Ding~
"Hello, big brother."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Is there any problem, sister?"
The girl smiled and said: "I have no problem, I just came here to tell you some gossip, pure gossip."
Hear the gossip.
Lin Feng's eyes lit up.
Yu Huanshui opened a pack of melon seeds on the spot, and the two of them opened their eyes curiously while eating the melon seeds.
"Sister, tell me, I like to listen to gossip the most."
Yu Huanshui nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, me too."
Poof~
The two people's funny behavior caused a burst of laughter on the public screen.
The girl also smiled and said: "The protagonist of the gossip is a gym coach,
The gym, there are a lot of things going on inside,
He went to tease a sister, but it turned out that the sister was not out to play, but really went to work out,
He went to molest the little sister, and then the sister complained about him, and the gym fired the coach,
Because he suddenly stopped exercising, he gained weight easily. He became very fat, just like a pig.
Then one time when he went camping, he saw a Bai Fumei,
He liked her very much because she was very beautiful and her family had money.
Then he went to work in the company inside Bai Fumei's home,
But he does have some strength, and he helped the Bai Fumei family handle a lot of things and solve a lot of troubles,
The old couple only has one daughter. . . ”
Wait wait wait wait!
Lin Feng spat out the melon seed rinds in his mouth, squinted his eyes and said, "Isn't this Zhu Bajie going to Gao Laozhuang?"
Yu Huanshui also followed closely and said: "This does not mean that the coach has become fat. He is obviously the pig coach. Sister, Journey to the West makes you say this, which is incredible!"
After the two of them finished speaking,
The screen is full of confusion.
Zhu Bajie?
Gao Laozhuang?
Journey to the West? ?
No one reacted, and they heard the girl say with a smile: "It's so powerful, it's gone."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
? ? ?
What does it mean?
Is this really Journey to the West?
Some people still didn't understand, while others reacted quickly.
"A fitness instructor who was originally in good shape was fired from the company for teasing a beautiful young lady and became very fat. Isn't this just like Marshal Tianpeng teasing Chang'e and being demoted to a pig's head (lol)"
"Later I met Bai Fumei, and she even helped others with their work. Isn't that just the story of Gao Laozhuang? (face covering)."
"Damn it, Journey to the West has been changed like this, even they can hear it (confused)."
"Brother rolled his eyes, hey, this feels a bit familiar (dog head)."
"The water always spits out the skin of melon seeds. It's not good. This bitch is teasing us both. (Grinning)"
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Oh, I'm sorry, sister-in-law, I shouldn't have exposed you so quickly. It's because I don't understand the world."
Yu Huanshui also patted his thigh and said, "That's right. They paid a hundred yuan to come here. Let's just pretend and let them finish talking."
Lin Feng nodded: "My fault, my fault. I ate a bowl of instant noodles at night and my head felt dizzy. I lost my sense of worldliness."
Yu Huanshui: "I also ate a bowl of instant noodles and my head became dizzy. I'm sorry, sister-in-law."
The two sang together, making netizens laugh out loud.
"These two guys are so awesome and have great program effects, hahaha."
"Otherwise, why do you think I don't sleep in the middle of the night? (Goutou)"
“I really can’t get out (laughing and crying).”
"I was very sleepy at first. The more I watched, the happier I became. The more I watched, the happier I became (covering face)."
"Just smile and get excited (grin)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "But when she mentioned the gym, I remembered something. I used to hate gym coaches.
It's not like he messed around or anything like that.
This is actually quite impressive.
This is not to say that every gym instructor has bad moral character.
But one thing that bothers me is that this gym instructor doesn’t respect my thoughts very much.
It just always makes me so embarrassed and makes me feel like I have no clothes on in front of others.
I don't know if you can understand?
I'm spending money to go to the gym and you want me to show off.
You are just a sparring partner, how can you steal my spotlight?
Let’s tell the truth,
When I went to the gym, did you think I was really going to work out?
I just look at those girls in yoga pants.
I stopped at the gym, played around with the barbell, sweated a little, and then showed off in front of my sister.
That's it.
As a result, he bought me a muscle dog vest. Do you know that kind of clothing for fitness?
He must have said that when you exercise, you need to show yourself.
But I am already thin, so my muscular dog is hung with two straps, and I wear it like a bellyband.
He has big muscles and looks good when stretched out. Everything inside me is empty. As soon as I move forward, everything is gone.
I don’t have any fucking face! ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Brother, this is what happened hahaha."
"You think I go to the gym to keep fit, but I go to see my sister in yoga pants... Brother is so real, hahahahaha."
"The yoga pants girl made me laugh so hard hahaha."
“I specifically searched for a muscle dog vest, and it really looks like a bellyband (laughing and crying).”
"His muscles are so big that they stretch out and I'm all fucking naked (dog head)."
“They say male salesmen don’t care whether their customers live or die (covering face and laughing).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "I can tolerate muscle dog vests, but you know what I can't tolerate the most?
It’s this dog trainer who always suppresses me, you know he puts more weight on me.
The girl in yoga pants is watching from the treadmill next to me. I can’t tell you to change into something lighter.
I just have to bite the bullet.
Damn,
The veins popped out and I was so tired.
The dog trainer is still barking next to me, so that’s not okay?
Damn,
I paid him to show off.
With so many sisters watching, he saw that I was squatting there and couldn't get up, so he came behind me, pressed against me, and asked me to scream.
If it doesn't work, just scream out, and then push up with that big weight.
Damn,
How embarrassing I am.
Think about it,
Such a big muscular dog stood behind me and pressed against me.
Put your sweaty breasts against my back, lie in my ear and say:
Get up,
If you can't get up, just scream.
Call!
ah!
Call!
Damn,
So many girls in yoga pants are looking at you, you make me very embarrassed, okay? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Such a big muscular dog stood behind me and pressed against me (dog head)."
“Hahahaha, it’s so picturesque.”
"Sweaty chest muscles (cover face)."
"Brother is so funny hahahaha."
"Let's just say, is it possible that he likes his eldest brother (sunglasses)."
"Don't tell me, I feel so wonderful about pampering him (laughing to death).
"Brother: I have no face, you call this petting (grin)."
Hahahahaha.
Lin Feng: “I’ve already said it, I don’t want to gain any fucking muscle, I just want to look at the girl in yoga pants,
But every time I went, he would drag me to do heavy weights.
I couldn't get up from where I was squatting, and they called me a noob.
My veins are popping out and I haven’t stood up yet. How do you want the girls to look at me?
But he has muscles, he can get up, and my weight is very easy for him.
He said if you can't do it, I will do it.
He pulled up my barbell with one hand.
Squatting there Kuku did dozens of squats.
I'm convinced,
I spend money to show off, not for you to use me to show off.
So it's very annoying. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I couldn't get up from squatting, so he pulled me up with one hand, and then Kuku did dozens of deep squats... I was going to laugh to death from the big brother's complaints, hahahaha."
"I spend money to show off, not for you to use me to show off."
"Hahahaha, I completely felt the mood of my eldest brother at that time~"
"Just think about it, I'll laugh to death (laugh and cry)."
"Brother said online that my sister-in-law should calm down, but in real life he peeked at my sister in yoga pants (sunglasses)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)