Chapter 2138 "Alive"
There are a lot of outrageous things in this world, and outrageous people are like shit stirrers, stirring more outrageous things into a thick and disgusting paste, just like the pot of curry sauce in front of me——
Facing the basin in front of her, Kong Jingqiao suddenly became sluggish, and her scalp went crazy.
Forget it, I won’t do this stuff again.
This one was given to Jin Yujing as a treat. Huang Bula was a bit dirty, which suited her perfectly. He had yellow skin, yellow heart, and a yellow name, Master Huang.
"They haven't come back yet?"
"Back!"
"Where are the people?"
"Washing up." Tai Xiaoyi made an exaggerated gesture: "Li Cang, who was carried back by Aunt Rao, looked ten times worse than when he fought with the master of the nest!"
Kong Jingqiao raised her head sharply: "Huh? When did you start calling her Aunt Rao?"
The poor little lady looked at her biological mother with suffocation, and suddenly felt that the world was full of malice and cold as paper. In fact, considering Tai Xiaoyi's own age and Rao Qifang, who was born early and early in pregnancy, the effect of this aunt's voice may be second only. This is how I call you brother and you call me dad.
Kong Jingqiao also realized that she had made a mistake and changed the subject with some embarrassment: "Ahem, um, how do you like the new medicated dietary supplement soup?"
"Mom~"
"Mom is already old. Is there anything I can't tell her? Look at you, Xiao Zhong dotes on you like a little girl!"
"Hmm~!" Tai Xiaoyi held the dish in her hand and touched Kong Jingqiao's shoulder with her shoulder, looking very proud, "Of course!"
"So it's easy to use?" Kong Jingqiao smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Okay, okay, Mom knows you are very proud. Mom has only cared about cooking all her life and made her life a mess. Mom’s taste is not as good as yours, and she’s not as lucky as you, but fortunately, she still has you.”
"Mom~"
"Ouch, hiss, what does it smell like? The vegetables are mushy!"
"Ah this!"
Not many people, maybe about fifty people, witnessed the smoke coming out of the chef's kitchen at the state banquet. They watched in shock as the mother and daughter conducted rescue excavations in the kitchen as if they were archaeologists, and the dishes were carried out like running water. .
"Although there is smoke, I am still very strict. So are you afraid that the smoke will change the taste?"
"It should be, right?"
"emmm, I feel more alive."
No matter how much you praise, it's not wrong. People have to work to survive, so it's not shabby.
Suddenly, there was a loud banging sound upstairs, and Li Cang was seen running down the stairs with his upper body naked and only wearing a bath towel, without wiping his hair or face, knocking over several sets of sofa decorations along the way. He buried his face directly into the dining table.
Two whole roasted beefs, no bones left; three five-liter barrels of frozen Da Kuo Le, which was filled with ice slag, and a pot of raw porridge, emmm, after all, the clay pot was left over.
The brutal scene made a group of spirit girls from the Will-O-Wisp sister group raise their legs and raise their voices: "Wow, he looks so thin when he is wearing clothes. How did he hide his muscles? The scenery is so picturesque. ! ”
“You can gain strength only by exerting force!”
"Bath towel! I dropped it. Sisters, today I risk being beheaded by Sister Leilei but I still want to feast my eyes on it——"
"Eh?"
"No, who is a good person who wears big pants under his bath towel? Where is the trust between people? I don't even wear safety pants when I go to COS!"
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The fierce girl sheds tears, and the sadness flows back into a river.
"Are matter and energy really conserved? Is energy really weightless? Is this thing in front of us really a person?" Lao Wang held a lighter in his mouth and asked in his soul: "Dalei, you Why don’t you speak?”
"Go to hell, you ugly thing, do you know what beautiful scenery means? Don't let me enjoy the scenery!" "That's right!"
"What a big boy, Mom said, you are still too dependent on external things." Rao Qifang wiped her hair and walked out, bringing up the old things again: "With your, um, this kind of ability, you shouldn't behave like this, Mom I don’t understand your complicated algorithms and skills, but something is definitely wrong. You need to check yourself, you know?”
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All Li Cang could do was smile bitterly in return.
In his situation, even calling him Shishan Code can be regarded as a compliment. A single unclear disease and a big blood explosion can destroy the entire entry that builds the skill structure into a pile.
Self-examination
There's no way to check it. Even if I use Timi's magic mirror to look at the skill entries and the formulas he made himself, I can't find even a single punctuation error. The problem has never been here, but in himself.
"Forget it." Rao Qifang pulled out a napkin and wiped Li Cang's face and mouth: "You, with your temper, you should have known that there was a problem a long time ago, and there must be a reason why you didn't handle it well. However, you The new traitor, why didn’t you come out?”
"That thing costs people's lives! Don't expect to see it in any large-scale battlefield! Disaster coming out of thin air to show off its 'magic' is enough to make this thing feel distressed for half a year!" Li Laixi said carelessly something that would normally be normal. The words sounded extremely scary to people, "Humph, we agreed to explore the depth, but it turned out that the two of them were hiding it. It's really boring!"
"It's still useful." Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "At least, the 'three disasters and eight disasters' are more widely applicable than I thought. This time I really found a treasure!"
A group of people looked at Jin Yujing.
Jin Yujing drank tea slowly: "Well, what are you looking at me for?"
Rao Qifang: "Wow~"
Look at why you didn't jump out and take advantage of the situation. Bah, take the credit. What a good guy. The sun is shining in the west today. What, the capitalists are itching to have a conscience?
At this moment, Kong Jingqiao, who was standing on the fifth floor, was in a terrible mood. Little did she know that the free ones were the most expensive ones. She sighed: "Xiao Zhong, follow me to turn on the stove and lift the two ends." Come up, cow”
Lao Wang: "Okay!"
Li Cang's revengeful eating finally came to an end. He belatedly glanced at the messy tabletop and then looked at the paintings of wolves around him. He felt as if they were trying to peel off his own skin and swallowed his saliva. , silently retreated behind Li Lei, and beeped softly: "Clothes. Clothes"
Naturally, he started eating it naturally.
"Eh~"
"Wow, so cute!"
"I love it, I love it. Since my brother-in-law said so, sister Leilei, why don't you go and help your brother-in-law get dressed first? One hour is enough!"
"How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air?"
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Li Cang finally put on his "My Mom is So Beautiful" piece that has not changed for ten thousand years. Maybe Da Leizi just to suit the occasion also wore the "This Face the Enemy" piece. Anyway, it was all made to order by Rao Qifang. Kongdao’s house is stuffed full of work clothes.
In fact.
Every time the two of them wear this outfit, there will be an inexplicable sense of joy. There will always be people with low laugh points who can't help but transform into single-cylinder diesel girls.
"Goose goose, who is sitting opposite Sister Leilei today?"
"No, I can't. I'm on pins and needles. I can't straighten my back and eat. Come and invite me. I'll kneel down"
"Ahhh, don't mess with me, I won't go, I don't want it, I can't do it!"
"Get out!"
In the end, it was also very encouraging. Timi and Li Cang sat opposite Li Lai Lai. Rao Qifang ignored that and poured a glass of champagne for Li Cang. His eyes said: "Son of me? Let's have a drink together?"
"Ah? Okay! Wine in the glass! You can do whatever you want with me!" Li Cang raised the wine glass and quickly put it down, asking the baby to turn around: "Thunder! Give it to our mother quickly!"
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No, it’s really just a glass. Besides, it’s not considered wine.