Chapter 2146 Lao Wang: "La la la la la la la~"
When Li Cang asked the bastard to drag Lao Wang back to the stilted building, the guy was lying on the ground and groping around, and he was still ejaculating. Lai Lai: "Believe me, you believe me, this is definitely not a good sign, Big Lao Li's bumper car model" It's coming again!"
Li Cang sneered: "Come on! Stay with the insect nest!"
The Big Lao Wang was not carried out alive to sacrifice to heaven, but his words made everyone humbly hang out for several days.
Peace, calm peace.
The bugs are still there, but except for some small and large geological fragments, the empty island has indeed not hit anything. This directly led to the false prophet comrade being sent to the torture rack. Well, it’s simple. The ultimate procedure is to use mosquitoes to reduce the swelling of eggs in Aruba. It is probably a traditional performance performed by Li Cang and Da Laowang during their elementary and middle school days. It is very nostalgic and cruel.
"Dad! My dad! Mom! My mom!"
"My dear grandson knows he is wrong, he really knows it."
"Put me down, Okay, please, this fucking bug is going to lay its eggs in my belly button! Can you let me down and sew my mouth shut myself without you having to do anything?”
Shirtless and wearing beautiful flowery trousers, Lao Wang's wailing was so harsh to the ears. The main reason was that this guy had been talking too closely recently, and the flags he planted were thicker than the grass on his grave. A series of flag attacks really made these few people on the island. It's unbearable to be a nagging guy who likes to engage in metaphysics. He doesn't even know what restraint is until he gets a few sweet words.
"It's so ugly. It's already ugly. It's even uglier when you cry and urinate." Li Laisi was so disgusted that she pinched her chin and thought about it: "No, no need to sew, just do something you are good at. , that’s it, it’s over, little lady You cook some delicious dishes, and I’ll boil the wine!”
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“La la la la la la la~”
“One step at a time! Wrong is always wrong~"
"Go to the sea to dance for a living~"
Don't say it, don't say it, the gorgeous old man really smells like a young model who goes to the sea to work in a club, and there are horse bugs outside. Not as good as him, he flicked his sleeves, twisted his bucket, and pinched his throat. His energy was worthy of the man who dared to do this on the rostrum when he was reviewing himself.
It is famous in Yanchuan and spreads to the East China Sea.
Don’t ask, don’t ask why a guy like Big Lao Wang who pooped on the dean’s bald head and sat on the dean’s ex-wife’s face. Why did he still graduate alive after going on stage to review? , the question is, it depends on whether the school wants to renovate or purchase some equipment this year.
“Forced by life~”
"Tears fell down to my stomach~"
"Is this fate~
"I am destined to live in the dust all my life~"
"Yes, yes, that's it. , authentic, I haven’t seen it in many years! Li Laixi grabbed a few golden melon seeds and scolded Fang Qiu: "Bonus, watch the reward!" ”
Duan Li leaned back and forth, Huo Wen was still too conservative, this kind of scene is too embarrassing, just looking at it made me feel like I was about to evaporate, about to melt. What kind of social terrorist is this? Does he live just to sanction the world?
Li Cang sipped melon seeds: "Da Leizi, if you go back to the base to play, can you give Huo Wen and Dali Zi a gift?"
"No!" "?"
"No return, no return, the base is full of bugs, and We can’t clean up the street, the power grid is still not supplying electricity, and we can’t go to any bar or Internet cafe. Why don’t I go back and stare dryly at Rao Qifang?” See you in Mingxi Town——"
"Let's go!"
After delaying for several days, Duan Li and Huo Wen went straight to the Academy of Sciences as soon as they came out of the homologous passage. The base was equipped with various repellent technologies in physics and chemistry, as well as the National Defense Formation. , still looks like it's blocking out the sky and the sun. This thing is just a bug. It can't turn on the power of the National Defense Formation and the force field generator. What's the point? I really can't afford to embarrass that person.
Gou Kun, armed with a floating force field insect blocker, was running rampant over the base. After sending the two of them to the Academy of Sciences, he twisted his hips and rushed towards Mingxi Town. Lao Wang said he was going to go there midway. Li Cang was annoyed by the foot washing in his archery gym, so he took one foot away and washed one and gave one away.
Along the way, the operation of the 3/7 base was basically normal. Occasionally, we could see a lot of bugs enjoying themselves in human suffering and selling them for frying, frying, frying and stewing. The urine of the socialist giant baby was evident. , the sky cannot fall.
Li Laixi bought a portion of mutton stewed with bean curd and fried golden cicadas, and carried a few barrels of fresh beer: "You can go back to your mother's house in the evening if you like. Did you hear that I live in Mingxi Town? What, just remember to cook the rice before you leave. Just stew some mushrooms, chicken soup, mixed vegetables, and a big pot of meat. We can handle it in one bite!”
Li Cang said dumbfounded: "Why, Gotham is not home?"
"Hey~" Li Laixi was too lazy to pay attention to him, and ate the crispy golden cicada like a melon seed: "Rao Qifang, now Anyway, I don’t like my mother. She is petty and has no clear ideas if she doesn’t hold grudges. , let’s leave time for you two to be kind mothers and filial piety, I can’t afford to interfere!”
Just as he said that, Gou Kun rushed to the luminous force field that suddenly appeared on the first floor, and there was a miasma of insects in all directions! The sound of machines being scrapped could be heard from the depths, and the force field barrier turned into trivial light.
A group of property security guards from Mingxi Town rushed out screaming at the insects. When they saw Gou Kun and Li Cang, they didn’t care about anything else and said quickly: "Welcome home, ah! , can you help me first? Are you busy, please let our property management company repair the force field generator first?”
Li Cang scratched his head in embarrassment: “Okay, okay, I’ll pay for this, I was busy chatting and didn’t pay attention.”< br>
Gou Kun used all his strength to prop up the floating force field. Anyway, the bugs are not powerful alienated units. They can be blocked with a little effort. It took about ten minutes for the six damaged force field generators to prop up the spherical barrier again. Property Manager Wang Wiping the cold sweat on his head, he repeated: "Dear Teacher Cang, welcome home!"
Li Cang asked Gouzizi to send a bag full of insect nest special He ran away with the alloy box produced by him: "Ahem, let's treat everyone to meat tonight. Musk ox, moose, and a few alien antelopes have all been taken care of!"
The blond manager Wang opened it Looking at the box, it turned out that there was more than just a treat for everyone. This pile of work-point cards could not only buy several brand-new force field generators, but also give out big red envelopes to all the property staff.
"Teacher Cang is so polite!"
"That's right, those force field generators are already obsolete, and they will have to be replaced later!"< br>
"What about these things?"
Finally, Manager Wang, who has much more authority than his superiors, made the final decision: "Since Teacher Cang has said that we are going to treat guests, then everyone will get a big red envelope when we have dinner together in the evening!"< br>
“Long live~”
“Wuhu~”