Chapter 268 Cockroach Song and Dance Show, don’t miss it if you pass by
Originally, at the speed of the e-mule, even if Song Shiting drove away directly, the traffic police wouldn't be able to see who he was.
But as a quality citizen, Song Shiting consciously stopped when he saw the traffic police waving at him, and was eventually fined fifty yuan.
"Why are you so fast, little electric donkey? It's too unsafe. If you hit someone, it's easy to cause a car accident. You're not wearing a helmet! You can't go on the road without a helmet, so just push it back!" ”
"..."
Fake He Rou saw that Song Shiting was scolded, and finally had no choice but to push the little electric donkey and walk away on the roadside.
Fake He Rou thought for a while and ran towards Song Shiting.
"Mr. Song!"
Fake He Rou ran to him and said, "I happened to pick up two helmets on the roadside. If you wear these, just take me back with you!"
Although he didn't know why Song Shiting, the heir to a billionaire group, drove a small electric donkey instead of a luxury car, but as long as he could go back with him, he would definitely find an opportunity to take action!
This is the best time to deal with Song Shiting on the way. When he returns to the hotel and Jiang Nanxi's woman comes back, he won't be able to kill people without anyone noticing!
Seeing the two helmets in He Rou's hand, Song Shiting glanced at her suspiciously, "Picked them up on the roadside?"
"That's right."
Fake He Rou also put a safety helmet on her head and handed the other hat to Song Shiting.
"Put it on first, then you can ride the e-mule without any traffic police stopping you."
Song Shiting didn't answer.
He stopped the e-mule, took out his mobile phone and made a call and said, "Way, are you a demon? Someone stole a helmet on the roadside, and I caught him."
Fake He Rou:? ? ?
No, how did he know he stole it?
Wait a moment.
This is not the point.
The point is, is Song Shiting mentally ill? Why call the police? ! It wasn't just for him that he stole the helmet. Who asked him to drive an e-mule without wearing a helmet!
Fake He Rou heard the police's voice coming from Song Shiting's cell phone, saying that they would come to arrest them later. He was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.
He was originally a fugitive. He relied on the art of changing his face to avoid being caught. What he hated most was the police.
"Why are you running!"
Song Shiting saw the fake He Rou holding a safety helmet in one hand, wearing a safety helmet on her head, and running fast on the side of the road in high heels. He directly chased after her on a small electric donkey.
"He Rou, do you know that stealing is illegal? Even if you are my date, I can't condone this kind of thing. Come back and wait for the police to deal with it!"
"Are you sick of riding a horse? Can you get out of here and stop chasing me! Why don't I stop dating you!"
Fake He Rou used her spiritual power to run wildly, just to get rid of the idiot Song Shiting, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to him when the police came later.
But Song Shiting rode the electric donkey very fast and caught up with her soon.
Song Shiting said with a stern expression, "I forgot to tell you, there was a photographer following us just now. You'd better follow me and surrender to the police, otherwise this will become your black material.
You are a star after all, how could you do such illegal things? It's still too late for you to turn yourself in now, and the most you can do is to be fined a little. If you refuse to surrender, netizens will think there is something wrong with your character, which will definitely have an impact on your career! ”
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Come on, he's a serial murderer on the run, what does he care about a petty crime like stealing?
What's more, he is not really He Rou!
But after hearing Song Shiting's words, Fake He Rou looked around, and then discovered that there was a camera in an off-road vehicle not far away filming them. It was obviously someone secretly sent by the program team to follow them. There are cameras filming here. It's hard for him to attack Song Shiting. It's easy for him to be exposed.
Fake Herou thought for a while, suddenly ran faster, and turned towards a small road.
He also shouted while running, "What's wrong with stealing two helmets? I didn't do it for you! I want to go back in the car with you. What's wrong with me?"
Song Shiting saw him turning into the alley, and quickly chased him in his electric donkey.
Director: "..."
Audience: "..."
[No, what’s going on with this pair? Why are these two people's brain circuits so strange? 】
[The funnyness level of Song Shiting driving the electric donkey back is 1%, the funnyness level of Song Shiting being stopped by the traffic police is 100%, the funnyness level of Song Shiting reporting He Rou for stealing the helmet is 100000000%, hahahahahaha, it’s so funny, no one thinks Song Shiting Is the more serious the funnier? 】
[Song Shiting was absolutely upright. His little electric donkey was so fast. Even when the traffic police asked him to stop, he actually stopped. 】
[After such a comparison, I feel more and more that He Rou has no quality and is completely unworthy of Young Master Song. He Rou casually took the helmets from two electric cars on the roadside and said she picked them up. I really don’t know where she got her face! 】
[Laughing, this guy still insists on catching He Rou and surrendering. This is the first time I have discovered that someone can run so fast in high heels! 】
Song Shiting and Fake He Rou were conducting a pursuit, while Jiang Nanxi and the others arrived at the commercial street.
There were many people in the commercial street. Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan’s clothes were too exaggerated, and many passers-by came to take photos with them.
There were more and more passers-by around the two people, squeezing Song Shixing and Li Chu out, and the two groups were scattered in the commercial street.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the passers-by, walked up to Liu Qingyan and said, "There are so many people, please quickly perform a show for everyone."
Liu Qingyan was tired of taking photos with others and said angrily, "Why don't you perform for them?"
"If you go to perform, I will ask them to collect money. If I come to perform, you will ask them to collect money."
"..."
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched and said, "You have to make back the cost of this suit, right?"
"What else? I bought it all, and there are so many people who like to watch it. Of course I can't let them watch it in vain!"
"I won't go, you go by yourself."
Liu Qingyan stood still.
He was exhausted just taking photos with these passers-by, and he was asked to perform on the street?
Jiang Nanxi: "Go back and wear black stockings to show you."
Liu Qingyan: "No, don't think I don't know what you mean by wearing black stockings. You mean putting black stockings on your head."
Jiang Nanxi thought for a while and decided to make a big move.
She took out her phone and showed Liu Qingyan a photo of a piece of clothing. "I also bought bunny girl clothes. I'll show you how to wear them at night."
Liu Qingyan glanced at her phone and found that it was still a successful purchase page, which showed that cash on delivery had been paid.
He was surprised, "When did you buy it?"
Jiang Nanxi said shyly, "Before going on the show, I wanted to give you a surprise."
Liu Qingyan suddenly took out a plastic bag from his pocket and gave it to Jiang Nanxi, "Go and ask them for money."
Then he opened his arms and walked confidently towards the center of the crowd, "The cockroach song and dance show, don't miss it if you pass by."