"Since the old lady agreed so readily, I will change my name to mother-in-law." Cheng Long walked up to Madam Mo with an excited face, picked up the tea cup that the other party had put down, and said politely: "Mother-in-law, please Drink tea!”
“I can’t drink this tea yet…” Mrs. Mo smiled and pushed away the tea that Cheng Long brought to her.
"Old madam, why is this?" Cheng Long pretended to be confused.
"You are too impatient." Mrs. Mo said with a smile: "Although parents can decide the marriage of their children, it is a lifelong matter after all, and you have to ask Zhenzhen!"
" Oh, that’s right, I should ask my wife for her opinion!”
There was an attitude in Cheng Long's words that he was determined to marry 'Zhenzhen' home, which made Lishan's mother, who was disguised as an old woman, burst into laughter.
With her Taoism, she naturally knew that Sun Wukong had a pair of golden eyes that could see through illusions, and he could see through the identities of the four of them, mother and daughter, just by looking at them face to face.
The little guy is teasing Miaoshan!
You are really brave.
But...
Under the perception of Mother Lishan, Miaoshan did not seem to be angry, but instead had a faint sense of shyness like a girl.
Things are getting interesting!
If these two people are in love, it is not impossible for them to get married that night.
"Master, look...Brother Sun is ready to stay here! Why don't we..." Bajie saw that Cheng Long and Mrs. Mo became more and more attached to each other as they chatted, and thought that Mrs. Mo also had two Ruhua Xiyu's daughter, whose IQ was not very bright, was instantly overtaken by lust, and her mind was filled with alluring images of having a son-in-law, making love, or taking pity on you and me.
"Brother Sun is Brother Sun, we are us, how can we be the same?"
Tang Monk glared at Bajie angrily and named this fool Bajie because he wanted him to remember the Buddhist precepts. Unexpectedly, when he met a few good-looking girls, he would reveal his greedy and lustful nature.
It’s true that mud can’t hold up the wall!
"But Brother Sun is missing on the westward journey. If we encounter the long-famous Demon King, we may be killed!" Bajie's eyes swiveled, and he actually asked him to find it. Such a reasonable excuse.
“…”
This time it was Tang Seng’s turn to be speechless.
The disaster in Huangfengling made him understand the importance of Cheng Long. The other party could not only provide him with convenience in life, allowing him to set up camp anytime and anywhere at night, but also resist powerful enemies.
Although Bajie and Sha Seng also have some strength, they are far behind Cheng Long.
To be honest, if someone must be allowed to stay in Mo Mansion, Tang Seng would rather have both of his disciples stay than Cheng Long to stay in Mo Mansion as a son-in-law.
But what reason does he have to persuade Brother Sun to give up the woman he likes and continue to protect him and go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?
For a moment, Tang Seng was confused and looked at Cheng Long from time to time, his eyes full of reluctance.
Bajie looked envious.
Sha Monk's expression didn't change much. Cheng Long was tempted to commit murder because Sha Monk committed too many crimes when he was in exile. After that, his attitude was cold, resulting in a normal relationship between the two.
Bajie is currently just killing the second sister who has passed the egg, not many people have been killed, and for the sake of a bite to eat, he flatters Cheng Long in all kinds of ways, which can provide good emotional value.
So, Cheng Long’s attitude towards Bajie was far superior to Sha Monk’s.
……
On the other side, the inner courtyard of Mo Mansion.
Mother Lishan looked at the red-cheeked Guanyin and said with a smile: "Miaoshan, Wukong fell in love with you at first sight and is planning to marry into our family. Are you willing to marry him?"
"Mom, this kid Wukong is naughty by nature. Bad, why are you following him to play tricks on me!"
Since Guanyin got acquainted with Cheng Long's clone Sun Wukong, she has always treated him as a child, especially Sun Wukong and his disciple Huayue, who are still secretly hiding from her. There was a relationship through matchmaking.
No matter how you look at it, she should be Wukong’s elder. How could she marry him?
"Haha~~"
Looking at the duplicitous Guanyin, Old Mother Lishan said with a kind face: "Miao Shan, sometimes appropriate indulgence may be the best choice. Maybe there will be surprises. "
"If you feel that it is not appropriate for me to stay and marry, why not leave your good corpse and marry Qin Jin?"
"..."
< br>Guanyin was silent.
Shan Zhi is even more indecisive than her. If Shan Zhi stays, then she and Wukong will really get married.
"Mom, since Miaoshan doesn't want to get married, let's follow the plan. Let's pretend to agree to him, and then let 'Zhenzhen' teach him a lesson. How about tying him to a tree and hanging him overnight?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva has actually seen that Avalokitesvara has moved the ordinary mind.
It’s just that Guanyin is one of the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, so it’s impossible for her to marry a Buddhist monk. Even if there are real signs of this happening, she has to stop it.
