Chapter 11403
Because the Liu family was in the west room, Yang Ruoqing and Yang Huaming did not talk in the yard. Although the sun in the yard was really nice and warm in the morning, if they sat under the wall and talked in the sun, they would definitely It was very comfortable, but because of Liu's presence, there was always a psychological obstacle, so Old Yangtou invited everyone to the east room where he lived to have a few words.
Yang Ruoqing really wanted to ask Yang Huaming a few questions, so she didn't think too much about going to the east room to talk. So, when she followed Lao Yangtou and walked into the east room for the second time,
When a breathtaking smell hit her face, moisturizing her mouth and nose, as well as every pore of her exposed skin, a voice in Yang Ruoqing's heart shouted: Oops!
She wished she could raise her hand to give herself a slap in the face, and she felt an overwhelming feeling of annoyance. She paused on the spot and was in a dilemma.
"What's wrong, Qing'er? Come in? Come in and talk!"
Old Yang walked a few steps into the house with his hands behind his back. When he turned around, he found Yang Ruoqing hesitating at the door with a strange look on her face.
"Master, I'll go to the toilet and come back. You two can chat first." After saying that, she turned around and got out from under Yang Huaming's creaking nest. She also gave Luo Fengtang a caring hand: "You accompany me to the toilet."< br>
Luo Fengtang didn't know why, but he had already developed muscle memory for Yang Ruoqing's instructions.
"Okay." He turned around decisively and followed Yang Ruoqing out of the backyard.
Yang Huaming saw Luo Fengtang following Yang Ruoqing on his back, escorting her to the backyard. He was previously angry and gloomy because of Liu. When he saw the two of them walking away hand in hand, he was stunned for a moment. A little distracted.
In his mind, a strange coincidence flashed back to the time when the newlywed Yan Er also lived in this small courtyard. Mrs. Liu was afraid of the dark when she went to the toilet at night. With an order, he immediately put on clothes and escorted her to the backyard even if it was warm in bed.
She was squatting in the toilet and moaning, and he was standing outside the toilet, looking at the moon and eating melon seeds. The two of them could still chatter and chat together through the toilet fence!
In the past, they were as loving as Qing'er and Tang Yazi. How come that over the past few decades, other couples have become more and more close to each other, but the Liu family and I have become incompatible? When you meet each other, you want to kill each other?
"Fourth, what are you doing at the door? Come in!" Lao Yangtou waved to Yang Huaming from inside the room.
Moreover, this old man was already standing at the Eight Immortals Table, taking a teapot and a teacup. It seemed that he was preparing to entertain them seriously and make tea for them!
Yang Huaming came to his senses, looked away, and stepped into the east room.
"Ouch!" Yang Huaming had just come in and before he could stand still, he was suddenly hit by the smell in the room.
"What's this? Why are you retching? Are you catching a cold or something?" When Old Yang saw Yang Huaming enter the room, he bent down and held the wall to retching. He quickly put down the teapot in his hand and walked quickly He came up behind Yang Huaming and patted his back hard, trying to help him relax a little.
As a result, Yang Huaming saw a pile of wet things in the corner. Not only were socks and boxer shorts worn underneath, he also saw some things that he couldn't tell what they were.
Those things were mixed into a ball, and they kept emitting a strange smell. It was these smells that made him vomit.
"I don't, I can't do it anymore..." Yang Huaming clutched his stomach, struggled to straighten his waist and staggered out of the east room, rushed to the yard, and retched again...
In the backyard, Luo Fengtang saw Yang Ruoqing go around to the back of the kitchen and stood there without leaving.
"Qing'er, what's wrong? Why don't you leave?"
"Fool, I don't really want to go to the toilet."
"Ah?" Luo Fengtang looked puzzled, "But, didn't you say before..." Moreover, before, Qing'er looked very anxious, as if he was about to lose control, which scared him so much that he didn't dare to stop for a moment. . Seeing his confused look, Yang Ruoqing felt cute and smiled and winked at him: "I was just pretending."
"Why?" Luo Fengtang was even more confused now.
"There was a strange smell in my father's house. I almost threw up as soon as I entered!"
Even though she was far away from the east room at the moment, Yang Ruoqing recalled the feeling she had when she stepped through the door. Wow, her internal organs began to squirm again, and her brows knitted together.
"I even suspected that during the days when my mother was not at home, my father let himself go and peed all over the house!"
The old man pooped in the house? This was too...too much for Luo Fengtang to believe.
"Grandma went to town, and grandpa was alone at home. His aunt and sisters-in-law should have taken turns to clean up his east room, right?" he asked.
Yang Ruoqing said: "Yes, why has no one come to clean up? I guess if no one cleans up, the house will be even messier and scary!"
Yang Ruoqing heard that this month, the fourth room happened to be taking care of the old man, and Liu Jinchuan came over every other day to pick up the old man's dirty clothes and wash them.
The old man would go to the fourth room to eat everything by himself. The old man didn't like others to bring food to him. He disliked the food being delivered to him because it was air-conditioned. He liked to eat freshly cooked food, and even preferred to sit at the table with the whole family and cook it together. Lively meal.
Mrs. Liu was not worried. The child of Liu Jinchuan's family was a little sick a while ago. He probably didn't come to the east room for a while, so the old man made the room noisy.
"The fourth uncle in the front yard has been poisoned. Listen." Yang Ruoqing turned around, pulled at the wall behind the kitchen and raised her ears to catch the movement in the front yard. Yang Huaming's heartbreaking retching sounds reached Yang Ruoqing's ears. , Yang Ruoqing knew that her fourth uncle was blocking the disaster for herself.
Luo Fengtang also heard it, and his eyebrows skipped a beat. Facing this kind of problem was a bit tricky.
"Then shall we go there?" he asked. We can't hide here forever, right?
Yang Ruoqing said: "Go over now, but you can't go in the east room anymore."
As soon as the two returned to the front yard, they heard Yang Huaming questioning and condemning Old Yang: "Dad, don't you have a chamber pot in your house? Why do you have to pee behind the corner door?"
Old Yang said with a dark face, "I can't tell you any nonsense!"
Yang Huaming was so angry at Lao Yangtou's sophistry that he turned his mouth to the side. He pointed at his nose and said, "Dad, you are just telling lies. Behind your door, there is a line of ground next to the wall." The wet soil is so smelly and smelly, do you think my nose is broken and I can’t smell it?”
Old Yang looked around with guilty eyes, but his mouth remained firm: "It's okay, I'm not a coward, how can I do those things in the house? Don't talk nonsense!"
Yang Huaming laughed angrily and looked around, looking for someone to come over as a witness. He happened to see Yang Ruoqing and Luo Fengtang coming from the backyard together.