pay me a wife and forget about it.”
Silly Zhu said an angry word without thinking, and the surrounding area became silent for a moment. Then, there was a round of boos.
“Wow, Silly Zhu wants a wife!”
“Silly Zhu wants Xu Damao to compensate for his wife, doesn’t Xu Damao have one!”
"It turns out that Silly Zhu also likes Lou Xiao'e, tsk tsk. How about being merciful to Lou Xiao'e? That's it."
"Don't tell me, this Silly Zhu really has this tendency. When Xu Damao got married, At that time."
Everyone was talking, and the courtyard was boiling with this surprising request.
Many people began to think divergently, looking at Xu Damao, Lou Xiaoe and Silly Zhu, wanting to dig out the truth.
Love triangle is the most annoying thing.
"Silly Zhu, you bastard!"
Lou Xiao'e's face turned red. How could she still have the nerve to stay here after being talked about by so many people?
Turn around and run back to the backyard.
Si Zhu was stunned and realized that he was talking too much, and he felt a little regretful.
But deep down in my heart, I also feel that Lou Xiaoe is not a bad woman.
"Silly Zhu, you, you shameless person, dare to attack my wife."
"I tell you, you have given up on this idea."
Xu Damao was furious. shouted and stretched out his hand.
Si Zhu pushed her away and Xu Damao staggered. However, Si Zhu did not continue, but held his neck high and explained, "Who cares about your wife? I will find a better one."< br>
Xu Damao realized the difference in strength and did not move forward. He stood there arrogantly.
Yi Zhonghai walked to the middle and said, "Okay, stop making trouble."
"Xu Damao, tell me, how to compensate?"
Xu Damao touched his nose and glanced at Silly Zhu, "I was wrong about this, but It’s just a blind date, it’s hard to say whether it will work.”
“So, I’ll give you ten yuan as compensation.”
“No, at least two. Ten!”
Silly Zhu refused and then doubled the price.
"Ten yuan is not enough? It's not as good as before, Silly Zhu, you are satisfied."
Xu Damao said dissatisfied.
“Your wife is worth ten yuan?”
“That’s not your wife, silly Zhu, don’t change your mind.”
"It's not that fast."
"It's not that fast. It's ten yuan at most. Don't think about it. It's just the street office. I'm not afraid."
"Thief Sun, you are I deserve a beating.”
Bang
“Ouch”
The two started chasing each other in the yard again.
“Stop it.”
Yi Zhonghai stopped Xu Damao, and Silly Zhu took the opportunity to kick Xu Damao in the back, hitting Xu Damao’s butt directly. The pain made Xu Damao hold his hands and tremble, oops Oops non-stop.
“Zhuzhu, stop.”
Silly Zhu stopped.
When Xu Damao stopped howling, Yi Zhonghai said, "In this case, Silly Zhu doesn't want twenty, just fifteen. This matter is over, okay?"
The last question to Xu Damao .
Xu Damao had a pig liver look on his face. He knew that Yi Zhonghai was protecting Silly Zhu, and he was used to this kind of routine.
"Okay, fifteen is fifteen!"
Xu Damao gritted his teeth and agreed, glanced at Silly Zhu, and walked to his home in the backyard.
Seeing Xu Damao walking away, Shazhu's anger subsided.
As Xu Damao said, even if it is a blind date, it is still unknown whether it will succeed.
Besides, he doesn’t want to make a fuss known to everyone. After all, he still needs to continue looking for a wife.
In this way, it is not bad to get fifteen yuan from Xu Damao, which is more than half a month's salary.
After I figured it out, I wasn’t so angry anymore.
Seeing that the excitement was gone, people around them went home and continued eating.
Seeing that nothing else happened, the second uncle left with his hands behind his back.
Si Zhu helped the deaf old lady walk back, and Yan Fugui immediately followed behind. After a while, she became even hungrier.
A few people came back together and saw four people sitting in front of the table. It was Jia Zhang's family and He Yuyu.
On the table, every plate was eaten to pieces, and all that was left of the fish was the head.
"Oh, why didn't you call me!"
Yan Fugui looked at the stir-fried pork on the table and saw that there was already foam left on it. He rushed in immediately regardless of his reserve.
Si Zhu was also confused, what is going on?
You started eating before you even came?
Yi Zhonghai's face was full of displeasure, and the deaf old lady even knocked on the doorstep angrily.
Jia Zhang lowered his head and said nothing, Jia Dongxu held the stick in his arms, He Yuyu didn't look good at Silly Zhu, only Qin Huairu stood up and said with embarrassment, holding out her belly.
"Zhu."
Si Zhu looked over, Qin Huairu's face was ashamed, her face was red but she was shy.
"Sister, I was a little dizzy just standing there, so I came inside to eat something."
Si Zhu didn't say anything after hearing this, just come and eat, this Jia Zhang family What's going on with Jia Dongxu?
Also, you can’t only choose good food when you eat, how will other people eat?
Si Zhu sat down with a change of expression, not looking good to the Jia family.
Qin Huairu couldn't help but sit aside.