Buddhism cannot afford this shame!
Even if what Guanyin left behind was just a good corpse, people would take it out and make irresponsible remarks.
What's more, Sun Wukong is an indispensable Buddhist scripture learner. How can they really let Wukong stay in Mo Mansion and become their son-in-law?
"Forget it, then just follow the plan!"
Old Mother Lishan actually wanted to bring Guanyin and Sun Wukong together so that Buddhism would be embarrassed.
Unfortunately, although Miao Shan was attracted to Wukong, he still dared not let go due to various reasons.
In desperation, she could only give up the idea of holding a red string and watching the show.
Not long after, Mrs. Lishan returned to the front hall and said with a smile on her face: "Elder, my family really agreed. Everything will be simple for the wedding. After the wedding room is decorated, you can offer me a cup of tea. It’s done.”
“It’s just a tea ceremony. It’s a little too simple. You have to at least kneel down and worship the heaven and the earth?”
“There’s no need to pay respect to the bride.”
Old mother Lishan wanted to do it for real. Marry Sun Wukong, but the problem is, Miaoshan doesn’t agree!
Worshiping heaven and earth is no joke. If you really want them to worship, then the fake ones will become real.
Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, worshiping heaven and earth is just a ritual at a wedding and is not binding. However, this ritual that has been passed down from ancient times is a real sacrifice.
Once a couple kneels down and worships heaven and earth in accordance with what the matchmaker says, it is equivalent to making an oath to heaven.
This is also something that practitioners and even gods are extremely taboo about.
Because if a saint makes a heavenly vow, he must fulfill it honestly, otherwise he will suffer backlash and even heavenly punishment.
The two sages in the West worked so hard to develop Buddhism, isn't it because when they became saints in the past, they made a great vow to seek the way of heaven and borrowed a lot of merit, and they tried their best to repay it!
Youdao is debt-free and light-hearted. Without this debt, how could Jieyin Zhunti engage in small tricks during the Conferred God period, place undercover agents in Jiejiao, and secretly instigate rebellion against Chanjiao? disciple.
“It’s okay if I don’t worship heaven and earth, but if I worship my mother-in-law, my mother cannot be left behind.” Cheng Long retreated to the next best thing and made a big concession.
“…”
Mother Lishan twitched her lips.
Is there anyone who doesn't know that your mother is the Empress Nuwa who presided over heavenly marriages? If Nuwa Empress is involved in the affairs here, all the lies will become true.
Seeing Mrs. Mo stunned, Tang Monk couldn't help but be a little curious, and said doubtfully: "Mrs. Mo, Brother Sun is very reasonable. No matter how simple the wedding is, the part of serving tea to the elders cannot be omitted. Why don't you Say something?”
“It’s too much trouble. Let’s have a drink together and the wedding will be over.” After saying that, Mrs. Mo got up and went to the inner courtyard without waiting for Cheng Long’s reply. Go.
Cheng Long smiled and didn't care.
About a quarter of an hour later, Lishan's mother appeared again as 'Mrs. Mo' and led her into a wedding room in the inner courtyard.
The decoration in the room is quite festive.
Dragon and Phoenix candles, quilts, red dates, peanuts, sake, etc., you should have them.
"Zhenzhen", dressed in red, is sitting in front of the window with a shy look on her face, with a red hijab on her head.
However, Cheng Long was not interested. He picked up the sake on the table and poured it into his mouth...
"Husband, why don't you come over and lift your hijab?"
Sitting on the bed, "Zhenzhen" waited for a long time, but Cheng Long didn't make any move, so he couldn't help but remind him.
“What I want is that my wife is a woman, not a big man with chest hair who picks his feet!”
Cheng Long put down the wine bottle, glanced at 'Zhenzhen', and said dissatisfied: " Manjusri Bodhisattva, what you did is too unkind. Tonight is my wedding. Why are you, a grown man, joining in the fun?”
“I know I can’t hide it from you.”
Manjushri Bodhisattva simply stopped pretending, lifted up his red hijab, and slapped Cheng Long in the face. A ray of Buddha's light spurted out from his sleeves and turned into a large net towards Cheng Long.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Cheng Long, who was sitting on the stool, suddenly disappeared without a trace. Manjushri Bodhisattva's carefully laid net did not catch even a single figure.
At the same time...
In the backyard of Mo Mansion, in a pavilion.
Guanyin picked up the tea cup and was about to put it into his mouth when someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder.
Then, a familiar teasing voice sounded behind him.
"Madam, why are you admiring the moon alone here?"
"Wukong, I think you are itchy, even I dare to tease you."
Guanyin turns around He glared at Cheng Long and said, "You little bastard, you know how to cause trouble. This difficulty is for Master Tang Seng and his disciples. Why are you standing up to join in the fun?"
