Really alive?
Are beards real?
Is it really the teacher’s voice?
Getting up from the ground, Jiang Xiuming looked at Xu Wandao in surprise, and then at Ye Fan, "Pretend! You are really pretending... and you want to lie to me?" After thinking for a while, he thought he had found the truth. , "I clearly saw my teacher being burned to death with my own eyes, but you still find someone to pretend to be a teacher to deceive me. Do you really think I'm mentally retarded? You still have eight tufts of beard like my teacher, and you'll have to pluck them out if I don't!"< br>
While Xu Wandao wasn't paying attention, Jiang Xiuming reached out again and grabbed the last two tufts of Xu Wandao's beard, and cut them off with a pop!
"Ah! Damn it... You are still here... Damn thing, are you blind? Or is your head caught in the door? I am such a big living person, who can pretend to be me... I won't beat you to death..." Xu Wandao The beard he had grown for most of his life was all plucked out, and Xu Wandao jumped up in anger.
The key point is that this stubborn student actually pinched his own nostrils and dug out his own mouth...
Bang bang bang!
Xu Wandao didn't hold anything back, and with the energy in his hands running, he grabbed Jiang Xiu Ming, swung it, and smashed it against the ground, "I raised you in vain. When you were eight years old, you set fire to my grape vines. At the age of thirteen, You also wet the tobacco that I have kept for many years. I didn’t even settle these accounts with you. It’s just the right time for me to vent my anger today..."
While Xu Wandao was beating Jiang Xiu Ming hard, he was turning over Jiang Xiu Ming's old accounts!
These are Jiang Xiu Ming's absolute personal affairs, and they are also absolutely private. There are many things that no one other than Xu Wandao will know.
While being beaten, Jiang Xiu Ming became more frightened as he listened, "Teacher...are you really the teacher? You are not dead...but yesterday, I clearly saw you being burned to death by Ye Fan?"
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"Hmph! You bastard, do you really want me to die?" Xu Wandao looked at the stubborn student in front of him with some annoyance, and was completely speechless.
"No! No, I'm just curious, why are you alive again now that I saw you burned to death? Does Ye Fan know how to resurrect?" Jiang Xiuming was really curious about how Ye Fan did it. .
When Xu Wandao was punched into the pothole by Ye Fan just now, although his blood was blocked by Ye Fan, his consciousness was clear.
Therefore, he could clearly see the subsequent actions of Guo Li, Wang Fugui and others.
Xu Wandao also clearly saw the civet cat's trick of replacing the prince. At that time, when Ye Fan took out another paper puppet, Xu Wandao was shocked. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Xu Wandao wouldn't have believed that an identical version of himself had been "killed" by Ye Fan!
The outside world thought that Ye Fan killed Xu Wandao, but in fact, Ye Fan only killed a paper puppet.
Thinking of this, Xu Wandao's movements gradually stopped.
I thought that scene was unbelievable, so it was understandable that Jiang Xiu Ming believed it to be true.
"Oh... Xiu Ming, sometimes seeing is not necessarily believing, you know?" Xu Wandao stretched out his hand to help Jiang Xiu Ming, who had been beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face, "Did I hit you so hard just now? Look at your lips. Are you all swollen? Are you still a little white?”
"..." Jiang Xiu Ming was speechless for a while. The reason for his lips was completely because he soaked in the smelly ditch last night, but the teacher's attack just now was indeed harsh. Poor Jiang Xiu Ming's eyes were bruised and turned purple. Yeah...it looks like panda eyes.
"I'm fine, teacher! It's good that you're not dead!" Jiang Xiuming glanced at Xu Wandao with a somewhat evasive look. At this time, the eight tufts of beard on Xu Wandao's chin had basically been removed, but half of the last tuft was still left. With Xu Wandao's lips moving!
The stubborn Jiang Xiu Ming felt particularly uncomfortable, "Teacher, I'm sorry!"
Jiang Xiu Ming yelled, and the next moment he suddenly reached out and grabbed the last half of Xu Wandao's beard, and finally pulled it out. It was clean, and Jiang Xiu Ming finally felt comfortable. Xu Wandao felt uncomfortable instantly!
"Ah! You are sick..." Poor Xu Wandao had just woken up, and the beard on his chin was violently tortured three times, pulled out once, and again, and finally had to be savored again. The numbing feeling was life-threatening, but it made Xu Wandao particularly sour.
Just like in junior high school, when there was no razor, the beard was twisted with a rope used to sew clothes, and then the beard was pulled out hard. The instant stinging could really make people shed tears.
Xu Wandao waved his arms angrily and planned to beat Jiang Xiu Ming again, but seeing Jiang Xiu Ming's pitiful look, he instantly understood in his heart that these injuries on Jiang Xiu Ming must have been repaired by Ye Fan several times. Think about it Forget it.
"I gave you the task, did you do it?" Xu Wandao's face began to look serious. He was already "dead" in front of outsiders last night. If Jiang Xiuming did not follow his plan to eliminate King Jin's men, If so, there will be turmoil within the Suzaku Cavalry.
"Teacher, don't worry, everything has been cleared up according to your arrangement. Adjutant Qi is maintaining a stable follow-up work! And I... I planned to seek revenge from Young Master Ye yesterday, and then, I was beaten by Young Master Ye into such a bad behavior..."
Jiang Xiuming responded to Xu Wandao, looked at Xu Wandao, then looked at Ye Fan, and his whole body was stunned for an instant.
It turned out that everything Ye Fan said was true, and his teacher was really not dead!
Originally, Hou Tianji also told Jiang Xiuming to let the bullets fly for a while.
But I am stubborn and stubborn. I made such a poisonous oath with Mark just now, what should I do now?
"Master Jiang, now that a living person is in front of you, you won't get out of the toilet to kill me again, right?" Ye Fan was also speechless, and he didn't know how Jiang Xiuming did it. Come out and stab yourself.
Fortunately, he is a strong man in the martial saint realm. Otherwise, if he were a little weaker, he would have to at least get a puncture on his butt if Jiang Xiu Ming really succeeded.
"Master Ye, I was wrong!"
Jiang Xiu Ming turned around respectfully and bowed deeply to Ye Fan, "I apologize to you for my previous recklessness. I promise that I will never hunt you down again, Mr. Ye..."
"No! Dad, I was wrong!"
thump!
The next moment, in Xu Wandao's shocked eyes, Jiang Xiu Ming knelt down directly towards Ye Fan, and then said with a pious face, "Ye Fan dad! I, Jiang Xiu Ming, keep my word. From today on, I will be your most loyal The licking dog... Ye Fan's father is mighty..."
"There is something I don't understand in my heart. Please tell me, father Ye Fan! The teacher was obviously burned to death by you. I saw it with my own eyes, but why is the teacher still alive now? How did you do it? Please tell me, Otherwise I won’t be able to sleep at night!”
wipe?
Jiang Xiuming's explosive action almost made Xu Wandao explode on the spot!
What's going on?
I am a stubborn student who is not afraid of the sky or the earth. He is not afraid of the sky or the earth. Now he actually kneels down to Ye Fan and calls him daddy? And then I have to be Ye Fan’s licking dog!
One second he wanted to kill Ye Fan to avenge Xu Wandao, and the next second he knelt down and called daddy. Is this change too fast? (End of chapter)