As for Jia and Zhang, they didn’t care at all. They had eaten everything in their stomachs and could still spit it out.
Yi Zhonghai also had a gloomy face. If there weren't too many things going on today, he would have wanted to educate Jia Zhang.
As for the deaf old lady, she snorted coldly, stopped eating, and turned around to walk to the backyard. Only Yan Fugui sat beside Jia Dongxu early in the morning, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
"Si Zhu, don't take it to heart. It won't work this time. I will introduce you to a good one next time."
Yi Zhonghai comforted Si Zhu. As soon as Zhigang spoke, Shazhu jumped up immediately.
"Come on, sir, you better not worry about it."
"Liu Yulan is powerful enough, and she made me pay fifty yuan. You should keep this kind of good girl for others."
Silly Zhu said, Liu Yulan's fat body has become His shadow.
“Huh, what a young man, with short-sighted eyes, I don’t know what’s good.”
While Yan Fugui defended Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu directly picked up the chopsticks and pinched the fish head into the bowl. This made Yan Fugui anxious.
"Third uncle, if you get used to it, please introduce it to Yan Jiecheng."
"Huh, you think I'm not happy. That boy has the same temper as you. He's good-looking and can be used as food."
"As the old saying goes, a husband doesn't think his wife is ugly, and a son doesn't think his family is poor."< br>
"You guys, you should read more."
The third uncle was about to drop his book bag again, but found that the few dishes he had on hand had been poured into the bowl by Silly Zhu, and he was too anxious to speak anymore. .
“Silly Zhu, give you money!”
When Xu Damao came back from the door, there was a scratch on his face. Needless to say, it must have been scratched by his wife.
"Si Mao, do less immoral things in the future, so as not to suffer retribution and not have a son."
Si Mao did not forget to laugh at him after taking the money.
Xu Damao threw the money at the door angrily, "I will have a son sooner or later, I will make you mad."
Silly Zhu raised his leg, and Xu Damao ran away immediately.
"Bah"
"If you can't find a wife, you will be destitute sooner or later."
Xu Damao turned around and spit a mouthful of phlegm towards Sha Zhu's house, and was about to walk to the backyard. There was an aunt waiting for him at home. Go back and explain.
Suddenly, I felt someone in front of me.
I quickly turned around and saw Yang Xiaotao standing in front, one hand stretched out and pinched directly on his neck.
Uh~~~
In an instant, Xu Damao felt his neck being pulled, and his body fell involuntarily under the force.
"Master, man, let go, let go."
Xu Damao shouted with a grin, his throat was pinched, and his words were hoarse.
Yang Xiaotao, however, used a little bit of force, and did not speak until Xu Damao was pressed to the ground with his knees on his chest.
Pa
No matter what, let me give you a slap first.
Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, his cheeks were bulging, and his mouth was awkward.
"Let go? Do you think it's possible?"
"Tao, Brother Tao, I was wrong, I'm a bastard, let me go..."
When Xu Damao saw Yang Xiaotao's behavior, he knew that things were not going well.
I feel regretful in my heart. How come the scar is healed and I forget the pain.
Why can’t I control myself?
If he had known it, Yang Xiaotao wouldn't have waded into this muddy water if it wasn't for Yang Xiaotao's blind date.
If he had known that it was Shazhu's blind date, he would not have involved Yang Xiaotao and directly admitted that it was only fifteen yuan.
Regret!
Hate it!
The most terrible thing now is that it hurts and it’s uncomfortable to breathe.
Xu Damao spoke lower and lower, and Yang Xiaotao relaxed his grip.
Cough cough cough
Xu Damao coughed and tears came out of his eyes, and he immediately cried and howled at Yang Xiaotao.
Pa
Another slap, this time the two sides are symmetrical.
Xu Damao was frightened by the beating and quickly covered his face.
"Brother Tao, Brother Tao, grandpa, let me go, let me go, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore."
Xu Damao was really scared. It only hurt last time. Although he lost a hundred yuan, he was still alive.
But this time, the stranglehold just now almost made him hold his breath.
This time it’s death.
Although he believed that Yang Xiaotao did not dare to strangle him to death, the fear before death was more uncomfortable than the pain.
He really didn’t want to do it again.
"Don't dare? I think you are underestimating your own strength."
Yang Xiaotao said with a smile, and increased the strength of his hands.
Uh~~~
"No, don't..."
This time, Xu Damao's eyes nearly rolled out of his head, and Yang Xiaotao stopped.
Cough cough cough
Cough cough cough
After a series of coughs, Xu Damao recovered again.
Looking at Yang Xiaotao, the fearful expression could no longer be concealed.
At this time, everyone in Shazhu's family was looking at the two people at the door. People in other intermediate courtyards also noticed the situation, but Yi Zhonghai did not come out this time, and Shazhu just watched the fun.
Only Jia Zhang felt uncomfortable, how could Silly Zhu get fifteen yuan so easily?
How much money would it cost to blackmail Yang Xiaotao like this?
Last time it was a hundred, this time, a hundred? Or one hundred and fifty?
Jia Zhang looked at Xu Damao who was lying on the ground and had a bold idea in her heart.