"I'm not afraid that you, sister, will be Tang Monk takes it away!”
"He's not like you, Bajie is just about the same."
"..."
After one night.
Tang Seng and his apprentices who woke up from the guest room were stunned when they saw that the splendid house last night had turned into an abandoned garden. It was not until Cheng Long stepped forward to explain that they understood who entertained them last night. It turned out to be Old Mother Lishan and three Bodhisattvas.
"Brother Sun, it turns out that you have known for a long time. The strange behavior was so abrupt and not like you at all." I learned that Cheng Long threatened to stay as a son-in-law last night. He was cooperating with the Bodhisattva. After acting, Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief.
Now I no longer have to worry about not having a tent to live in on the way west.
When he was sleeping last night, he was still thinking about where Brother Sun would stay in Mo Mansion as his adopted son-in-law, and where he should get a tent so that he could stay at night.
Now I don’t have to worry anymore.
"Brother Sun, you are like this, even a Bodhisattva dares to tease you."
Bajie gave Cheng Long a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.
At the same time, he was also glad that he did not have swine fever, and said that he wanted to stay with the other party as his brother-in-law.
Otherwise he would have suffered a lot at night.
……
Winter turns to spring.
On this day, Tang Monk, who was riding a horse, suddenly pointed to a beautiful mountain in front of him, turned back to Cheng Long, and said: "Brother Sun, look at that big mountain in front of you. It's so majestic, like an ancient dragon. Hovering here. This must be the first time we have seen such a majestic mountain. ”
Cheng Long took a closer look and replied: "Yes, there is a blessed land of Lingshan in front of us. I have passed various hills and mountains in Heze before, but they are far from comparable to this mountain."
"Since it is a blessed land of Lingshan, the mountain There must be gods living there, we have to visit them.”
Tang Monk is like this. Whenever he encounters Taoist temples or temples, he will go in and pay homage.
In the past year or so, Cheng Long has long been used to it.
What's more, the Lingshan blessed land ahead is not an ordinary blessed land, you must go and see it.
It's just that the mountain was clearly visible from a distance, but Cheng Long and his party walked for two full days before they finally arrived at the foot of the mountain. The mountain looked more and more beautiful amid the mist.
Between the thin clouds and mist, a simple Taoist temple is vaguely visible on the mountainside.
In the mist ahead, there is a bluestone road leading straight to the tunnel. Beside the road, a stone tablet stands there, with several big characters clearly visible on it, Wanshou Mountain.
Cheng Long knew about Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, Bajie, Sha Seng, and even Bai Longma all knew the name of Zhen Yuanzi, but only Tang Sanzang, who had been reincarnated for ten reincarnations, did not know.
“It turns out that this place is called Wanshou Mountain! It is very tall and has a long life...”
Tang Monk walked to the stone tablet, looked up at the endless mountains that were deep in the fog, and sighed: "Brother Sun, we have traveled so long, why don't we rest here for a day or two? The little monk can see that this Taoist temple is full of fairy spirit. I didn't expect there would be any monsters. "Sure."
"Well, let's go up to the mountain and take a look. If we can stay overnight, we can rest here for a few days."
Unconsciously, Cheng Long has become a member of the westbound team. The leader of Tang Seng and his disciples all like to listen to it.
He is also used to being the master of his own affairs. As long as it gets dark at night, he will find a place to camp, and rarely goes to the town to stay overnight to disturb others.
Of course, Tang Monk’s three meals a day were dry food collected from the market. Occasionally, he would ask for alms when passing by other people’s houses, but that was also Tang Monk’s only meal.
Cheng Long and Bajie both like to eat barbecue.
Sha Monk occasionally eats, but most of the time he doesn't eat.
It took some time to walk to the door of the Taoist temple.
The eyes of the master and the disciples naturally fell on the couplet: Immortal Immortal Palace, Taoist Family with the same longevity as heaven.
Cheng Long curled his lips in feigned disdain and said: "You are such an arrogant Taoist. My old grandson was also conferred the title of Monkey King by the Jade Emperor back then. This man dared to say that he will live as long as heaven. ”
"Brother Sun, please keep your voice down, this guy here is really qualified..." Bajie quickly whispered to dissuade him, for fear that Cheng Long would get mad and offend the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi.
Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong killed the supervisor and executioner because of the riot at the Immortal Execution Platform. As a result, he missed the Peach Conference and never met the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi. It is normal for him to express such emotion.
Among the Three Realms and Six Paths, there are not many great powers who are qualified to hang such a pair of couplets in front of their mansions. However, Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the Earth Immortals and one of the few great powers in the Three Realms. If he continues If you don't have this bit of courage, I'm afraid it's impossible to live to this day and be respected by the three realms.
“Creak!”
The closed door was suddenly opened, and then two children were seen crossing the threshold and appearing in front of several people... (End of this chapter)